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I got detained by the swat team.

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colorado_dope
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Me and a friend are driving around and decide to go to a friends house to toke, we get there and the whole apartment building was surounded by the swat team. We decided to park across the street to monitor whats going down. Then a cop car pulls behind us turns on his spotlight and 6 swat members run across the street pointing assault rifles with laser scopes at us and make us put our hands over our faces. They pull us out one by one at gun point and handcuff us. 10 min later they let us go saying our car was under suspition and they were taking necessary measures to ensure that nothing bad was happening. THE FUCK? We didnt do jackshit and we got machine guns pointed at us, anyone else find this complete bullshit?

What a fucking night.
Aug 6 2009 3:42AM
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andrewg
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gotta love felony stops chea
Aug 6 2009 12:40PM
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captainEMERICA
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i thought the mirror was like, french doors.... i did not shit bricks

Aug 6 2009 12:46PM
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Slinger1x1
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im pretty sure its just glass doors
Aug 6 2009 12:48PM
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jayo.
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lolz the topic of this thread has completely changed
Aug 6 2009 12:48PM
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.jesus.
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indeed an assault rifle is classified by what type of ammunition it fires and how many rounds it can carry in its clip assault rifle 25-45 a machine gun is usually a .50 caliber weapon and carrys 100+ rounds of ammunition and since most swat teams usually have m4s or mp5s you did not have a "machine gun" pointed at you and as for m249s and m60s those are automatic rifles i say this to aviod any arguement that will follow this statement
Aug 6 2009 12:51PM
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siktrix777
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Aug 6 2009 12:55PM
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Microcosm
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I still wanna know why the swat team was there checking out that place...
Aug 6 2009 12:57PM
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colorado_dope
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Uh do you seriously think that I give a fuck what guns are called? I dont. it was just crazy to have that many pointed at me.
Aug 6 2009 1:23PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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thank you. i was defending you on that. why would he care? I care cuz i'm a huge geek, im in the navy, and i like shooting mossbergs in my frat brothers 40 acre ranch (he's a marine). Why do all you little NSers care so much.
Aug 6 2009 1:26PM
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colorado_dope
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ha yeah I know we partially deserved it, but the only reason we did it was because my friends apartment was below the one getting raided and we were just concerned.
Aug 6 2009 1:28PM
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colorado_dope
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Agreed, to each his own. But no one has to be a doucher just cause I dont know about guns. I was just trying to share my eventful night to NS and see what people thought.
Aug 6 2009 1:32PM
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Slinger1x1
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and thats what he thought
if you cant take the heat, get out of the kitchen
Aug 6 2009 1:42PM
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kepler.
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I won't speak for anyone else except myself.

But the only reason I laughed at his usage, isn't because he used the correct term, it's the usage of machine gun. I honestly haven't heard that since I was 10 when I used to call all automatic weapons machine guns. I found it humorous, right about to the point everyone started cutting everyone's throats.

That's my peace.
Aug 6 2009 2:17PM
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jayo.
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haha. i still call them machine guns.
Aug 6 2009 2:18PM
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kepler.
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I had no clue. I guess I learned what really constituted as a machine gun at a fairly young age and assumed everyone knew it.

I just got a picture of a SWAT member shoving this in his face.
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Aug 6 2009 2:21PM
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jayo.
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yeah haha. i was never taught anything at all about guns
Aug 6 2009 2:25PM
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1440ski
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haha i found this very funny
Aug 6 2009 2:27PM
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thebeesknees
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don't park across the street from a swat raid.  duh.
Aug 6 2009 2:31PM
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doublexl
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wow shut the fuck up and read before you post.
Aug 6 2009 2:39PM
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coolhandluke
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anyone watch the new "Lock N Load" show on the History Channel?
Aug 6 2009 2:43PM
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Elijah.
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Aug 6 2009 2:44PM
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inactive
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oh really haha
Aug 6 2009 2:50PM
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C.Wood
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thats rough
be happy one of their fingers didnt slip
Aug 6 2009 2:51PM
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Mooserz
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its two different rooms. the lights arent the same and neither is the little drawer there.
Aug 6 2009 2:51PM
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Cudder.
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and the curtain
Aug 6 2009 3:13PM
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caucasian_chad
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He lives in MINNESOTA, idiot.
Aug 6 2009 3:17PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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hes also ASIAN.
Aug 6 2009 3:32PM
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DR.SHRED
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haha thats funny
Aug 6 2009 3:37PM
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jayo.
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bitches need to learn not to mess with jumister. he will take you down
Aug 6 2009 4:04PM
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ATLskier
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you got a sick story to tell. id say that pretty sweet.
Aug 6 2009 5:13PM
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charmander
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arent you asian too?
Aug 6 2009 5:23PM
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skibikeclambake
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still a pretty big claim there. you know about swat weapons. big deal. its a pretty well known fact what works and what they use. you also dont seem to know much about guns, just what guns and accessories they use.
Aug 6 2009 5:35PM
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Tripplesixty
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pics or it didn't happen
Aug 6 2009 5:40PM
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Scolson
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Aug 6 2009 6:00PM
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prontocuts.com
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I remember allen claiming how G and hardcore Minneapolis is and how everyone is getting shot a while ago
Aug 6 2009 6:23PM
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kepler.
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Just because it's not New York or LA doesn't mean shit doesn't go down.
Aug 6 2009 6:27PM
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Ryan*
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Time for me to one-up the living shit out of you:

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Aug 6 2009 6:29PM
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B.G
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why would you peep on that. if i looked in a window saw that fat chick on the left i would shit bricks. thats the real mindfuck
Aug 6 2009 6:47PM
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ShaggyD
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thats fucking sweet
Aug 6 2009 7:04PM
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colorado_dope
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ha, yeah, Im going to pull out my camera and take pics when I have my hands over my face and one wrong move will get me fucked. Maybe if it happens again ill ask the swat members to put down their guns and take pictures of me getting detained. Your a cockass.
Aug 6 2009 8:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
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well at least this thread didn't go to shit
Aug 6 2009 8:29PM
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prontocuts.com
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That contradicts the other statement.



btw, more people die from self inflicted gun shot wounds in NY, as opposed to murder with a gun.
Aug 6 2009 8:30PM
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Von
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I hate you so fucking much.

Really where do you live I want to came fight you.
Aug 6 2009 8:32PM
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Von
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And by came i mean come.
Aug 6 2009 8:33PM
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Clevinger
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Unless someone actually pays you to kill people I'm going to have a lot of trouble taking you seriously.
Aug 6 2009 9:37PM
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Kazabazua
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your wicked, you just owned everyone in this thread and to the kid who said 'machine guns' i'd probably say that too, i don't know fuck all about guns cause im not from the states
Aug 6 2009 10:15PM
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SteezyOhio
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ps. thats not a fucking mirror, thats a clear glassed frech door, with another door behind the other table, not a mirror children
Aug 6 2009 10:36PM
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charmander
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wait was that it?

it seemed obvious to me that the other table and stuff was just in an adjacent room
Aug 6 2009 10:38PM
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SteezyOhio
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SPOILER ALERT!!!!!1!!!oN3!!!!11!!11

THERE IS NO MIND FUCK
Aug 6 2009 10:41PM
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factory81
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You should have said, "HEY HEY HEY WE'RE WITH THE MEDIA...CHANNEL 5 KPPX WHERE THE ACTION NEVER ST....."

"PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE GOD DAMN AIR NOW OR I WILL PEPPER SPRAY YOU"

Aug 7 2009 10:40AM
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