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Line1260
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what the hell? yankees? christ, everyone in boston oughta to go over there and burn yankee stadium


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Feb 16 2004 8:39AM
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oman42089
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wat are they gonna do with jeter tho i forgot




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Feb 16 2004 10:23AM
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manus
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supposedly, Jeter is gonna be at SS and A-Rod at 3rd. Freakin Yankees, what's next they conng buy Manny too, everyone in Boston knows Manny wants to play in NY.


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Feb 16 2004 10:27AM
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Lateralis
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hes not even that good, hes getting paid way too much fucken money for nothing but if i was in that situation getting paid money like that to play baseball, id try and get hurt on purpose so i wouldnt have to play and still reap the profits


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Feb 16 2004 10:28AM
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oman42089
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this is gonna be great. just great. arod at 3rd and jeter at 2nd, and way too much money down the hole




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It's just like some pornographic magazine
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Feb 16 2004 12:39PM
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jumpman
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Last time I saw him play, it was against the Twins. He went 0 for 4 with 3 strikeouts. Shit, pay me millions for that. Hell, I'll do it for a few hunred-thousand - I'm a bargain.


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Feb 16 2004 2:49PM
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hype
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they yanks are gonna run the table the whole season
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Feb 16 2004 3:05PM
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Deann
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i still think the bottom line is YANKEES SUCK, they just added one more man into there ragging locker room orgy's
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Feb 16 2004 3:36PM
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mark.p
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baseball sucks... and the worst part of baseball is the yankees


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Feb 16 2004 4:48PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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fuck you yanks rule




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Feb 16 2004 4:55PM
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mark.p
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yankees rule? they are everything that is wrong with baseball and basically the model of what is wrong with professional sports


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Feb 16 2004 5:09PM
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mark.p
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yankees rule? they are everything that is wrong with baseball and basically the model of what is wrong with professional sports


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Feb 16 2004 5:09PM
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jholer2
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ya this just goes to show that if the yankees dont think they can win, they go buy the best players so that they win. but this will just make them look even worse when the redsox kick their ass.



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Feb 16 2004 6:04PM
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BallinBU
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everyone who is saying that a rod sucks is wrong. he's widely considered the best player in baseball. he was mvp of the american league last year while playing for a last place team. he is amazing.
Feb 16 2004 6:30PM
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Co-Flow
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batting 298 118 rbis and 47 hrs isnt the best player in baseball sorry. he's good yes....but he doesnt come close to earning that paycheck. albert pujols was much better than arod last year.. and that goes for alot of players, he's an overpaid self absorbed cock sucker


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Feb 16 2004 6:38PM
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ztragnoB
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yankkes suck ass and are rich bitches who can affored to BUY theyre team.

Feb 16 2004 6:42PM
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BallinBU
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he is overpaid, and he admits that. that's why he reworked his contract to be able to play with the yankees. i think he's giving up somewhere around 40 million dollars.

- he was tied for the major league lead with 47 home runs
- led the american league in runs scored (124) and slugging (.600)
- second in the league in rbis (118) and total bases (364)
- third in extra base hits (83)
- 8th in walks (87) and on base percentage (.396)
- and he missed only one game all season
Feb 16 2004 6:44PM
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Co-Flow
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he isnt taking a paycut...yes they did rework the contract but texas is still paying him for the next 7 years or something...9 mil a year (my numbers might be off a bit)


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Feb 16 2004 7:16PM
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AppSkier
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hes the 2nd best player in baseball to Barry Bonds. not a bad deal for the yankees, i hate them though


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Feb 16 2004 10:01PM
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lineskier10
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yea the red sox are failures, they really should just give up before the season starts
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Feb 17 2004 1:24AM
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Concord
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A-Rod is the best cuz he has the same last name as me.

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Feb 17 2004 5:43PM
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rightcoastskier
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im gonna have to agree with what some1 above said about how the yankees can BUY the skill
Feb 17 2004 10:11PM
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Livin4Dome
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Alex is the best baseball player to step on a baseball field period. Alex is God, and so is Seth

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Feb 18 2004 4:48AM
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reeski
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BEST PLAYER IN MLB HAHA FUCK THE RED SOCKS


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Feb 18 2004 9:14AM
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4skizzle
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I'm not a big baseball fan but I thought there was a salary cap in the MLB? I guess not since Steinbrener is just buying his team.










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Feb 18 2004 11:45AM
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Rogge
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more like gay-rod this trade is bad for baseball cause it just mocks the american motto 'if you have $ you have power' but then again the past 3 teams to win the world series didnt have huge pay rolls...all in all its gonna be an awesome season


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Feb 18 2004 12:39PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
more like gay-rod this trade is bad for baseball cause it just mocks the american motto 'if you have $ you have power' but then again the past 3 teams to win the world series didnt have huge pay rolls...all in all its gonna be an awesome season


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Feb 18 2004 12:39PM
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linemaverick540
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what the fucks an a-rod?


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Feb 18 2004 1:21PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
^alex rodrigez (sp.) shortstop for texas. yanks just picked him up. he'll play 3rd for ny and jeter will stay at short.

