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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7130 - Karma: 51,765
Me: Yo
Her: Yes?
Me: When can i tap dat
Her: tomorrow after my test. im studying like crazy now


victory.

I plan on reporting back with more.
Dec 9 2009 7:54PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
hahaha yeah new one i didnt even have to ask
James

hey baby what up

7:52pmDevin

hey baby. what are you doingg : )

7:53pmJames

ahh just gillen at home

7:53pmDevin

soo you coming over tonightt er?

7:53pmJames

well yeah liek 2 3 minutes ill be there

7:53pmDevin

haha alright : )



Dec 9 2009 7:54PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
I just did, and she freaked out.
Dec 9 2009 8:11PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
message?
Dec 9 2009 8:14PM
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C-Weezy
Posts: 786 - Karma: 50

we were already texting, so i just asked her

me: so...can I ask you a question?

her: sure.

me: when u gona let me tap dat?

her: haha...Hmmmmmmm.

me: that doesnt answer my question

her: lol um. I dont know

me: bummer..well..anyway

me: wat r u doing

lol iFail

Dec 9 2009 8:14PM
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*WonderBread*
Posts: 401 - Karma: 13
she didnt give you a no..
Dec 9 2009 8:16PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Me: May I tap dat?
her: This aint even you so SHUT UP
me: It was a joke
her: you know I fucken hate that word
me: No I don't, i'm sorry.
her: It sounds like something stupid that kevin or jackson would say! (kevin and jackson are mutual friends who are, well, yeah.)
me: I'm sorry, it was a joke
her: whatever =(
me: I'm really sorry
her: :(
Dec 9 2009 8:30PM
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BackRoad
Posts: 299 - Karma: 46

Me: Yo ben, can I ask you a serious question?

Ben: Ok

Me: Can I tap dat

Ben: Oh Ya Baby!

Me: So like now?

Ben: Hahahahaha

Me: Dude I'm so cereal about this

Ben: Well I cant take you seriously now that youve said cereal haha

Me: I NEVER LOVED YOU YOU WHORE

Dec 9 2009 9:32PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7130 - Karma: 51,765
Me: Yo
Ashley: Hey
Me: When can I tap dat?
Her: Ew never say that again
Me: Yes dear. But seriously?
Her: No


Fail
Dec 9 2009 9:33PM
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transcendeavor
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
To my ex-girlfriend's best friend

Eliyo, can I ask you a serious question?
6:36pmMariashoot
6:36pmEliwhen you gonna let me tap dat?
6:37pmMariaare you highlol
6:37pmElinah girl, just gettin my study on
6:37pmMarialol im not that easy
6:38pmElicmon bitch I aint got this kinda time
6:38pmMariawho do you think i amwho are you with
6:39pmElijust by myselt, wonderin when youre gonna let me tap dat
6:39pmMariaand what exactly makes you think that i'm gonna let you do that
6:40pmElijust a hunch
6:41pmMarialolwell that was forward
6:41pmElidas my steeze
6:42pmMariawell I think you need to work on your steeze
6:43pmEliwhatchu doin later?
6:43pmMarianot you
6:44pmEliwell played

fail
Dec 9 2009 9:47PM
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McLeod
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 1,582
my convo with Mary Oneil hahahah

Mike

hey mother mary

7:52pmMary

Hi there

7:52pmMike

how are you

7:52pmMary

whats up, where do you live

7:52pmMike

ns represent

7:53pmMary

Oh,nice to meet you. I kind of have a hard time remembering who everyone is, and where they are from

7:53pmMike

no worries. your like the hot matriarch

7:53pmMary

I often wonder if there is hatin on me still over on NS

I don't check in there very much


7:54pmMike

you should. i love seeing your booty on there

7:54pmMary

haha

well, sometimes I'm afraid to go on NS, never know what I might read about myself haha

someone was hating on me here on FB last night over on the Jon Olsson page

telling me to STFU you stupid bitch

and calling me a stalker lol

7:55pmMike

thats no good, they just dont know how to handle such a fine thang. ill tell them to STFU

7:56pmMary

ANysay, nbd, I've got a toughrer skin now

7:56pmMike

good for you

7:56pmMary

the person was Morgan something

7:56pmMike

forget about them.

can i ask you a question

as a motherly figure

7:56pmMary

but Jon said he likes what I have to say, and to keep it coming Click for larger image

7:57pmMike

oh ya keep it cummin

7:57pmMary

So,how's the weather where you are

7:57pmMike

its great!

