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Happy birthday obama

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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Yeah its his birthday. Love him or hate him you gotta be nice to him today.
Aug 4 2009 7:50PM
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willyg0808
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Happy Birthday
Aug 4 2009 7:55PM
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Moonlight
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I hear KFC is handing out rain checks for fried chicken to commemorate...
Aug 4 2009 7:56PM
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tuna.
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oh i get it, its because he's black right? stupid fuck.
Aug 4 2009 8:07PM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
KFC and black people joke?

Did you come up with that? it's so original.
Aug 4 2009 8:14PM
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LO_GO
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happy birth day obama


...SIKE!
Aug 4 2009 8:18PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
getting fucked up tonight!

happy burfday!
Aug 4 2009 8:20PM
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strongmark
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now HERES a joke i can get behind!

kid just siked the president!!
Aug 4 2009 8:21PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
lets turn this into another political shitstorm thread, its been a little while
Aug 4 2009 8:23PM
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CreamSteez.
Posts: 299 - Karma: 81

dope.

Aug 4 2009 8:35PM
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saucey
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fucker
Aug 4 2009 8:53PM
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K2skipunk
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fuck obama
Aug 4 2009 9:26PM
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Arabian.
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YAY!! Damn Obama and his policies! He is ruining teh Economy and is responsible for Global Warming.
Aug 4 2009 9:27PM
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TheButterHashira
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Did you hear about the little black baby that said "mother"?
His parents said "ooh he just said his first half word".

Now this can be a racial shitstorm too because I mentioned that the baby was black.
oh Click for larger image
Aug 4 2009 9:29PM
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thejackal1177
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me and obama share birthdays
Aug 4 2009 9:34PM
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Mr.Panda
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who gives a shit?
Aug 4 2009 9:37PM
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saucey
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im sorry?
Aug 4 2009 9:39PM
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8ONE657
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY for the second time :)

i for one am not celebrating B. Hussein Obama's day of birth.
Aug 4 2009 9:43PM
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Mr.Panda
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you could...  by drinking yourself into the ground to try and forget that dirtbag smile is a reality...
Aug 4 2009 9:44PM
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Thrash
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hahhaha that was fuckin funny dude

i think im in love with you now, yes homo

Aug 4 2009 9:51PM
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Moostafa
Posts: 232 - Karma: 15
fuck obama i cant stand his shit anymore. but happy birthday anyways hahah im not the type who hates on people who are pro obama, i just dont like em
Aug 4 2009 10:44PM
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Malcolm
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yay happy birthday! i will hunt down whoever turns this into a political thread and rape them
Aug 4 2009 10:48PM
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ATLskier
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sorry to people that share this amateur's birthday.


i cant celebrate his birth
Aug 4 2009 11:25PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14
calm the fuck down and wish the dude a happy birthday who gives a fuck
Aug 4 2009 11:33PM
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schmooey.
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my great grandma's last words were "obama is evil." found it entertaining. but still, birthdays kick ass. so happy birthday..?
Aug 4 2009 11:37PM
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Mr.Panda
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ill wish "happy birthday" to whoever i want and not wish "happy birthday" to whoever i want...  im not required to say happy birthday to anyone even my gf, dog, parents, or Jesus Fucking Christ on Christmas day....
Aug 4 2009 11:39PM
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i.am.a.skier.
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haha your right i just got very aggrivated with all the obama hate lately.
Aug 4 2009 11:44PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

well, i do say happy birthday to my parents, my gf, and my dog....  but not jesus...  cause he is imaginery.....

*claim* i hated him long before everyone else */claim*
if this becomes a political thread after what i just said ill take responsibility....  so, sorry ahead of time just in case.

Aug 4 2009 11:46PM
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i.am.a.skier.
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same here, but it wont.  I have faith in ns.  And obama your birthdays over bro
Aug 5 2009 12:01AM
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k.thompson
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happy birthday obama!

Aug 5 2009 12:05AM
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i.am.a.skier.
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too late, bitch
Aug 5 2009 12:07AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
ahah seriously?
That is sad that she died but she left a funny legacy by saying that.
I disagree with our dark skinned president on a bunch of fiscal issues but the less I spend my time thinking about it the happier I am. I will probably rabidly campaign for some schmuck come mid term election time.
Aug 5 2009 12:23AM
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bigbIack
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happy birthday obama. your my man son go do work UUHHHH!!!
Aug 5 2009 12:24AM
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the-big-lepowski
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his date of birth doesn't matter, he wasn't even born in hawaii!  one of the infidels! Hussein!  Hussein!

lol, CNN's bs is a joy in my life, but Obama is definately the man

Aug 5 2009 6:09PM
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