Replying to Pro sier jokes thread

Ok so I've seen some funny pro skier jokes in the last couple of weeks. So I think to myself... Hmmm how can I see them all in one place? OH DUH NSers haha. So I'll start it off with some about Chug (no offense chug, you're easy to pick on) and you guys post up some of your favorites.

Here are mine:

What kind of shampoo does Chug use?...............Pantene PROOOOO-v!

Why are there 9 episodes of Traveling Circuis and 5 of Chug Life?.............Because Chug is a PROOOOOOOOOOOcrastinator.

haha.... ok yes i did make those up in the shower 5 minutes ago butttt

lets see what  you NSers have got!