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Great book- movie Tucker Max I hope they serve Beer In Hell

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Leeyum
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this might have been the funniest book i ever read i cant believe theres a movie now it looks so-so sadly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXTmNApNrxM

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Aug 11 2009 10:18PM
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Cant-Er
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looks like its released on my birthday. hopefully its as entertaining as the book lol
Aug 11 2009 10:20PM
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Tasche
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meh I thought he was a douche bag and the only funny story is the anal sex one. if that is the same book.
Aug 11 2009 10:25PM
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gmack24
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the trailer officially made me hate everything about tucker max. I literally now hate him after watching that.
Aug 11 2009 10:26PM
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Mooserz
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something tells me the stories were meant to be read not seen. i enjoyed the hotel lobby one though
Aug 12 2009 12:27AM
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Mooose...
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I'm pretty sure that's the only book that I have cried laughing while reading...


Aug 12 2009 12:32AM
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Slinger1x1
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what story is the movie based on?
the whole like Miss vermont thing?
Aug 12 2009 12:40AM
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k-rob
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meh.


that's all i have to say about tucker max.
Aug 12 2009 12:45AM
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doublexl
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this is the guy who got shit on, then puked on the girl's ass, while his friend filming it bursts out of the closet puking, is it not?
Aug 12 2009 12:56AM
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purplejumpsuit
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I just read part of that book for the first time ever today, funny this would pop up.
I want to see it. even if tucker is an ass, and a self proclaimed one at that, still looks funny.
Aug 12 2009 1:00AM
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Leeyum
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Slingblade is the best part of whole book, such a relatable charecter haha but movie really isnt doing it for me based on that trailer
Aug 12 2009 1:03AM
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AlexGaynor
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I was fully about to make a thread about this cuz i just read it... i managed to convince the group of girls in my 12th grade english reading group it would be a good book to discuss. Of course i hadn't read it at the time.

All i can say, is this book should in no way be related to high school.

The book is simply a retelling of true insanely hilarious sex stories.

And that if you havn't read it, you should.
Aug 23 2009 11:58PM
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TheQuailman
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book was great.

Honestly there was so much crazy hilarious shit but my favorite part is when...

They are at Denny's at like 3 am, completely shitfaced, and no one comes to serve them, so their one friend disappears into the kitchen.  And when they go look for him, they see him pouring pancake mix onto a griddle and he says "I'm making me some flapjacks!" 

Aug 24 2009 12:51AM
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Campeador
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Some of the stories are funny, but man is that movie gonna suck
Aug 24 2009 1:12AM
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Happy.
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I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet as I have at that story.



Aug 24 2009 2:42AM
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crazyfuck
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i highly doubt the stories are all true, if any of them are even entirely true.
Aug 24 2009 3:00AM
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AlexGaynor
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Dude, that's my exact train of thought.... because these stories are ridiculous.

but i decided the way he tells them is exactly the way he honestly remembers them. and the pictures lend credibility..

i think the only reason they might not be true is because of the fact he was drinking throughout them, which alters your memory.
Aug 26 2009 11:14PM
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horner
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Worst movie of the year?

By a long shot
Aug 26 2009 11:24PM
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crazyfuck
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he's also built a lot for him to live up to in each story... if those stories aren't highly embellished, i'll get on my knees and suck his cock.

let me find the Vegas story- i found a number of "huh?" parts in there... one of which being how he got past the HUGE guards outside the bathrooms at Tao nightclub- from my experience, they're VERY good about making sure people use the restrooms alone.  the part about the stall door being glass that somehow goes from clear to frosted is accurate, though... pretty crazy when you're fucked up and suddenly the glass goes all-white when you lock the door.
Aug 26 2009 11:26PM
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