7:57pmMary

We finally got snow today....10 inches!

7:57pmMike

awesome thats great

7:57pmMary

the kids were home from school

7:57pmMike

can i ask you a question?

7:57pmMary

sure

7:57pmMike

can i tap dat?

7:58pmMary

uhmmmm, not sure what you mean

7:58pmMike

can i tap dat?

7:58pmMary

I think not

I don't think I like what you are implying

7:59pmMike

why not mary?

8:00pmMike

??????

You don't have permission to chat with this person.

???


Dec 9 2009 11:02PM
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transcendeavor
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
Pedro:

so.. can i ask u an imp. question?

7:56pmMegan

yea sure

7:56pmPedro

when you gonna let me tap dat?

7:56pmMegan

ha what

7:57pmPedro

u read it, when can I tap dat?

7:57pmMegan

you cant
i am engaged
nobody can
Dec 9 2009 11:06PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Dec 9 2009 11:21PM
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clandemush
Posts: 589 - Karma: 53
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahaha
Dec 9 2009 11:42PM
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clandemush
Posts: 589 - Karma: 53
the thread returns!
Dec 9 2009 11:43PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
i asked my friends girlfriend.
and accidently pasted another thing in there.



Chris

hey kelly rose

10:15pmKelly Rose

hi

chris

10:16pmChris

going skiing this weekend?

10:16pmKelly Rose

yes

are you

10:16pmChris

yes

sowhen are you going to let me tap that?

10:18pmChris

Chris

is ezra talking to you?
10:12pmKatya

no
10:12pmChris

isnt he?
10:12pmKatya

nope

10:18pmKelly Rose

umm

10:18pmChris

hmm

thats

the wron

link

10:18pmKelly Rose

ok


Dec 10 2009 12:18AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
I thought it was any old mary, then I clicked it and laughed my ass off. You are a horrible, hilarious person.
Dec 10 2009 1:26AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
oh god.
shes probably traumatized.

Dec 10 2009 1:40AM
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transcendeavor
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10

Cody


hey kasey


10:37pmKasey


heyyy!!! whats up


10:37pmCody


hows it hangin?


10:38pmKasey


good good working on a take home exam ... drinking some red stripe


u?


10:38pmCody


calhouns, studyin, beer or two


can i ask you a serious question?


10:41pmKasey


yea for sure


10:41pmCody


so when you gonna let me tap dat?


10:41pmKasey


lol


10:42pmCody


i needa time frame


10:42pmKasey


lol


how serious are u cody?


10:43pmCody


cancer.



10:43pmKasey


lol


how long have u wanted to ask me this???


10:45pmCody


december 2nd at 4:32 pm


10:45pmKasey


LOL


ur killin me !


hmm


10:46pmCody


ur killin me.


no time for contemplation


10:47pmKasey


when u leaving for holidays?l


10:47pmCody


december 24, assuming i've tapped dat


10:48pmKasey


LOL


10:48pmCody


ima tap you like a maple tree, boil dat shit, and serve it up on sum hotcakes


10:49pmKasey


lol


hahhahah \


10:50pmCody


so, you like pancakes?


10:50pmKasey


i do... im just allergic to syrup!! i love pancakes tho! all i use to ask for my bday when i was little !


10:52pmCody


we've strayed from topic here


10:52pmKasey


lol


nahhhh u talkin pancakes ... im talkin pancakes!!


