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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
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It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
i love this thread, il contribute to it later tonight when i get stupid and decide to txt that to some girl
Sep 3 2010 7:05AM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
I've seen this on another site...
Sep 3 2010 10:03AM
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wesley.
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bump
Sep 10 2010 11:36PM
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SassySloth
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HUGE BUMP!!

this gave some really good laugh and was fun to do.

lets try it again
Nov 30 2010 8:48AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

i used to do that but with 'wanna make out' it's funny to see the range of answers you get. some people give you a simple 'no', or 'haha sure'. others feel the need to explain themselves and say 'well i do find you attractive but i have a current love interest who i wouldn't want to ruin anything with bla bla bla', and then every once in a while you run into that winner who's like 'uhhhhh where can i meet you' cause she's horny as fuck

one of my best hook-up stories comes from a drunk text to this girl i barely knew, and honestly when i told her to come to my place, she walked for like 20 minutes through the rain and rang my doorbell at 3 in the morning, saying she'd peaced from the bar to get to my place, and holy shit it was fun times. that's like the hottest thing a girl could ever do.. want you so badly that she just drops everything and makes her way to you. and even then i was only semi-serious about it. i texted her passed out from my bed.

not to mention she showed up in a tiny black dress with her make-up half running down her face from the rain and all wet and shit. she looked unbelievable. i swear it was like a scene from a movie.

good times, yo

Nov 30 2010 9:12AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Straight to the picture of your cock, eh?  I like your style. 
Nov 30 2010 10:48AM
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J..H
Posts: 646 - Karma: 73
threads
Nov 30 2010 11:29AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
can I tap dat??
Nov 30 2010 12:23PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
me: i have a question
her: shoot..
me: when ya gunna let me tap dat
her: lol are you drunk
me: no it was serious question
her:welli have a bf so not anytime soon
me: so soontime?
her: maybe:)
Nov 30 2010 12:49PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
me- hey cutie what are you up to?
her- nothing just sitting in choir. whats up?
me-nothing really can I ask you a serious question?
her- ya of course what is it?
me- Can I tap dat?
her- huh?
me- tap dat! p in the v?
......... no reply. shit did not work
Nov 30 2010 1:53PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
i would have cut my losses as soon as i read choir dude haha
Nov 30 2010 2:35PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
Totally forgot about this trying it again for sure
Nov 30 2010 2:53PM
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MatsoFatso
Posts: 71 - Karma: 18
Me: Hey
Her: Hey you!
Me: I gotta question for you..
Her: Whats up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Lol tap what exactly?
Me: Dat ASS!
Her: Oh ya? Well come and get it, im all yours!
Me: Haha Yess!


GREAT SUCCESS!! I LIKE..
Nov 30 2010 3:11PM
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Laurent.
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I know it's dutch so let me translate it for you English speaking folks:

Me: Hello, fuck?
Girl: Haha
Girl: If you are around why not?
Me: I'm on my way
Girl: I'm waiting for you
Girl -XXX-
Nov 30 2010 3:55PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
win
Nov 30 2010 4:06PM
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skichicky3
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Hansel tried this on me...
Nov 30 2010 4:21PM
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nikkib.
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oh noooo
Nov 30 2010 4:45PM
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introvert
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Me: So I have a serious question
Girl: And that would be?
Me: When are you gunna let me tap dat?
Girl: hahah didn't see that one coming at all
Girl: Tomorrow good?





:)
Nov 30 2010 5:13PM
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Ilovewhitestuff
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me: hey

her: heey

me:whats up?

her:nm nm hbu

me: ntm
can i ask you a serious question?

her: yaa suree

me: when u gunna let me tap dat?

her: wow
do i even know u
besides ur luaras bro
laura"s

(this was funny because i have maybe talked to her like once in my life, and she knows my sister).
Nov 30 2010 5:36PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
i cannot believe how well this just worked
Nov 30 2010 6:56PM
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J..H
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8:39pm
Hey girl

8:39pm
Heyyy ;)

8:40pm
i got a serious question...

8:40pm
lol kayyy

8:41pm
can i tap dat?

8:41pm
sure lol
Nov 30 2010 8:51PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
im trying to think of a friend that i could actually ask this who wouldnt get mad haha
Nov 30 2010 8:53PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16

me: yo

MV: twatup

me: i have a serious question

MV: yes ma'am

me: when you gonna let me tap dat?

MV: are you talking about the commercial?
or are you just trying to be funny?
cuz both were an epic fail
hahahaha

ha shiiiiiit
Nov 30 2010 9:15PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16

me: hahahahahaha
FUCK
what commercial though

MV: have you see nthat commercial where that chick is standing between the guy and the keg of keystone and the one guy says "when are you gonna let me tap that?" meaning the keg, but the other guy thinks hes talkin about his GF so he punches him
its funny as fuck
but you wouldnt makeout with me with peanut butter in my mouth so never.
littleyou gotta give a little to get
you gotta give a little to get alittle*
Nov 30 2010 9:17PM
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HomieJon
Posts: 621 - Karma: 134

(this is my girlfriend)

ME: Hey girl, i have a heart to heart question?

Her: Huh?

ME: yeah know, so i was wondering.

Her: yes?

ME: Can i tap dat?

Her:leave.

ME: hehehehe

Her: not funny.

ME: shuduphoe

NO REPONSE after that= not happy girlfriend

Nov 30 2010 9:26PM
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ButchCassidy
Posts: 268 - Karma: 17
Me: Can i ask you a question?

Her: Yeah.

Me: When can i tap dat?

Her: shut up:)


Nov 30 2010 9:33PM
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nick3713
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threads
Nov 30 2010 9:55PM
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steezc-ross
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Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: When and Where
Me: Serious
Her:Ya
Me: Im excited
Her: Really?
Me: ya when i dont have a girlfriend we can
Her: Sweet i cant wait

This is awesome
Nov 30 2010 10:14PM
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ECAK
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loser
Nov 30 2010 10:17PM
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EC-Skier
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hey
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10:52pm
hayyy
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10:52pm
whats up?
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10:52pm
downloading musicc you
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10:53pm
in bed, can i ask you a serious question?

can i tap dat?

Click for larger image hahah wha?
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10:54pm
quick ttheres no time, i need an answer
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nah
other boy
Nov 30 2010 10:59PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
I went for redemption on a different chick that texted me first

her- i got my septum pierced
me- my dick just got limp and floppy but send a pic
her- picture
me- so when are you going to let me tap dat?
her- I thought you peeped was limp
me- I could always hit it from behind. Just keep your face forward
her- thats so fucked up
me- hahahaha I can't stop laughing. Fine not from behind. So when?
her- you are such an asshole. BYE

Failed twice lol

Dec 1 2010 6:33PM
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EC-Skier
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lollollolololloolol
Dec 1 2010 6:38PM
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WBY
Posts: 332 - Karma: 136
Today

hey
can i ask u a question

yup

when you gonna let me tap dat shit guuuuurl

....

aww yeee


hahahha

but actully

uh idk whenever you wantt

yee
shawwwwty

lol

WIN
Dec 1 2010 7:04PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

me: hey question

wiggin: hey answer

me: when can i tap that?

wiggin: when can't you?

Dec 1 2010 8:00PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

me: i have a question

dirty_griddle: you should ask it

me: when can I tap that?

dirty_griddle: And that refers to what?

me: …

dirty_griddle: I was asking you what you would like to tap because I wasn’t completely sure what "that" was

me: Oh well I was wondering when you would allow me to play taps with you.

dirty_griddle: We could play taps whenever

me: Oh okay. So when can I tap that?

dirty_griddle: Tomorrow definitely tomorrow

me: excellent

Dec 1 2010 8:08PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Dec 1 2010 8:16PM
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Montville57
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Alright I just did it this is how it went. Me: hey. Her: ....whose this. Me: ohhh your such a tease. So uhh when you gunna let me tap dat Her: WHO THE HE'LL ARE YOU. As you can tell she wants my penis inside of her
Dec 1 2010 9:54PM
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.coloRADo.
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Me: hey dood can I ask you a quick question? Him: of course.. Me: can I tap dat? Him: no. Me: o... Him: but I'll let you hit dis. Me: hehe Winna winna!
Dec 1 2010 10:25PM
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vandersteeze
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Me: Hey Kaley howsit goin?

Her: Good. You?

Me: Hahahah good! I'm coming back to Santa Cruz in a few weeks and I was wondering if I could tap that ass?

Me: And I mean that in the most respectable way possible :)
ahahhahaha


No Reply

So much for Santa Cruz girls


ahahha
Dec 1 2010 10:46PM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
Hahahah I guess she just took so long writing a fucking long ass reply

What the hell? Fuck you kyle. Don't ever text me again. Lose my fucking number you creep. What the fuck would ever make you think I would want to fuck you especially with just asking like that. You're rude and an ass hole. Go find some bitch that's easy instead of pathetically trying to get with someone who one of your good friends was pretty much dating. The only reason I ever hung out with you was because you were friends with Connor. Go fuck yourself bitch FUCK YOU


Damn hahah
Dec 1 2010 10:52PM
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asapCferg
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ahh why do some girls freak out so much haha
Dec 1 2010 10:56PM
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vandersteeze
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Can I tap that?
Dec 1 2010 10:57PM
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vandersteeze
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The epicness continues, she must have just read the respectable part ahahah

"Respectable? Are you fucking kidding me? That is the most disrespectful thing I have ever had said to me. I have never been more offended. Im not some whore and I'm sure as hell not some booty call. I said it before and I'll say it again...GO FUCK YOURSELF AND LOSE MY NUMBER BITCH."


Fuuckk
Dec 1 2010 11:00PM
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alexat955
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you should show her this thread and tell her it was a joke so she only thinks youre a childish loser not a complete creep
Dec 1 2010 11:04PM
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vandersteeze
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lul
Dec 1 2010 11:07PM
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asapCferg
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when you gonna let me tap dat
Dec 1 2010 11:30PM
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vandersteeze
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When you make it out to the west coast beybe
Dec 1 2010 11:31PM
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asapCferg
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id love to go out west
Dec 1 2010 11:35PM
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vandersteeze
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Well you have a house you can stay at if you ever make it out ;) ahahahah
Dec 1 2010 11:48PM
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TonyMacaroni
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Dec 2 2010 4:46PM
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