and then, i look up in this window as im walking into my house and, holy shit, clear as day, 4 super hot chicks butt naked getting "changed" directly in front of the window. Since im taken, i only looked for a couple of seconds as i was walking back into the house. Which was pretty good because their mom happened to come home literally right after i hung my head down in sadness and was walking into my garage. otherwise she would have seen me staring.
but in all seriousness, they just moved in a year ago (been with my girl that long), and now that im off the market this is happening? Im perfectly happy, i just dont understand why it freakin rains naked chicks when i dont want any...