10:53pmCody


im talkin me, you, and a tap. and maybe some post-tap pancakes


10:53pmKasey


lol


10:57pmCody


so my agenda is pretty clear right now


10:57pmKasey


lol


as in tonight? or leading up to the 24th?


10:58pmCody


as in whenever you're open


im there


10:58pmKasey


lol


cody !!!!!!!


10:59pmCody


sup girl


10:59pmKasey


lol

just practicing

hahahah


11:00pmCody


practicing shoutin my name? ya youll be doin a lot of that. but dont worry, itll come

naturally


11:00pmKasey


lol


11:01pmCody


you like kegs? i know you do. well i like tappin dat


lets solve dat problem


11:04pmCody


k i've run out of time, hit me up with when and where, peace

11:04pmYou are not online.

Dec 10 2009 2:09AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
Poor Mary, she is like the NICEST woman ever.
Dec 10 2009 2:13AM
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looneygeorge
Posts: 633 - Karma: 14

me: hey!

her: hey, whats up? :)

me: nothing, just need to ask you something

her: ok, what?

me: Well, i'm sitting here in class bored and I thought of something.. When you gonna let me tap dat?

her: Do you really wanna go there? I have a boyfriend..

me: just you, me and some tappin.

her: I got two free periods before I start school. Make some lame excuse to your teacher. you know where I live.


I'm getting some booty, I'm getting some booty.

Dec 10 2009 3:46AM
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mike720b
Posts: 669 - Karma: 27
haha same here!!! for like yearsss
Dec 10 2009 5:30AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
While she does seem really nice, she seems nice in a "I wanna wear a pro-skiers skin" kinda way. She made like a 5+ hour trip for the midwest ski film festival from minnesota (admittedly it was probably worth a 5 hour trip if you were going to the afterparty as well, Hathaway and Walker were throwing down beats). So I thought ok, she is dedicated, but then I think I remember seeing a pic of her all the way out at the 4bi9 house or something like that.
Dec 10 2009 11:13AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
Well she went to the 4bi9 house because she was in Mt. Hood (on vacation I think). She has kids who are super into skiing and I think it's pretty rad to have a mom who is like trying to learn more about it so she can share it with them. Just saying like if my dad were to one day be like "Aimee, I'll drive you 5 hours to go to a ski film festival because I know you really want to go and I think if would be cool too..." I wouldn't hate it haha. She is a legit skier, maybe not park, but she enjoys the snow and that's what counts!
Dec 10 2009 11:18AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
Alright, I stand corrected. She is nice (maybe a little creepy), and NS is a bunch of assholes..... funny assholes, but assholes.
Dec 10 2009 11:22AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
depends what she means by 2 free PERIODS.

Dec 10 2009 7:24PM
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bkimsta
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
me: I have a serious question
her:Ask Me.
Me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her:haha is this a serious question or are you being weird
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her:when i let you lol.
me:haahaha nice
her:i actuallly have to go, i have this huge test tomorrow i forgot to study for, and you distract me really well lol. I'll text you when im done

Dec 10 2009 8:29PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
You know, this actually sounds more promising than most of the straight up yes answers. Tap dat mang.
Dec 10 2009 8:30PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
lolz
Dec 10 2009 9:01PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6

Me: Hey There

Her:Aye whats up

Me:Chillen You

Her:Same same

Me:so anyway you didnt give me an answer last time when can i tap dat?

her:when works for you?

Me:right now

Her:i changed my mind

Me:fucckkk...

Her:yeah

...that close!!!!

