Whats your favorite movie quote?

gbpack85br · 2009-08-14 00:19:36

"hey, its like my thumb is my cock" pinnapple express quote mad good

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from wayne's world:
on th hood of wayne's car looking at planes, garth says "hey d-did you ever think bugs bunny looked hot when he dressed up like a girl?
wayne:"no"
garth:" uh ..oh me neither"

Aug 14 2009 12:21AM

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Avifarer

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"ok no cream"

Aug 14 2009 12:21AM

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gbpack85br

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say the movie

Aug 14 2009 12:24AM

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spruitm

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super troopers. how can you start a thread about movie quotes and not know such basic lines. come on

Aug 14 2009 12:27AM

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landonn

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the hangover - "hello, did you see the drive in, i guess thats why they call it sin city,"

superbad - "the funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock"

training day - "you got to kill the wolf to protect the sheep"

Aug 14 2009 12:29AM

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gbpack85br

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i agree but people might not know so say the movie. Tommy boy prolly has a million good ones but heres a good part

Where are we going to take the deer?

i dont know, the vet?

you take dead animals to the vet?

Why not, we take you to the vet

shut up

Aug 14 2009 12:32AM

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gbpack85br

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haha funny quote

Aug 14 2009 12:34AM

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gbirrd

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" i told her what time it was, chicka chicka yeea" - superbad

Aug 14 2009 12:35AM

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J-Neal

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this is one of my favourites

Aug 14 2009 1:47AM

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vincentlee223

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Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

"I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life"

Both from Gran Torino. I love that movie. The first one is a bit racist but whatever. Clint Eastwood is so badass in the movie.

Aug 14 2009 1:55AM

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garrett.

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forgiveness is between him and god, im just here to arrange the meeting.

Aug 14 2009 2:00AM

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lineskier10

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this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

Aug 14 2009 2:07AM

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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

....fight club

Aug 14 2009 2:09AM

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''how did I fail women studies, I love bitches''

-method man in how high

Aug 14 2009 10:15AM

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PappaG

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"English motherfucker. DO ... YOU ... SPEAK IT?!?"

Aug 14 2009 11:45AM

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hagenair

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Grandmas boy -

Barry: Hey Dante- My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...

Dante: No FUCK? And by Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight?

Barry: [Laughing hysterically] ... yes...
[Starts to cry]

Aug 16 2009 3:37AM

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"I'm Sick Of The Mother Fucking Snakes On This Mother Fucking Plane!" - I think you can guess

Aug 16 2009 12:04PM

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Celone

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Dumb & Dumber

Lloyd-What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?

Mary-Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...

Lloyd-Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?

Mary-Not good.

Lloyd-You mean, not good like one out of a hundred

Mary-I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]

Lloyd-So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

Aug 16 2009 2:16PM

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iBake

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pineapple express

-its like killing a unicorn, with like a bomb

-it's time to suck today's dick

Aug 16 2009 4:54PM

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Parker.

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"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

That's it?

Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

You got it"

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