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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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QuoteReply.
Posts: 232 - Karma: 17
Me: Hey
Her: Hay
Me: how are youuu
Her: im swell.. in a mental sence. how are you?
Me: Im great, going skiing saturday.
Me: Now can i ask you a serious question?
Her: sure can
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: lolololz newschoolerz<3 sure thing bud
Dec 2 2010 10:05PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
I asked my girlfriend if I could tap dat, but she doesnt really speak english so its kinda lame... i haz tapped dat anywayz.
Dec 2 2010 10:46PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
Me: Yo whats up
Her: Playing geetar you?
Me: Just ate supper, chinese food. can i ask you a very serious question?
Her: Yum ginger beef! you defs can.
Me: When you gon let me tap dat?
Her: I don't know if you can DAT ASS kevin
Me: Well we could find out
Her: Oh steal away my virginity don't you
Me: I don't steal
Her: Borrow?
Me: Sure you could just lend it to me for a while
Her: Okay, I expect it back in mint condish
Dec 3 2010 12:13AM
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hedgehog
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 167
I don't ask anything I just do it.
Dec 3 2010 12:34AM
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Ftacnik
Posts: 1997 - Karma: 111
Lol you lose^
Dec 3 2010 1:09AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
bump
Feb 15 2011 4:18PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
can i tap dat?
Feb 15 2011 5:41PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
BRB GONNA ASK!
Feb 15 2011 5:45PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
I did and she called the police...
Feb 15 2011 7:13PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
mail order bride?
Feb 15 2011 8:14PM
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IVOVI
Posts: 92 - Karma: 26
^ FUUUUCKKK YOOOUUU. hahah
Feb 15 2011 8:40PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552

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whats up girl
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Asstin!
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hey i have a serious question
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What sir?
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can i tap that?
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5:46pm
Always. Haha
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Feb 15 2011 8:47PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,285
good for u brian.
Feb 15 2011 8:48PM
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IVOVI
Posts: 92 - Karma: 26
Me: Hey
Her: hello
Me: wats uo?
Her: just watchin 2 and a half men wbu
Me: nothing. i got a serious question..
Her: okay...
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: you can come over right now if you want





Feb 15 2011 9:09PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
Lesbian action?...
Feb 15 2011 10:05PM
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199

Me: Hey

Girl: Hey what's up?

Me: Not too much, can I ask you a serious quesiton?

Girl: Of course :)

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Girl: LOOOOOL.

Girl: Whenever you want.

Me: Sick.

Feb 15 2011 10:05PM
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IVOVI
Posts: 92 - Karma: 26
Um..Yess. haha
Feb 15 2011 10:12PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552

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hey whats up?
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sup wit it
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not much
hey i got a serious question to ask you
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shoot
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can i tap that?
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too young
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nice try though



Ashley Battersby haha



Feb 15 2011 10:13PM
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IVOVI
Posts: 92 - Karma: 26
Me: So uh jessica..
Her: whaty? (;
Me: i got a serious question..
Her: whass that?
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: you already have, more then twice, what more could you possibly want?
Bahahahaha!!!!
Feb 16 2011 12:12AM
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The.Ginger
Posts: 978 - Karma: 13
Psh, texting is gay, so I did it in person...

Me: So.... when can I tap dat?

Her: Wait what did you say?

(and randomly, a counselor walks up behind me and pats me on the back and says "dont be embarrassed")

Awkward turtle......
Feb 16 2011 12:18AM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
haha I like this one
Feb 16 2011 12:19AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
oh so i have a really serious question
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yes
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...
when are you gonna let me tap dat??
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hahahahaha what
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can i tap dat
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chances of that are really unlikely.
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shot down!
lolz
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haahha
sorry?
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nah its chill that was a pretty solid answer
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haha well i have a boyfriend so like yeah
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oh wasn't aware of that
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haha it's all good
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so what you're trying to say is you want to but you cant ; )
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10:30pm
hahaah eh.




haha i got pwned
Feb 16 2011 12:33AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
try 2

