Shittiest week of my life (FUCK poison oak)

Seriously, no joke, this was the shittiest week of my life.

So the week (last friday - now) starts off GREAT. my parents go out of town for the weekend, so im left with an open house for two nights. Fuck yeah. Have my best friend and like 3 girls over friday night, we just hottubbed, drank, and danced (i have a FAT soundsystem in my tv room like the bass makes the walls shake) all night, and it ended up happy (ifunawwutimean)
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saturday i had like 6 of my good buddies over, one of them brought a hookah, one brought a case to share with me since its my house, and like 2 brought bud. so yeah we just chilled there all day, and ended up having a litlle party that night. THE CUTEST girl ive ever seen came with one of her friends and holy shit. cutest girl ive ever seen no joke. sucks i leave for college in a week...

so yeah, the weekend kicked ass. Sunday it when it started to get unbelievably shitty. right when i wake my dick started itching like crazy. at first i was like shit, that girl fucked me over.... but then like 30 minutes later my face starts itching too. so we just chill at my house smoking hookah while i SCRATCH THE FUCK out of everything. this is what fucked me over. DO NOT TOUCH THE SHIT WHEN YOU GET POISON OAK/IVY. it spreads like wildfire.

so yeah, parents get home and first thing they say is "what the hell is wrong with your face" i hadnt looked at it all day, just been scratching so i go look in the mirror and ive got mad bumps all over my face and my eye is swellinmg up. My mom tells me it looks like poison oak and then tells me she is insanely allergic to the shit, which means that i most likely am too. So i just go to bed and hope it wont itch in the morning.

i wake up vigorously scratching my balls. like i couldnt stop scratching it just felt tooooo good. i get up to look in the mirror, and my face is COVERED. my dick is swollen like twice its normal size, my balls are covered, and my inner thighs are covered. it sucked. I immediately started putting anti itch shit all over but nothing helped.

seriously NOTHING HELPS with this shit. i tried everything. ice, oatmeal baths, calamine lotion, cortizone, aloe vera...nothing worked. The next 4 days were seriously the most miserable days of my life. i layed on the couch 72 straight hours, with bags of ice stacked on me, covered in calamine, and had like 3 fans blowing cold air on me. Even with all this shit, the itch is still unbearable. i would get one spot to stop itching, and immediately another spot would show up. a few times i completely broke down and started punching the shit out of my couch and screaming. no joke, this shit will not go away.

so over these three days, the rash just kept spreading. it would NOT STOP.

i ended up with it:
all over my face
complete right side of my neck
from my bellybutton to my balls (this was by far the worst spot)
my right AND left arms were completely covered from the wrist to elbow.
and it got behind my knees.


these three days were miserable....like seriously i could not take it. i just felt like crying. and if you read that last sentence and said something to yourself like "pussy" or something along those lines....fuck yourself. until you get this shit as bad as i had it, you have no idea what it is like.

after 4 days of not leaving my couch, i started to get insanely bored. I had already watched like 12 movies, completely beating resident evil 5 (sick game) and learned that tv nowadays is SHIT. seriouly, i hadnt realized how bad its gotten. EVERY channel has some cheap, trashy ass reality show full of strippers and washed up celebs.

i decided fuck it, and called up some buddies to come smoke me out and keep me company while i suffered. my one friend brough his hookah back over, and ended up just leaving it with me until the rash goes away which made me love him.

so were smoking....and smoking....and we hadnt even smoked that much when i started to get waaaay higher than normal. i seriously started hearing all these weird noises, and my vision got all crazy and blurry. (i had been taking like 10 benadryls every day for the rash so i think thats why this happened) i touched my rash and immediately it felt like i was being stuck with nails EVERYWHERE on the body. it freaked me out so i tried to stand up, got suuuper lightheaded and almost passed out. it was a bad expirience.

after this happened, i was completely freaked out and decided everyone needed to leave. i learned that smoking makes the itch about 10 times worse than normal so no more of that

yesterday i finally decided to go to the doctors and get some medicine. they put me on steriods and gave me this bomb cream that actually works...so im on my way to recovery.

its now saturday, i have left my house once in 7 days...and i still have the rash. hopefully its gone by tuestday or im gonna have to deal with a 6 hour plane ride which will not be fun. and then FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE after that.

so yeah. just wanted to share my little experience with someone haha.
oh and sorry bout the spelling/grammer. these benadryls fuck up my vision. deal with it i guess.........