girlfriends and travelling

Going away for a week or two is hard. Harder if you're going to mexico and there is many many horny hot girls. Then you miss your girlfreind when sober and then when you're drunk you have to remember you have one. It's lose-lose.
Justin the Hick

My girlfriend and I have been doing the long-distance thing for over 2 years now (over 300 miles apart, not any of that across-town, long-distance stuff). If it's only a week or 2, you need to nut up and get your own life. She shouldn't determine what you do all of the time.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

bring her with you and have a bunch of uninhibited sex


Fuck You

Does the area code rule come into play?




'If I eat at McDonalds I usually McVomit all over the McPlace.'
Maximumsushi
'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan
Whistler Sucks

Heck yeah the area code rule comes into play.




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

^if you hear it from a chick, then it's gotta be true.

Solution: Don't dump the girlfriend, but if you meet someone who's interested in a fling while you're away, go for it. Of course, it goes both ways...




'If I eat at McDonalds I usually McVomit all over the McPlace.'
Maximumsushi
'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan
Whistler Sucks

i saw find a chick whos into the backpacking...or try to get her into it...or just nust out the area code rule^^ haha...classic
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Telestar6:
Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

Take her with you. I know Brooke (PowderPrincess) and Tyler ($10something$) go together


-Sarah
Sharkbait

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson

Area code defaintely comes into play, i'm a girl and i agree with that rule, you cant go away and not have some fun... even if you really like your boyfriend/girlfriend
~Ella~

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!
*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*

Aight, so it's established: Stay with the girl, but fuck around on her and it's cool. Done!



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

othing says you care like cheating!
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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper

It's not like you're sending her a postcard of you nailing some foreign chick. Masturbating in hostels is hard if you don't spring for a private room.



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

and lobvevve lovve swil teaaarf usa apanrt agains


Fuck You

Sorry to be intellectual again, but in case someone cares...

Dull sublunary lovers' love 
—Whose soul is sense—cannot admit 
Of absence, 'cause it doth remove
The thing which elemented it.

But we by a love so much refined,
That ourselves know not what it is,
Inter-assurèd of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss.

Our two souls therefore, which are one, 
Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion, 
Like gold to aery thinness beat.

If they be two, they are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two,
Thy soul the fixed foot, makes no show
To move, but doth, if th'other do.

And though it in the centre sit,
Yet when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.

Such wilt thou be to me, who must
Like th'other foot, obliquely run;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end, where I begun.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

naw you guys got it wrong. Im travelling with her. I just have had to leave her or shes had to leave me to find work, or go to another country to see shit for awhile. Plus the cheating shit works, but when you get back and you got this fucken shit eating at you, your whole world falls to peices. Tried it with the last girl and shit hit the fan. So cheatings out, Just void this post, it was the day after she left I wrote it, I got my mind made up now. but the area code rule works when nothings to serious
WHERE ARE YOU HOIET

you people are sluts..the area code rule is stupid.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

just be sure to use a skumbag cuz yer gf will get suspicious when shes got cauliflower growing on her muff after the first time you bang her when you get home.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

ok im lost, anyone wanna fill me in on the area code rule?


kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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FLESH INTO GEAR

If you go somewhere, and the area code is different from the area code your GF(or BF) is in, cheating is cool. That's basically it.

Icecreamsandwich: You say 'slut' like it's a bad thing...why?



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

hahaha...it is a bad thing!

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken