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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Fixed link!
Aug 6 2009 11:17PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
nah
Aug 6 2009 11:17PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
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kind of confused at this thread
Aug 6 2009 11:19PM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
hmm i see.
Aug 6 2009 11:19PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
sry had to post this picture because of the epicness

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Aug 6 2009 11:21PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
and possibly ruin that friendship/ possible gf... yeah i think not
Aug 6 2009 11:21PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
funny shit
i used to be addicted to pbnation
Aug 6 2009 11:22PM
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andrewhathaway
Posts: 279 - Karma: 367
just did.... AND IT WORKED! fuck ya! great tactic!
Aug 6 2009 11:24PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
my friend was just telling me about this the other day. hes on PB nation a lot
Aug 6 2009 11:28PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
I dont know any girls.
Aug 6 2009 11:43PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
this went okay...i think...i'm pretty sure these answers are sarcastic...nevermind.
Aug 6 2009 11:53PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39

i get it now.

Aug 6 2009 11:57PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

Me: hey what are you up to?

Her: nothing really why you doing anything tonight

Me nope nothing much. so i was wondering can i tap that?

Her: well maybe when you not dating your girlfriend

Me: really so i cant tap that?

Her:why the hell are you saying tap that cant you just say can i fuck you

Me: well i didnt want to be rude.

Her: k well it kinda was by asking but maybe we can hang tomorrow

Me: k cool beans bye

Aug 6 2009 11:58PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
im fucking if she shows my g/f this. but they arnt that good friends. so im good
Aug 6 2009 11:58PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
fucked**^^^ sorry bad spelling
Aug 6 2009 11:59PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
me: Ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
SteezeAlex: haha what?
me: cmonn, i need an answer
SteezeAlex: ohhh right
me: no time for games, I need an answer
SteezeAlex: of courseeee. right now.

to bad she saw this thread.... that it would have been funny
Aug 6 2009 11:59PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
oh there you are...
Aug 7 2009 12:01AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
me- hey
him- heyy
me- sup my nukka
him- chillen like a gthang
me- cool can i ask you a serious question?
him- aww nukka ya know ya can ask anything, forrizle
me- cool
him- question?
me- naw i just wanted to know for future refrence
him- oh  for real
me- alright im gonna go now, expect a text from me in due time about something serious
him- k?

9 minutes later
me- if a rankor and the hulk faced off in a cage match, judged by the hulk hogan, who would win
him-.........

i think it worked! fuck ya!

p.s. your gay! whew!
Aug 7 2009 12:02AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
hahahaha this has been on a forum I frequent for a while now. so many awesome texts
Aug 7 2009 12:04AM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
haha sorry to ruin it... at first i was just like uhhh what? hahah
Aug 7 2009 12:04AM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
asian allen speaks the wise truth
Aug 7 2009 12:11AM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,790
By buddy who's obsessed with Kanye West told me that there was a thread like this on some Kanye Fan forum thing. And that someone texted someone and they called the cops for harassment. But that's probably bullshit anyways.
Aug 7 2009 1:44AM
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jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
me: can i tap dat?

her: ......







apples dont talk...
Aug 7 2009 1:51AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
hahaha this is dope and will work if you think its stupid you have never gotten ass
Aug 7 2009 2:01AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 11,892
did anyone else notice that OP had 209 posts and 0 karms?
can't say he doesn't deserve it though...
Aug 7 2009 2:02AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Why ruin it?  This could end up being hilarious, or better yet, marginally successful.
Aug 7 2009 2:06AM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
me- hey
her-hey
me-whats up?
her-nothing tired, you?
me-just watching tv. can i ask u a question?
her-sure? haha
me-when you gonna let me tap that?
her uhh?
me- that doesnt answer my question
her-since when
me- huh?
her-why?
me-idk i got an urge
her-haha oh, maybe sometime in high school
me- alright gimme a call sometime
her-ok i will
Aug 7 2009 2:09AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
some of these are pretty funny
Aug 7 2009 2:15AM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243

hahaha

me: hey

her: hey

me:can i ask you a question

her: go for it

me: can i tap you?

her: me?

me: ya, i want you

her: hahaha

me: is that a yes?

her:no.

me: why

her: cause im not like that

me: could you be?

her: no.

me: :(

makes me mad cause a few weeks ago she said we would...

