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Ridiculous farmers tan/tan line no homo. Ladies?

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grams.
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So, I go outside. A lot. I wear t-shirts. I don't apply sunscreen because I'm retarded. Leaving me with one of the dirtiest farmers tans I have produced in a long while. When I take my shirt off, it basically looks like I'm wearing another pale skin colored shirt. Anybody in the same boat as me? And ladies...thoughts?

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Aug 2 2009 12:18PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 428
Haha, I'm required to wear a t-shirt at work 40 hours a week, so mine is at least as good as yours.  But I also live in northern Idaho, so I can rock cutoffs on the weekend with pride.
Aug 2 2009 12:24PM
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nashbuck
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spencer that is not even bad my neck is like black and my back is like bleach white.
Aug 2 2009 12:33PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
haha the farmers tan is probably widely accepted in naples. not in penfield.
Aug 2 2009 12:42PM
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charmander
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i have a pretty good one
Aug 2 2009 12:52PM
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Gooseling
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mine is pretty bad too.  yesterday i went swimming and a ton of people commented on my farmers tan

Aug 2 2009 12:55PM
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willyg0808
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haha thats awful! do you ever take your shirt off?  your so pale underneath.  i have a small farmers tan from sailing, its more like a lifejacket tan
Aug 2 2009 1:06PM
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Uhgah
Posts: 129 - Karma: 10
I have a horseback riding tan... much like a farmer tan but I also get a v on my chest from a polo. Plus the added bonus of pasty ass legs from my britches and tall boots.
Aug 2 2009 1:12PM
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skiminnesota
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i have a pretty BA one too...

i work outside 40+ hours a week and we are required to wear shirts at all times....

i feel like an idiot wearing shorts because my legs are white and my arms and face are super tan...
Aug 2 2009 1:58PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
no farmers tan for me.. lifeguard all day.
Aug 2 2009 2:58PM
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down2freeski
Posts: 75 - Karma: 20
Thats nast. Keep your clothes on please.
Dec 16 2009 12:12AM
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thelittlebiggs
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I had an awesome golf sock tan this summer.
Dec 16 2009 12:14AM
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easybreezy
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ahahaha that would only be attractive if you have a sock tan to go along with it
Dec 16 2009 12:15AM
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OhMyBosh
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in the summer i rock a golf tan...

basically a famers tan with a V on my neck and my left hand is white as fuck because of wearing a golf glove.
Dec 16 2009 12:16AM
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thelittlebiggs
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I get an awkward line on my thighs from my golf skirts too.
I feel pretty cool. Haha
Dec 16 2009 12:19AM
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Boggs
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 208
Go dress like a guy more
Dec 16 2009 12:39AM
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p-fo
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holy shit! thats pretty ridiculous. got me beat for summer
Dec 16 2009 12:49AM
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Chickendodo
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Hahaha, I did landscaping, 10 hour days, SPF 80 and I still got fucking sunburn almost every day. haha, shit sucks, I always get mad farmers tans, except I don't tan, so it's more like farmers burn.
Dec 16 2009 12:58AM
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