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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
hey im makin t-shirts with iron on sutff. what are some good saying to put on em?



'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'
'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
Apr 29 2002 9:02PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
FIS... we do less and SUCK more.
-Pat
Apr 29 2002 9:06PM
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Coppermtn
Posts: 236 - Karma: 8
Shit...Bitch...Pussy
I am the man from Nantucket!
-Tim
Apr 29 2002 9:57PM
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
no matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit....

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Apr 29 2002 10:31PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
'i'm poor and make my own shirts'
'i make my own designer clothing'
'asdf'
'if you are reading this than you are gay'
'...your mom says hi'


any of those would be good.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I jibbed her funbox' Dave Pauls.
Apr 29 2002 10:42PM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
-pain is temporary..ride hard.
-I rode your mom like a 10 cent pack pony


Mauii - Ontarian Jibber

Call me Mike!
Apr 29 2002 10:49PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Save water, drink beer!
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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:
Me: Hey is his wings clipped
Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

Apr 29 2002 11:09PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
'The more you drink, the cuter she gets'

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 30 2002 12:05AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
in really small print, near the bottom of the shirt
'if youre this close already, why dont you just suck my dick'

'my gucci shirts are all at the cleaners'
Apr 30 2002 12:15AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Make a shirt with this on it.... its the coolest shirt I own.



'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
Apr 30 2002 12:15AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
This makes a great shirt too. I love the stares I get.



'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
Apr 30 2002 12:18AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
'If God had meant for us to be seen naked, we would have been born that way!'

'Guns don't kill people... they just make it real easy.'

'Save water, shower with a friend.'

'Punk isn't dead.... but that doesn't mean it's cool.'

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
Apr 30 2002 12:21AM
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Stinkyprimo
Posts: 976 - Karma: 10
Aha... a big picture of timmy saying 'boomshanka'


~Join the Brooke fan club today!!!~

*Proud Resident of the Dirty Part of Surrey*
Apr 30 2002 12:26AM
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rogers1080
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
I might be drunk, but in the morning you'll still be ugly.
Apr 30 2002 12:43AM
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renorider
Posts: 402 - Karma: 28
someone gaffed my quote, oh well. 'He who pukes last wins'
'No matter how hot she is, someone some where is sick of her shit'
Apr 30 2002 1:24PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
'MEH'

two broken arms and I'm trying to wipe my but.
Apr 30 2002 1:37PM
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zoltyi
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
Fear the Mullet


I like my chicks like my whips, topless
Apr 30 2002 2:00PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
www.turnoffyourfuckingcomputerandride.com
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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'


The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
Apr 30 2002 3:13PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
rebel is pretty
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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
Apr 30 2002 3:26PM
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Stinkyprimo
Posts: 976 - Karma: 10
Ahaha.. yes!!!


~Join the Brooke fan club today!!!~

*Proud Resident of the Dirty Part of Surrey*
Apr 30 2002 6:40PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
If skiing were easy, they would of called it snowboarding

Only use it if you hate snowboarders. Personally I think it is phat so wouldn't use it for my own t-shirt!
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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:
Me: Hey is his wings clipped
Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

Apr 30 2002 6:44PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
way to want to be accepted by everyone but try to be cool at the same time - don't try so hard.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
Apr 30 2002 6:52PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
put this on then give it to somone:
i have a small penis




'Hey babby ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a overcoat?' - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Apr 30 2002 6:54PM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
eat a bag of dicks
'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
Apr 30 2002 8:02PM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
'AA is for quitters'
'I love your mom'
'Shut up and jib'



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skiing is the most amazing sport there is.
Rip it up - http://www.geocities.com/ski_itall
Apr 30 2002 8:26PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
double-hander-salamander.
Apr 30 2002 10:08PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head up my ass
Just get a can of pray paint and a grenade stencil
Peace
Apr 30 2002 10:12PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
'Nothing is impossible. You're only limited by fear and you can even overcome that.' -Seth Morrison

CO represent!!!

'Nobody has ever skied the K-12 and lived!'
Apr 30 2002 11:36PM
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d-spin89
Posts: 896 - Karma: 15
'never trust a hippy'
'rehab is for quitters'

Apr 30 2002 11:51PM
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zoltyi
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
Save trees, eat a beaver.


I like my chicks like my whips, topless
May 1 2002 8:51AM
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Sgt.Hessu
Posts: 714 - Karma: 10
write this in backside of that shirt:
You are behind The God`s back
Me need snow!!
May 1 2002 9:00AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
pekkis...is that a kitten??? do you......are you...........ANDY LEMPKE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????!?!?!?!

a recent dave pauls flub might work: 'I jibbed her fun box'

best shirt to wear to killington. plain white with bold black letters: 'RUTLAND SUCKS'
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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

May 1 2002 10:38AM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
RUTLAND SUCKS...lol...hahahahahaha
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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, my I offer you a fish sandwich?
-Leon Phelps a.k.a.
The Ladies Man
May 1 2002 10:53AM
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Sgt.Hessu
Posts: 714 - Karma: 10
sorry MC, but Im not Andy.. Im just a reguler guy from finland.. And YES THAT IS A KITTEN!!!
:-9
Me need snow!!
May 1 2002 11:13AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
haha! no no! i'm sorry, pekkis. i know you're not andy. at least i hope you're not andy. cause there is already to much andy around me. i was thinking you might know him and that he is corrupting more minds. andy has wallpaper on his computer that has a kitten running. it says 'everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten. save the kittens.' ...........the end.
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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

May 1 2002 11:19AM
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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
thanks guys thatwas sweet some a those rock



'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'
'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
May 1 2002 5:16PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
My dixie wrecked


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
May 1 2002 5:27PM
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maxcox9
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
Do a Tommy Hilfiger logo just like the one in Kamikaze's post and replace hte 'Hilfiger' with 'Illnigger'. It's hilarious, I laughed my ass off when I saw it last summer...
or just use my signature:

Ride hard, you can rest when you die.

'You know what I really want in a girl? -Me.' -Jimmy Pop
May 2 2002 9:17AM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
life is like a dick. when it gets hard, fuck it

tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'
nick to tom- 'my 1st time'
me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'
nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*
nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'
me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
May 2 2002 9:12PM
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