Aug 7 2009 2:22AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Me: Hey whats up?
Her: Nm you?
Me: Na. Can I ask you a question?
Her: Yea what?
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Tonight?!
Me: Whenever you want.
Her: Um maybe txt me tomorrow if im drunk enough I may be keen.
Me: Will do then.
Aug 7 2009 3:12AM
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C_Perin
Posts: 944 - Karma: 156
hahahaa i actually lol'ed

if that is true
Aug 7 2009 4:16AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
texting my Korean Irish friend.

Tyler: well your luxurious lawn is killing the neighborhood. Patrick is dying of dehydration!

me: luxury > asian child. so, when you gonna let me tap dat?

Tyler: when balance is restored.
Aug 7 2009 4:48AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
looks like it could be.

Serge

when you gonna let me tap that

i need an answer im busy busy

4:48pmAlex

by that you mean me?

4:48pmSerge

yeah o course

4:48pmAlex

hmmm... that i couldn't tell you.

either when you start being nice or get me super drunk. whichever comes first.

4:49pmSerge

lol lol

screen capped!


Aug 7 2009 4:50AM
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Tablespoon
Posts: 923 - Karma: 14
Haha that's pretty funny
Aug 7 2009 4:55AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
hahaha fucking cunt i am wasted.
will pst resilts in morinng.
not.
you stupid occksukci whore
Aug 7 2009 5:29AM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
hahahahah dats cool
Aug 7 2009 5:48AM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
your stupid.
Aug 7 2009 6:17AM
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OrangGrant
Posts: 83 - Karma: 13
keep it in Small Talk dude
Aug 7 2009 9:27AM
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Slinger1x1
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and you have 237 posts................................

Aug 7 2009 10:52AM
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Malcolm
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You`re
Aug 7 2009 9:42PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469

10:27:07 PM me: can i ask you a question

10:27:18 PM colerrbearr: yea sure man

10:27:22 PM me: can i tap that

10:27:51 PM colerrbearr: haha dont spend so much tme on ns ha

Aug 7 2009 10:29PM
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27

me: can i tap dat?

her:uhm. . .

Cmon bitch

the fuckk

Aug 7 2009 10:31PM
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Yeezus
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10:31:57 PM me: can i ask u a questoin

10:32:01 PM her: yeah

10:32:09 PM me: when are u gonna let me.....tap that

10:32:19 PM her: ?

10:32:39 PM me: that didnt answer my question

10:32:53 PM her: i dont get ur question..



hahah what a fail! from her

Aug 7 2009 10:36PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
hahaha will
Aug 7 2009 10:52PM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
Garret

so when you gonna let me tap dat?

10:07pmAriel

youre so funnyy....

i heard youre going to live with the guys

10:07pmGarret

yeah in the basement

it's gonna be crackin

10:07pmAriel

haha i bet

10:08pmGarret

i'm stoked to have my own kitchen and living room

10:08pmAriel

haha yeah


Wasn't persistent enough....lesson learned. Next one will be to the point

Aug 8 2009 1:17AM
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Mr.Capone
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Date Sent: Aug 8 2009 01:32:10 - (read)
Mr.Capone --> stillakilla
ayyy gurl when you gonna let me tap dat?

Date Sent: Aug 8 2009 01:33:12 - (read)
stillakilla --> Mr.Capone
bahahaha NOW.

Date Sent: Aug 8 2009 01:34:15 - (read)
Mr.Capone --> stillakilla
Oakland? Might be a few hours lulz

Date Sent: Aug 8 2009 01:34:34 - (read)
stillakilla --> Mr.Capone
get on a fahckin plane ni******





win


Aug 8 2009 1:42AM
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willy_baller
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me to for like 2 years
Aug 8 2009 1:52AM
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jstan4
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Justin

hey what are you up to

11:04pmSara

nothing much?

11:04pmJustin

can i ask you a serious question?

11:04pmSara

uhh i guess?

11:05pmJustin

so when are you gonna let me ... tap dat?

11:05pmSara

are you drunk?



fail

Aug 8 2009 11:07PM
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AMG.
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I would rather not ask a girl if i can 'tap dat' via text messege, thank you very much, sir.
Aug 8 2009 11:10PM
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