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How Do You Want To Die?

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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
I want to choke on the last piece of a great sushi meal.

post yours.
Aug 8 2009 5:30AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
oh and i did searchbar and i did find the one from 2005 but i wanted to make a new one cause i do what i want.
Aug 8 2009 5:35AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Death by really hot czech twins.
Aug 8 2009 5:49AM
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gunstalk
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
im from czech i could arange this for you
Aug 8 2009 5:58AM
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Steeze-On-Toast
Posts: 679 - Karma: 92
At the end of the best powder run of my life
Aug 8 2009 6:38AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Score. I'll let you know when I get tired of life.
Aug 8 2009 6:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
While doing a triple superman to tip grab off the biggest cliff in the world, landing it, so i can claim it, then dying while hitting a tree on the way down...
Aug 8 2009 6:44AM
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fts171
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
A hero preferably. I would be ok with dying trying to protect the girl I loved or protecting a child.
Aug 8 2009 8:49AM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
Doing a huge line of coke, kicking down the door and killing zombies with a semi auto shotgun in the most badass way until they ate me. 
Aug 8 2009 9:31AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
death by snoo snoo

"i never thought i'd go out this way, but i'd always really hoped"
Aug 8 2009 10:24AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
true...

for those who don't know about this, its a futurama reference......
Aug 8 2009 10:26AM
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AC_breezy
Posts: 319 - Karma: 28
skiingg...
Aug 8 2009 10:37AM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
i plan on going skydiving when i'm around 70, and not pulling the shoot.
Aug 8 2009 10:48AM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
no one wants to be this old.

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Aug 8 2009 10:51AM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
I'm for sure going down in a blaze of glory.

That or maybe Gran Torino - Clint Eastwood style...
Aug 8 2009 10:52AM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 217
this
Aug 8 2009 11:06AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
No way, wouldnt you want to go back up and do it all over again?
Aug 8 2009 11:10AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
zombie apocalypse
Aug 8 2009 11:22AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Doing the first ever 2160 double grab (nose and tail)...then laning it and being attacked by a bear then when im a vegetable in the hospital i want the power to go out then the generator to explode so the machines keeping me alive stop working and i die.
Aug 8 2009 11:22AM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
bahahaha
Aug 8 2009 11:23AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27

By fighting off a monstrous horde of Zombies with a chainsaw..while high on DMT.

Aug 8 2009 11:32AM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
hospital bed, old as fuck.....surrounded by family, after a sick day of riding for sure ( if possible for my age)
Aug 8 2009 11:36AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
an opiate overdose would probably be the way to go
Aug 8 2009 11:39AM
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Archimedes
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,500645,00.html

FTW there is no better way to go
Aug 8 2009 11:43AM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
:) :( :) :(  :)  :(
Aug 8 2009 11:46AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
^^ wow...12 hours...at least he died happy
Aug 8 2009 11:46AM
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Gummy
Posts: 231 - Karma: 17
Skydiving at the age of 76.
Aug 8 2009 11:55AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
skydiving seems to be a popular one
Aug 8 2009 12:11PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
i hope one day i'm just really curious what death is like and i'm man enough to venture into my curiousity
Aug 8 2009 12:16PM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19
in an epic battle with death where he walks in the room and im like ohhhh sheeeeetttt niggaaaaa' and hes all quite and such and im like FUCK YOU DEATH! book it outa there in some super ill car then go to my friends house where we eat watermellon and come up with some cool business ideas. after i take a piss before leaving....im sry im so fuckin bored.
Aug 8 2009 12:33PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
yeah either that or skiing
Aug 8 2009 12:36PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
skiing
Aug 8 2009 12:37PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i dont want to die
Aug 8 2009 12:44PM
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skinakedfast
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 434
I wanna be 80 and on acid then poach the level 1 jump and try some thing gnarly like switch quad cork 1800 to death
Aug 8 2009 12:46PM
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kingcomet32
Posts: 638 - Karma: 13
wouldnt that also mean death for others relying on that power?
Aug 8 2009 12:54PM
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.thedude
Posts: 292 - Karma: 16
once i can't get out of bed, jumping out of a plane and lighting myself on fire
Aug 8 2009 12:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
this, no doubt
Aug 8 2009 1:01PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
hypothermia, a lot of people I tell that to think it's strange.

I think it would be cool to snuff out all numb and cold.
Aug 8 2009 1:07PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
either jump out of an airplane with no parachute or off a really tall building and throw the craziest tricks i could think of.
Aug 8 2009 1:11PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
throw the first ever quintuple cork 3000
Aug 8 2009 1:24PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
In my sleep, on a lot of droogs.
Aug 8 2009 1:30PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
I'm skiing alone on the most epic powder day I've ridden in a while. I'm super fucking old but still straight killing it in the deeps. I drop a dope cliff but break my leg and maybe some other bones. I can't move and am stuck engulfed in the snow like a frozen feather bed. I'm too deep in the backcountry for a quick rescue. Luckily I have a few spliffs of my homegrown ganj I've been growing for years. I smoke the spliffs while contemplating all the good things I've experienced in my life and slowly drift off to eternal peace.
Aug 8 2009 1:41PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
definitely eaten by a great white shark
Aug 8 2009 1:50PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
the only problem is freezing to death. that part sucks... don't you hate even being cold on a normal skiing day?
i'd like that, except with a heat blanket i can hang out in. then, when its time, i bear with a gun comes out of the woods and puts me out of my missary. then eats me
Aug 8 2009 1:57PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
If I have a family when I'm older I wanna go out with them beside me.

If I am a lonely old fuck then I would find the busiest interstate I could and play human frogger. Just keep going till you get game over.
Aug 8 2009 2:03PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
being deep fried.
Aug 8 2009 2:10PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i wont die.
Aug 8 2009 2:36PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
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id like to eat dinner with this guy, then i would be dessert
Aug 8 2009 2:39PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
cheese grater.
Aug 8 2009 2:46PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155

when im 90 triple misty 3000 off a 500ft cliff. land it. claim it. then huck myself to death off the 1000ft cliff below. my body would be frozen until spring when it would be eaten by bears. i will then wander the backcountry as a ghost scaring the shit out of other skiers

Aug 8 2009 2:55PM
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Ski..4..Life
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 97
well i planned on never dying, so im kinda stumped on this one.... but seriously i don't wanna guess.

i actually want it to be a surprise and dont like predicting or suggesting this stuff just a negative attitude and it doesn't matter to me because i wont know anway.
Aug 8 2009 3:45PM
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