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How Do You Want To Die?

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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
I want to choke on the last piece of a great sushi meal.

post yours.
Aug 8 2009 5:30AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
so aids?
Aug 8 2009 3:50PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
suicide in front of a ton of people
Aug 8 2009 3:52PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
Futurama aside, i'd actually like to die by jumping out of helicopter, spread eagled, and impaling myself on john bon jovi's guitar as he's doing a face melting, vertical guitar solo while standing atop christ the redeemer in brazil during a lightning storm
Aug 8 2009 4:48PM
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Throwaway.closed
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
jumping off a cliff and having one of my skis not fall off. (shane mconkey style)
Aug 8 2009 4:54PM
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TheRadCactus
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10

death by SHARKS ON A ROLLERCOASTER

Aug 8 2009 7:41PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,043
cannibal holocaust
Aug 8 2009 7:43PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
I'd like to fall off something huge, but i'll be happy with anything that isn't a terminal disease or getting stabbed.  Both of those are fairly likely though.
Aug 8 2009 7:44PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3826 - Karma: 3,509
I think being killed by a sniper would be bad ass
Aug 8 2009 7:50PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
im gonna dress up in a seal suit and wait in the ring of fire for great whites
Aug 8 2009 7:54PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
immediately after busting a nut in megan fox.
Aug 8 2009 9:23PM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
quickly and painlessly so im thinking in my sleep at about 90+
Aug 8 2009 9:33PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,096
in my sleep
Aug 8 2009 9:56PM
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Hogis
Posts: 551 - Karma: 393
Afterbanging my heart to death
Otherwise, I like the huge-coke-line-zombie-thing
Aug 8 2009 10:01PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
i wanna take 100 hits of acid and play with mercury when im on my death bed
Aug 8 2009 10:02PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10

old age.

Aug 8 2009 11:32PM
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Scrub
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
i want to die by fighting a panther and lion with a battle axe, they are my spirit animals and i think it is only right if they are the ones that kill me.
Aug 9 2009 3:23AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
2012 apocalypse.  you're all fucked. 

Buuut anyways, how I want to die is very different from how I think I will die, so maybe we should specify both.

How I want to go - Orgasm Induced Heart Failure.

How I probably will go - choke on own vomit or apocalypse, whichever comes first
Aug 9 2009 3:39AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
death serving my country would be a good way to go out
Aug 9 2009 3:54AM
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