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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Last Friday I went to a party and got super drunk I can't remember shit. It sucks bad because I guess I got some pussy and can't remember it at all I don't even know the girl but my friends were saying that I boned her. Oh yeah my friends that brought me home pulled me to my porch and ruined my coat it all good other then being grounded for the next two weeks because my mommy found me of the porch that night.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This
Feb 17 2004 5:41PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
everything but the being grounded part and my mom finding me...its called college



-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Feb 17 2004 5:46PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
uhhh if that doesnt happen, you didnt drink enough.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Feb 17 2004 5:47PM
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1080tahoegirl
Posts: 216 - Karma: 10
your friends are probably just bull-shiting with you.......
Feb 17 2004 6:26PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
You dude you prob. fucked a 7ft tall black man in the asshole. That or maybe a large dog.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Feb 17 2004 6:31PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,145
They're probably trying to get you to talk to the girl about it, and then she'll get mad and slap you.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''On Bling Skis:
Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0
Feb 17 2004 6:33PM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
it probably wasnt a girl
Haggard Skis
Feb 17 2004 8:34PM
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stonerman
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
i saw some kid fucking a goat the other night. it was in nampa idaho. so where do you live??






I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch man!!

Just do what Chong would do.
Feb 17 2004 8:50PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^what the fuck thats worse than incest. okay, maybe not but its still up there.
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Feb 17 2004 9:19PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
hope you wore a condom this time or you'll have 2 little rug rats running around.




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Feb 17 2004 9:31PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
ahahahh^ fucker you stole the words out of my mouth. can i have one of your babies?



w.m.h
Feb 17 2004 9:41PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
who the hell wouldnt wana get boned by such a slip knot fan?
Feb 17 2004 11:22PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
whoa weird...ive never had this happen to me....huh
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Feb 17 2004 11:28PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
just tell them they're full of shit so they'll show the video they made of them teabagging you while you were passed out



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 18 2004 2:23AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,656
I have a friend who lost his virginity and was too drunk to remember it... possibly the worst thing that can happen to a person.

Anyway, here's the conclusion: a) find out if you did, in fact, get ass. b) find out whether she was hot. If she wasn't, well, that's what being drunk is all about. If she was hot, give her some more.

'Oh, and morroco offered 2000 monkeys to help detonate landmines (an offer which
was refused).' - J.D._May
Feb 18 2004 3:03AM
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BallinBU
Posts: 882 - Karma: 6
just pretend like nothing ever happened. that's what i usually do. i probably don't want to know what i'm up to when i'm blacked out.
Feb 18 2004 3:04AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
oh fuck yes does it ever happen to me....it happens to everyone that knows how to drink.

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--DEFY SKEEZ-- im huked up

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Feb 18 2004 3:42AM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
I dont remember if that has ever happened to me!
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Get over it

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
Feb 18 2004 11:33AM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
^^yeah that's what the thread is all about...


tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
Feb 18 2004 2:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hopefully you knocked that bitch up too, youd be the man then!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 18 2004 11:22PM
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