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Feb 18 2004 5:40PM
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Concord
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^ U need to spell it right Rodriguez

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Feb 18 2004 8:09PM
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What_A_Wookie
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Hes getting paid more than all the Expo's COMBINED ahahahaha!!!! Fuckin yankess, can buy their teams, w/e, they're not a team, just a culmination of leading players in MLB
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Feb 18 2004 8:26PM
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allenb123
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http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/yankees.html

this old article from the onion says it all
Feb 18 2004 9:37PM
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linemaverick540
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eh guess i could care les, i dont watch baseball. thanks for clearing that up though


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Feb 18 2004 9:45PM
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acc
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its not going to help the yankees. george steinbrenner did it to piss all of boston off.

reasons this is going to bite the yanks in the ass:

1. A-Rod and Jeter the two biggest egos in MLB. Yeah that will work really well in the clubhouse. A team that can't get along off the field won't work together on the field.

2. You really think A-Rod is going to play 3rd all season long (if even through spring training?) No friggen way. He's a better defensive shortstop than Jeter to begin with.

3. Prediction by the All-Star game....A-Rod wants to be moved to shortstop...Torre doesn't want to do it, George makes him....that puts Torre over the line and he finally leaves the yanks.

4. George has just ruined all of baseball meaning by putting his yearly salary over 200 million. way to go.

5. Jeter gets pissed off by then end of the season and ends up somewhere else (possibly boston) next season.

6. Sox win over 115 games taking the division title while the Yanks fall behind us and get booted in the first round by the Orioles.


It's going to be a great season in Boston. We have a kickass starting rotation, a kickass bullpen with williamson, timlin, and embree (mendoza is due for a comeback year,) argueably the best closer in the league, nomah playing on the last year of his contract so he'll be working his ass off, pokey reese at 2nd, and of course manny hitting the shit out of the ball and making unexpected spectacular plays against the wall.

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Feb 18 2004 10:43PM
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acc
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oh and texas is also paying for his over-priced ass through 2025.

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Feb 19 2004 8:13AM
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cobalt
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haha the onion is so quality.

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Feb 19 2004 8:55AM
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Swirly999
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The fuckin sox could only kick the yankees ass if there pitching doesn't get fucked up. Wakefield needs to have another good season and so does lowe. Pedro needs to return to the form that he was 3 years ago. Curt needs to keep doin what hes doin. Then maybe during the season the diamonbacks will drop out of playoff contention and randy johnson will be traded to the sox so that he can be back with Curt. If that happens then the sox will win, but since its the sox it probably won't happen.

And the cubs is where its gonna be at this year anyway so fuck the yanks and the sox.
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Feb 19 2004 9:19AM
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QuikRYDE44
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Swirly999, finally an intelligent response to this post...
- first off, i've lived in boston for 5 years now and i'm a DIEHARD yankees fan. (i grew up in CT so we get the liberty to choose from NY and MA) and i used to respect the red sox up until yesterday... i love the rivalry, i love goin' to Fenway decked out in my NY shit, but John Henry (the sox owner if ya didn't know) is a whining pussy!!!

he supported not having a salary cap up until the A-Rod trade. now that its over and the Sox fucked up the trade and lost A-Rod, Henry whines that now there should be a salary cap cause the Yankees buy up all the talent, yet, its a fact that Boston currently has the #2 collective team payroll in the league. and speaking of buying talent, wow, where did Schilling come from??? hmmm hypocritical much?

but as for A-Rod, its just plain ignorant to make him play 3rd. you don't take the best player in baseball and put him at a new position and pay out the ass for it, its retarded. regardless of whether Jeter is the team captain or not, he belongs at 3rd base, the level of skill isn't even comparable.

its gonna be a tighter playoff race for the east in the fall, ya'll better watch out!!!

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Feb 19 2004 2:24PM
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QuikRYDE44
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oh and to anyone who's about to say Yankees suck... so does ya mother!! haha, jk... couldn't help it
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Feb 19 2004 2:26PM
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Irotate360
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BOSTEN WHOOOOOOOO, thats right yankees are taken the AL again this yr and lateriials ur a dumbass if u think arod isnt good. ur the dumbest person ever in fact. lets go yankees.....lets go yankees




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Feb 22 2004 5:49PM
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Irotate360
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oo and who ever said that jeter and arod are the 2 biggest egos and they wont work well and the clubhouse shit......try there best friends u dumbass...and all u sox fans can shove it up ur asses casue yanks have been the al east champs for the 7th yr in a row. curse of the bambiano bitch. keep that in mind. and steinbrenner and the yanks have tons of money so there aloud to buy good people. why shouldnt they. in '98 yanks won 114 games without one stand out player. and in 96' torre took the yanks to their first championship in 18 yrs, the yr before they struggled to make the wild card. the yanks can do it with anyone. they have the best talent, skill, coaching and front office hands down. no one will touch them




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Feb 22 2004 5:59PM
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Basically FUCK THE YANKEES!!!
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Feb 22 2004 6:26PM
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