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hey whats up
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not to much! what about you?
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just coolin it watchin some tv
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well thats funnn
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yep
so i have a serious question
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haha okay, shoot
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when are you gonna let me tap dat??
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hahahahaha wow...
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dont laugh, serious question...
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thats not a serious question


touche, woman, touche...
Feb 16 2011 12:46AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
beast excellent thinking
Mar 10 2011 9:03PM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446

same. excpet hella

Mar 10 2011 9:28PM
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SCB_
Posts: 402 - Karma: 15
haahhaha funiest thread i have ever fucking read!
Mar 10 2011 9:30PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
me: hey can i ask you a serious question?
her: sure, what is it? :)
me: when you gunna let me...tap that?
her: since when did you want to fuck me?
me: a while now, so when you gunna let me tap that?
her: come to my house tomorrow and we will talk :)



bi-WINNING
Mar 10 2011 9:35PM
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mistahfabbydavis
Posts: 216 - Karma: 15
gonna post later
Mar 10 2011 9:53PM
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SCB_
Posts: 402 - Karma: 15
i cant stop laughing thNKS ns
Mar 10 2011 10:26PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
would get right on this if i didnt have a girlfriend :( ah well, at least i'm getting laid for sure :)
Jul 2 2011 10:48PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
i loled
Jul 2 2011 10:56PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Lemme smang it gurll.
Works better.
Jul 2 2011 11:00PM
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Thug**
Posts: 511 - Karma: 87
i have never read 5 pages of a thread untill...
Jul 2 2011 11:08PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Sounds good....
Jul 2 2011 11:09PM
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mnfreeskier
Posts: 939 - Karma: 69
/threads for later
Jul 2 2011 11:31PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
Me: Hey

Her: hey! whats up?

Me: I have a serious question to ask you.

Her: Is it the same serious question spencer asked me?

Me: He beat me too it, shit.


Lol my friend won that one
Jul 5 2011 5:46PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
ahh you missed out on a 3-way
Jul 5 2011 5:55PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
i would much rather have the 2 girl threeway though
Jul 5 2011 6:23PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
holy fuck, did this and had the usual convo (ie: can i tap dat, lol no) then i showed her the link and turns out she snowboards and used to have an account on ns. weird fucking shit
Jul 5 2011 6:44PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Gotta take what you can get...










lol jk

but seriously
Jul 5 2011 6:50PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
me:hey can i ask you a serious quesion?
her: K what?
me: so when you gunna let me tap dat?
her: no. last time hurt.
me: sorry, i cant shrink.. :S
her: read but didnt reply.
Jul 5 2011 7:50PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
im pretty sure if I did that, i'd either get "yeah okay" and it would never actually go down or they'd be really pissed off cause thats what girls are best at.
Jul 5 2011 7:52PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
you arent asking the right girls then ;)
Jul 5 2011 7:57PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
the right girls=hoes?
Jul 5 2011 8:01PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
Me: Jersey can I ask you a serious question?
Her: Yeah.
Me: When you gunna let me... tap dat?
Her: What?
Me: When you gunna let me tap dat
Her: Whaaaaat?
Me: When can I tap dat!
Her: Never.



:(
Jul 5 2011 8:09PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7130 - Karma: 51,716
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Dime.5: Haha wai..really?
Me: ...
Dime.5: Daniel! Answers!
Me: I asked the question first.
Dime.5: Well obviously whenever you would like





victory
Jul 5 2011 10:49PM
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Clyde-frog
Posts: 220 - Karma: 206
Me: Heey whats up!
her: heeeeeey :)
me: Can i ask you somethin?
her: Ya sure
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: ahhaaha, you wanna fuck me?
me: mhmmm
her: :D lol....im not hot or anything (trust me, shes a fucking baaaabe)
me: I'll come over tomorrow
her: kaay :))



during this sexting experience (and its still continuing) i had total doubts she would be down lmao.

can you say bi-winning?
Jul 5 2011 11:39PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
if shes serious thats awesome! :)
Jul 5 2011 11:40PM
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Whaley
Posts: 712 - Karma: 24
Tap tap tap dat
Jul 5 2011 11:44PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
yea

except i actually dont. my life is sad
Jul 5 2011 11:46PM
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