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If the sponsors of Red Bull were drug tested...

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R@ggaMuffin
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What percentage of them do you think would fail?? And im not talking about steroids
Aug 4 2009 5:03PM
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hoodhugo
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120%
Aug 4 2009 5:04PM
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@skiinmitch
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wat?
like marjuana?
Aug 4 2009 5:04PM
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I_Am_Mod
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the sponsors of redbull?

dont you mean the athletes/riders of redbull?
Aug 4 2009 5:06PM
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BdoubleU
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ding ding ding.

op. smoke a bowl so you too can fail your test
Aug 4 2009 5:10PM
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stairmaster
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depends on the sport and drug, but my guess:
marijuana
Skiiing 89%
Motocross 15%
Snowboarding 80%
Surfing 150%
Rally 5%

steroids
Skiiing 0%
Snowboarding 0%
Surfing 0%
Rally 0%

crack/cocaine
Skiiing 13%
Motocross 2%
Snowboarding 75%
Surfing 6%
Rally 1%

heroin
Skiiing 4%
Motocross 13%
Snowboarding 74%
Surfing 7%
Rally 1%
Aug 4 2009 5:10PM
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landonn
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HAHA, last post makin so much fun of snowboarders. haha.
Aug 4 2009 5:13PM
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@skiinmitch
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lol surfing 150%
Aug 4 2009 5:17PM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^ quality post for someone with such low karmzzzz, let me give you some ! +K !
Aug 4 2009 5:22PM
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stairmaster
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haha, im usually known as "goku" but rowen banned me
Aug 4 2009 5:23PM
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Billiards.
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motocrossers probs do more coke than skiers
Aug 4 2009 5:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
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yeah, probz, they allways reminded me more of rockstars then of athletes....
Aug 4 2009 5:29PM
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TheButterHashira
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I bet you posted in the thread didn't you?
Aug 4 2009 5:29PM
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stairmaster
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do you have any idea how hard what they do actually is?
Aug 4 2009 5:30PM
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doublexl
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i posted in the thread. im still here.

vegeta on the other hand made a really stale joke about womens and samiches and Rowen brought out the hammer.
Aug 4 2009 5:38PM
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Calb3rt
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if you get banned again you can use the fusion technique with your 2 previous accounts and come back as gogeta and then you will be so powerful that not even a ban can stop you. and if rowen starts acting all janemba like then you could go ss4 and be like, "bitch! do you see my tail?! you think you can mess with the strongest saiyan this universe has ever seen!?" then you could spirit bomb the shit out of him.
Aug 4 2009 5:38PM
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Obsessedwski
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^What the fuck?
Aug 4 2009 5:41PM
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stairmaster
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the problem with that is the fusion would only last 30 mins, so after that goku and vegeta would both be tired out from ssj4 and being fuzed so rowen could be all "i am complete" and ban hammer the hell out of me
Aug 4 2009 5:49PM
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Calb3rt
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so you would have 30 minutes to destroy or be destroyed. just like every episode. plus all the kai's just would not allow the hammer of ban to fall...
Aug 4 2009 5:58PM
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stairmaster
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or i could just use the potara earrings from a supreme kai and become a permanent fuzee like Vegito, but i lose ssj4, but i probably wont need it
Aug 4 2009 6:12PM
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HamFaceGirl
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wait, someone sponsors redbull?
Aug 4 2009 6:40PM
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R@ggaMuffin
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damnit... the people sponsored by red bull...
Aug 4 2009 6:41PM
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kingcomet32
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ahahaha +k for the laugh my friend
Aug 4 2009 6:43PM
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skijunkiedtm
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i understood all of that.
Aug 4 2009 6:45PM
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Magnetic
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so did I... sadly
Aug 4 2009 8:17PM
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breezepig
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why would snowboarders be doing so much heroin and cocaine
Aug 4 2009 8:25PM
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LO_GO
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yah true but i feel like snowboarders would smoke more weed then skiers
Aug 4 2009 8:38PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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you said you wouldnt tell anyone about the fusion technique you bastard
Aug 4 2009 9:06PM
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eastside
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it was a joke... but from the most weed smoked to the least, i would say surfers, snowboarders, skiers, motocrossers, then rally car drivers.
Aug 4 2009 9:21PM
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Smuffy
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me too...
Aug 4 2009 11:01PM
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beast_coast
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all the dragonballz references make this thread awesome.
Aug 4 2009 11:09PM
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bigbIack
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screw redbull its all bout the coors son uuuhhhh
Aug 5 2009 12:04AM
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k.thompson
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everyone who skis would fail!
Aug 5 2009 12:06AM
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WikiWiki
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what a dumb thread but i love how snurfers are all addicted to crack and heroin
Aug 5 2009 12:08AM
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Cudder.
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who the fuck doesnt smoke nugget...besides faggots
Aug 5 2009 12:10AM
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wintersway
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faggots do too, one used to be a dealer in the town over
Aug 5 2009 1:13AM
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ninjahappy
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What kind of sad childhood did you have, deprived of Dragon ball.
Aug 5 2009 1:16AM
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Cudder.
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hahahahha
Aug 5 2009 1:19AM
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anTii_SteeZe
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why the fuck does it matter?
everyone smokes shit now a days.
nba
nfl
nhl
fuckin golfers probly.
Aug 5 2009 1:28AM
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Franny
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you forgot about Red bull's MLS  NY soccer team or red bull's hockey team. they would probably fall under the steroid category.
Aug 5 2009 2:30AM
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Nico_G
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yeah potaras where its at unless you fall into majin bu's stomach and unfuse.
Aug 5 2009 4:25AM
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yourthemannowdog
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i feel that 99% of skiers smoke, the 1% is jon olsson.
Aug 5 2009 6:06AM
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seward
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^ do you really think jon makes up 1% of the worlds skiing population?

so only 100 people ski world wide?

even if your statistic is just based on pro skiers, im sure there is more then 100.

your stats are flawed my friend. ima go hit the B and inflate your numbers

Aug 5 2009 6:23AM
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yourthemannowdog
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it was simpilly a joke, not to be fact. it was making fun of him when he had his period after the x-games with all of his problems in skiing.
Aug 5 2009 6:30AM
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seward
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i was also kidding... however i sympathize for jon and his va jay jay bleeding.

its tuff to be that good looking and not be a bitch sometimes.

Aug 5 2009 6:34AM
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