Dec 10 2009 9:07PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
Eddie

yoooo
10:04pmLeslie

eyyy

howya
10:04pmEddie

i got a serious question
10:05pmLeslie

uh oh
10:05pmEddie

when you gonna let me tap dat?
10:05pmLeslie

get reaaaal
10:07pmEddie

hey, i aint got all day for answers

chop chop
10:08pmLeslie

mmmmm

march 13
10:08pmEddie

shiiittt

thats a stretch
10:08pmLeslie

dude

its perfect

i make you pie next day. pi day. you can wait
10:09pmEddie

thats straight, pie and a tap


scoooreee, but not good enough for me
Dec 10 2009 10:10PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Ashley

chyeaaa! in a bangin mansion right

in california

on the beach

oh yea, im a sand person, not a snow person haahhaa

but i live kin jersey, so snow is pleasant
11:42pmRobbie

hahaha N.J shore

on m.t.v
11:42pmAshley

omfg.. such a BAD impression of jersey

paaaleaseee lol

friggen giuidos!!

ruin our rep!!
11:43pmRobbie

hahaha

can I ask u a serious question tho?
11:44pmAshley

yes sure
11:45pmRobbie

Can i tap dat?
11:45pmAshley

hahhaa who in specific?

are we talkin aboutNJ Shore?

cuz then i cant help you, i canot deal with guidsss lol
11:45pmRobbie

what's ur answer time is of the essence.
11:45pmAshley

what do you mean?
11:46pmRobbie

can I tap that?
11:46pmAshley

not me??
11:46pmRobbie

Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
11:46pmAshley

lmaooo duuude.i'm a gooood girl. and i have a boyfriend
Dec 10 2009 11:48PM
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K2epro
Posts: 310 - Karma: 7
you must have limited options
Dec 10 2009 11:59PM
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yohaass60
Posts: 333 - Karma: 42
this entertained me so much, bump!
Dec 15 2009 9:19PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
ok so, two days ago i texted this girl who's my friends friend( she doesn't know me) and asked her if i can tap dat her, she kept asking who i was and shit like that but yesterday me and my mom got in this big argument about texting so she took my phone away and looked at my text messages and saw that and now she thinks that i should go for counseling and that i sexually harassed her. thanks ns
Dec 15 2009 9:26PM
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easybreezy
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
Bree

filipp

7:38pmFilipp

wha

7:39pmBree

i ahve a serious question for you

7:39pmFilipp

ok

7:40pmBree

when are you gonna let me tap dat

7:40pmFilipp

wtf?

7:40pmBree

that didnt answer my question

7:40pmFilipp

tap my dick ur asking

7:41pmBree

what do you think im implying

7:41pmFilipp

dont impky

imply

ask the question

7:41pmBree

i did. when are you gonna let me tap dat

7:41pmFilipp

now

7:41pmBree

deal

7:41pmFilipp

come




hahaha much simpler when youre a girl

Dec 15 2009 9:42PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
you only have yourself to thank for that
Dec 15 2009 11:05PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
Calhoun's in Vancouver? That place is sweeeet.
Dec 15 2009 11:32PM
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S.Anderson
Posts: 369 - Karma: 18
hahahah funny shit
Dec 15 2009 11:58PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
I wanna see one girl ask ONE guy this question and see what he says. i dare you.
Dec 16 2009 12:56AM
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easybreezy
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
look above at my post.

also, he texted me ten minutes later asking me where i was.
Dec 16 2009 12:59AM
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easybreezy
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
* and just showed up at my room. gotta love college
Dec 16 2009 1:45AM
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EvanA02
Posts: 421 - Karma: 47
dude why not just show your mom the link to this and blame it on us?
Dec 16 2009 2:14AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
BAHAHAHAHA!
Dec 16 2009 11:38AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
it's already happened.
Dec 16 2009 11:44AM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
another guy?? anyway u fail because u didnt even ask if u could tap dat....for all we know u invited him/her over to play halo
Dec 16 2009 11:44AM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
lol nice
Dec 16 2009 11:48AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
i hope you invited him in...
Dec 16 2009 1:30PM
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easybreezy
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
yup. played odst
Dec 16 2009 2:03PM
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DDrem.
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Dec 16 2009 2:16PM
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