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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
Go to http://www.textsfromlastnight.com and click on the like worst nights. Funniest shit I have read in a while.
Aug 1 2009 8:07PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
(917): Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS





HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Aug 1 2009 8:08PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights
Aug 1 2009 8:10PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
hahah those are hilarious
Aug 1 2009 8:12PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
i'll let someone else say it
Aug 1 2009 8:28PM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
get back in the kitchen
Aug 1 2009 8:30PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
R-
Aug 1 2009 8:31PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
Go to the douche bag. You'll laugh.
Aug 1 2009 8:32PM
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griffin.paisley
Posts: 1520 - Karma: 38
my life is average is pretty funny too
Aug 1 2009 8:34PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
u mean repost
Aug 1 2009 8:35PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
(602): So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
(623): What did she do!?
(602): I didn't tell her...
who dunnit???  =D
Aug 1 2009 8:37PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
http://www.fmylife.com/ This is funny to but not as funny as the first one.
Aug 1 2009 8:47PM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57
i love texts from last night. another funny website is "my life is average . com"
Aug 1 2009 9:02PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
all these websites start out really funny, then people start sending in fake texts and stuff and it becomes another stupid website
Aug 1 2009 9:16PM
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fhitshace10
Posts: 374 - Karma: 10

best fucking thing on my life is average

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Aug 1 2009 9:53PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
god, you are one stupid bitch (non-sexist remark, generality, rowen dont ban my ass lol)
Aug 1 2009 9:57PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
WHAT?
Aug 1 2009 10:00PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
i think i might be in love with you..
Aug 1 2009 10:22PM
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fhitshace10
Posts: 374 - Karma: 10

^^ im with him

id take a run at her ha.

Aug 1 2009 10:25PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 964
seriously?
are you really that ignorant, to not know that everybody knows about these sites, and you're just clogging the forums with this shit.
use the searchbar
im not trying to be a dick, but it's just annoying when this is stuck in our forums.
sorry but someone had to say it, and i hate to be "that guy".
Aug 1 2009 10:31PM
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fhitshace10
Posts: 374 - Karma: 10

well you are THAT GUY

no ha i dont give a fuck

bt something good did come from this thread mylifeisaverage ive never heard of, so im happy, shits funny

Aug 1 2009 10:34PM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.



best one yet omg these are good.
Aug 1 2009 10:38PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
I LOVES IT
Aug 2 2009 12:26AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
when i read this thread title i thought that we could get together some time and slay...but then I was just dissapointed
Aug 2 2009 1:08AM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
Wow, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry.  I will "searchbarim" it next time for sure. You are that guy! Way to go.
Aug 2 2009 5:17PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

i can be that "girl"

seriously? are you really that ignorant, to not know that everybody knows about these sites, and you're just clogging the forums with this shit.use the searchbar im not trying to be a bitch, but it's just annoying when this is stuck in our forums. sorry but someone had to say it, and i hate to be "that beezy".

Aug 2 2009 5:23PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
I hope that was a joke
Aug 2 2009 5:26PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61
make it whatever you want it to be
Aug 2 2009 5:28PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 3,992

(206): got weed?
(425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
(206): sorry mom...

haha his moms just chillin

Aug 2 2009 9:10PM
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thatoneguysean
Posts: 122 - Karma: 13
LOL

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Aug 2 2009 9:49PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944

damn.. some haters in this thread...

but yeah.. tfln is awesome... however, you have to think that some of that shit is just too good to be true ya?

Aug 2 2009 9:52PM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
that one is fucking jokes
Aug 2 2009 10:00PM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
PWNNNN THEMMMM BITCHSS
Aug 2 2009 10:01PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Aug 2 2009 10:13PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
so fake
Aug 2 2009 10:21PM
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fhitshace10
Posts: 374 - Karma: 10
so fake and so fucking gay
Aug 2 2009 10:58PM
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