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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Don't mind me I was just cutting in.
Aug 10 2010 1:47AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Not on my watch.
Aug 10 2010 1:48AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
been there done that.
Aug 10 2010 1:51AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
You don't have to watch.
Aug 10 2010 1:51AM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477

Me:graham i have a serious question for you

friend:what is it?

me:CAN I TAP DAT?

friend:FO SHO BIITCH :D

WIN

Aug 10 2010 2:18AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
I bet your friend's name is graham.
Aug 10 2010 2:19AM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477

ya i decided to just write friend instead ya know

so can i tap dat?

Aug 10 2010 2:21AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Ehhh you're like 12....
Aug 10 2010 2:22AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
adam Whenyougonletmetapdat?!?!?!?!

BYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aug 10 2010 12:23PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
my last names graham :)
Aug 10 2010 12:25PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
i thought luc wanted to ECB you?
Aug 10 2010 12:32PM
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ST6S
Posts: 889 - Karma: 65
Me: hey
Her: heyy whatz up
Me: chilling u?
Her: sweet
Me: can i ask you a serious question
Her: ya sure why not
Me: when you gonna let me tap dat
Her: haha youre so cute
Me: no im serious
Her: o ha ummm.....
Me: ya
Her: well i am two years older than you
Me: I know that doesnt matter
Her: haha well its not my thing but maybe
Me: ok sweet

Thats how we do it to freshman wooooooow
Aug 11 2010 1:20PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
This

Also, this thread is fucking dumb. All of these are meaningless without pictures.
Aug 11 2010 2:47PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
its the fact of life
Aug 11 2010 2:48PM
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ST6S
Posts: 889 - Karma: 65
ha ya i knew that just saying
Aug 12 2010 12:09PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
homer looks like hes saying dope in your icon, sweet
Aug 14 2010 5:56AM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
me: hey can I ask u a question?
her: sure what is it
me: when r u gonna let me tap dat?
her: hahaha probly never
her: nice try though ;]

FAIL :(
Aug 14 2010 2:56PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
ladies man right here
Aug 14 2010 3:01PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
i just clicked this girls name to see what she looked like
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aug 14 2010 3:09PM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
Me: Hey.
Her: Hi
Me: Can i ask you a question?
Her: Yeah!
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: stfu.
Me: This is serious...
Her: Seriously inappropriate! The only thing i tap is agua, sonn.

Ouch....
Aug 14 2010 3:55PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
false. I say maybe cause I don't wanna sound excited or i will be a looser.
Aug 14 2010 4:11PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
sooo can i tap dat?
Aug 14 2010 4:14PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I'm sorry to tell YOU this, but no means yes. Yes means twice.
Aug 14 2010 4:19PM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
noooooooooooo! but you can fap to dat!
Aug 14 2010 4:28PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
already did ;)
haha jokes
Aug 14 2010 4:32PM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
attempt 2. this one was a little more successful I guess

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Aug 14 2010 5:04PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
so did she touch your penis?
Aug 14 2010 7:26PM
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Sammich
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
Me

ohaiu

11:36amAmanda

hi?

11:36amMe

sup

11:37amAmanda

with alysaa

11:39amMe

cool

anyways when u gunna let me tap dat?

11:44amAmanda

right now

11:45amAmanda

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11:47amMe

i have an abnormally large penis

is it still ok?

11:48amAmanda

of course the bigger the better

11:48amMe

even if its 15inches?

11:48amAmanda

oh yes!

11:48amMe

yay

Sep 2 2010 2:50PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
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Sep 2 2010 3:37PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
lolz
Sep 2 2010 3:43PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
right after reading this i heard one of the workers that are doing construction on my neighbors house yell "WHUT?"
Sep 2 2010 3:54PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Me: Can I ask you a serious question?
Her: Yeah haha
me: Can I tap dat?
her: No
me: Shot down!

She is obviously lying she totally wants my body
Sep 2 2010 3:57PM
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Sammich
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
wtf hax
Sep 2 2010 4:52PM
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Sammich
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
nevermind i figured it out.
Sep 2 2010 4:56PM
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Balto
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Sep 2 2010 4:57PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
I actually did this over the summer, then forgot to post it.

I picked a random contact out of my friends phone and did it, you know how it goes, i can't remember everything she said. but bottom line, it turned out to be his 13 year old cousin. I'M TURNING INTO ECB!!!
Sep 2 2010 6:02PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I fucking hate you Thomas I really do.
Sep 2 2010 6:08PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
someone ask meeee hah..
Sep 2 2010 7:51PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
me: question
TM: ? what is it?
me: can i tap dat?
TM: oh helllll yaaaa
me: word

me: can i ask you a question
RS: yep
me: when can i tap dat?
RS: when youur chylamidia tests come back negative :)
me: word im on it

me: yo question
JW: what's
JW: up
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
JW: by dat you mean moi ?
me: yeah
JW: anytime, yo. speaking of which, are you friends with emily shapiro?

me: yo when you gonna let me tapp dat?
ZD: tap wat?
me: dat
ZD: dat meaning wat?
me: dat ASSSSS
ZD: whoooss ass
me: yours you fuckin idiot
ZD: nooooooo
me: ok

me: yo when can i tapp dat?
HR: you tryina slump?
me: ya dog
HR: iight when
me: ummm you tell me
HR: tonite?
me: im game
HR: haha are you in portland?
me: no
HR: well shit just send me a dirty picture bahahaha

me: baby can i hit it?
JP: you know you can hit it
me: str8
JP: what the fuckare you talkin bout
me: ebonics
JP: im going to hit zach raker
JP: with my hipster bike
me: im going to hit you with a shovel

me: robbie i have a question for you
RD: yo
me: when you gonna let me tap dat
RD: whenever you want
me: word
RD: nope jk
me: please
RD: sure ill tell you what, if you make the drive down here and we can do it on tinychat, we'll talk
me: deal

TS: ohai
me: will you let me tap dat?
TS: anytime sweet thang

me: dan?
DA: giiiiirrllll
me: can i hit it?
DA: only on cam

Sep 2 2010 8:37PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
:)
Sep 2 2010 8:45PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
can i tap dat?
Sep 2 2010 8:54PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
never went through finally. on an unrelated note, i might be headin to Whis for spring break, where do you live Kerry or should i just tell my hotel roommates to gtfo?
Sep 2 2010 9:12PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
u live in mah town. no. thad be creepy
Sep 2 2010 9:18PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
i do this all the time but dont say hello first. i just say blowjob?
Sep 2 2010 9:26PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
Me: Hey would you do anything with me?
Her: No I have a boyfriend
Me: Oh! Well I have 2 gold fish
Her: Huh?
Me: Yea! Were both talking about shit that doesnt matter!
Sep 3 2010 1:08AM
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the604
Posts: 1067 - Karma: 10
this
Sep 3 2010 2:45AM
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Goosefiends
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11:42pmMe
yo gurl

11:43pmMelissa
yess?

11:43pmMe
can i ask you a serious question

11:45pmMelissa
how serious haha?

11:45pmMe
mad serious

11:45pmMelissa
ohhh...

then no:p

11:46pmMe
ok :(


FAIL
Sep 3 2010 2:49AM
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Goosefiends
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 2,715
(same conversation)

Me
can i ask you another question?

12:07amMelissa
shoot..

12:08amMe
when you gonna let me tap dat

12:09amMelissa
never

12:09amMe
whaaat

come on babe



i think im gettin some tonight
Sep 3 2010 3:11AM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
threads for when i go try it
Sep 3 2010 3:21AM
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Carly.
Posts: 13 - Karma: 20
haha k-rob..and just sayin chicks don't think it's attractive when you say shit like that to them
Sep 3 2010 6:21AM
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