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best beer to bong...

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supervore
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I'd have to say it's icehouse, good way to get fucked up. what's your pick?
Feb 17 2004 1:08AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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doesnt bonging it pretty much take away any difference?
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Feb 17 2004 1:49AM
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DENALI44
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2 40 oz's of old english malt liquor, i did that the other night and was totally beligerent, it goes down the same as regular beer


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Feb 17 2004 2:06AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
wildcat strong.



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Feb 17 2004 2:15AM
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BallinBU
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ya oe will fuck you up.. so will icehouse, which has more alchohol than normal beer.
Feb 17 2004 2:16AM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
busch light. its cheap and it gets the job done.

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Feb 17 2004 5:43AM
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elansucksass
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Yea i'm gonna go with Busch light on this one too. Cheap and effective. Put a floater of some hard on it if you really want to get fucked up
Feb 17 2004 5:46AM
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rossipowderhound
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Carlton Cold

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Feb 17 2004 5:47AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
light beer?
for beer bong's find the beer with highest alcohol %.


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Feb 17 2004 5:52AM
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gambino500014
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old e
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Feb 17 2004 10:30AM
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4skizzle
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Skyy vodka. About a liter of it will do you in.










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Feb 17 2004 11:48AM
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bigsky_gurl
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Miller light or PBR, the better tasting piss water.



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Feb 17 2004 12:00PM
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destroy
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^who cares if it tastes good? you're beerbonging it, its only going to be in your mouth for 10 seconds max, and thats if you really suck at bonging.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
Feb 17 2004 7:30PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
^who cares if it tastes good? you're beerbonging it, its only going to be in your mouth for 10 seconds max, and thats if you really suck at bonging.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
Feb 17 2004 7:30PM
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Shaggy
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well, if its something that tastes like Fin Du Monde, and you're doin alot of it, than chances are, you're not gonna be feelin too good
Feb 17 2004 7:35PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
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personnaly im a fan of everclear, about 2 bottles should do the trick


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Feb 17 2004 9:23PM
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bigJ
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High Life or PBR really fucking cold


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Feb 17 2004 9:28PM
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scratchskier123
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wild to the mutha fucken cat

Feb 17 2004 9:43PM
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petek
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no way guys, czech beer all the way. Pilsner-Urquell will do the trick, or even the belgian stella artois.



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Feb 17 2004 10:24PM
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What
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i would not beer bong a quality beer like stellar. find a cheap strong one


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Feb 17 2004 10:34PM
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jizack
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its all about the country club






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Feb 17 2004 11:29PM
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Jib_This
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Bonging Stella??? No. Stella is made to enjoy and savour. Wildcat strong is made for bonging.



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Feb 17 2004 11:48PM
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wrenegade
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^ thats exactly right. black ice is alright too. you need something cheap with at least 7% alcohol.

but you know where its really at? Wine funnels. thats the future.






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Feb 18 2004 1:36AM
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Jib_This
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^I prefer funneling screwdrivers. It works really well with about a mickey of vodka and 2/3 of a bottle of OJ.

Funelling wine? Get a winebox, stick a hose on the end of the spout, and turn it on. Good luck.



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Feb 18 2004 1:39AM
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CameIToeJam
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^what the fuck is a mickey??



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Feb 18 2004 1:43AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
11 ounces of fine premium vodka, or the piss if you're bonging it.



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Feb 18 2004 1:44AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
ahh



-Craig

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Feb 18 2004 1:49AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
whoever said cold, that's really all that matters.....no matter what shitty beer you are pouring down your throat the colder the better



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Feb 18 2004 1:53AM
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Dfresh
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whats up wiht people and their light beers?

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Feb 18 2004 1:59AM
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ductapeboy
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.EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.
you guys are obviously amatures. in order to get the drunkest the fastest, you need to be able to get it down fast, and keep it down. since you are chuggin, the flavour has nothing to do with it. soooo you want something cheap. and something with a lot alcohol. all signs point to old english or bull max. but the thing is... cold beer is a shock on the system. although it does taist better, taiste isn't involved here. the next thing you have to wory about is keeping it down. carbonation is a major consern when downing beers, cuz it builds up in your stomach, and makes you puke it back up. that sucks. like what a waste of good booze. soooo what you do is get a 40, open it, leave it sitting out for a few hours, let it get warm and flat, then funnel away. oh science... so good when it is getting me drunk.


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Feb 18 2004 2:59PM
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strode
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^has obviously duct taped a beer bong or two together



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Feb 18 2004 3:06PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
isnt the whole point of bonging beers to see if you can take the carbonation???? making beer flat is no fun, thats just for pussies trying to say, 'i can bong 4 beers easily'(aka ducttapeman)
Feb 18 2004 3:13PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^the whole point of bonging beers is to get super drunk super fast. That method involving flat 40s sounds good. I might have to try it.



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Feb 18 2004 7:14PM
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ductapeboy
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supervore..... you are a fucking tool. who the fuck drinks so that they can brag about how many fucking beers they can bong? wow. you ask for advice.... i give you what you are looking for then you call me a pussy? you suck at life.


Dave Pauls
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I like dead kittens.
Feb 19 2004 2:16PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
actually i asked for what kind of beer is the best for bonging, but the topic veered into a different direction(best way to bong a beer)... anyway i was just showing your post from a different perspective, sorry if i pissed you off
Feb 19 2004 3:25PM
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k_money
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definitley stones all the way. If not a silver bullet.

Mar 23 2004 9:53PM
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rugbydave
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props to Jib this, the strong kitten's are just what the doc ordered for bonging...


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Mar 23 2004 10:07PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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what does it matter. something cheap.
Mar 23 2004 10:25PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I am a big fan of ice house in the bong or sum Coors baby cant beat coors




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Mar 23 2004 10:45PM
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c_lo
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yeah, you kids are amatuers
lucky lager has a 40 (yeah as if normal lucky wasn't cheap enough) thats 10 percent, way stronger than OE or colt. You need to get yourself a funnel and throw that shit down, you will be beligerent in about 20 minutes

Mar 24 2004 10:56AM
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Evantheshredster
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damn i'm way back in the forums
Dec 19 2018 9:51AM
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sNaubi
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Evantheshredsterdamn i'm way back in the forums


U aint kewl boi, you vaint just koppy my swaggerino
Dec 19 2018 10:02AM
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Evantheshredster
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sNaubiU aint kewl boi, you vaint just koppy my swaggerino


eww wtf u grubby mongrel
Dec 19 2018 10:04AM
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sNaubi
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Evantheshredstereww wtf u grubby mongrel


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Dec 19 2018 10:30AM
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