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I struck again.

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Morgen.
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during this winter i happened to accidently hit a deer on the way up skiing.

and i felt pretty bad. and now once again i killed another animal.

i was going  down a road in boise and out of nowhere a hawk was chillen in the road.

i thought it was a chicken so i just ran over it, and felt pretty bad so i went back and to my suprise it was a huge hawk like with a wingspan of about  three  feet.

is it illegal to kill a bird with your car? cause it had a ring around its foot. and has anyone else slaughtered as many animals as i have? i feel alone.

Jul 29 2009 8:43PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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even if you thought it was a chicken why would you still proceed to run it over?
Jul 29 2009 8:45PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
In Utah, birds have the right of way nad it's a crime to kill one. I hope you at least gave it a decent burial or toss-off into the woods or sumthin.
Jul 29 2009 8:45PM
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Morgen.
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im not gona swerve and kill myself for a bird.

it happened super fasttt.

i couldnt even react

Jul 29 2009 8:45PM
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Alex_G
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the chicken was gonna die soon anyway and its not supposed to be on the road so why would you feel bad you arent the first person to run over a deer and hawk
Jul 29 2009 8:46PM
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Arabian.
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This just proves why the bird was worth more than you. What a shitty person.
Jul 29 2009 8:46PM
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Morgen.
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to lay eggs?
Jul 29 2009 8:47PM
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no_steeze
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the chicken was in a hawk costume
Jul 29 2009 8:49PM
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Morgen.
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ahh. i hope so
Jul 29 2009 8:49PM
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Morgen.
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uhhhhhh i cant remember what i did with it
Jul 29 2009 8:50PM
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Skee90
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Did you eat it's heart for +5 health?
Jul 29 2009 8:51PM
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Morgen.
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nope. i should've
Jul 29 2009 8:52PM
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Slinger1x1
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Jul 29 2009 8:55PM
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Commonwealth
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The ring around its foot was probably for tracking purposes. It might have even been someone's personal pet.
Jul 29 2009 8:58PM
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Abc567def
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this thread would make alot more sense if you had a pink name
Jul 29 2009 8:58PM
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Goglines
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one time i was driving down the road and the guy in front of me hit a skunk and helicoptered itself straight into the grill of my car.
Jul 29 2009 9:00PM
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Morgen.
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fuck. thatd suckk
Jul 29 2009 9:00PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

dont even start with the fact that im a girl and i "cant drive"

cause i can just fine

Jul 29 2009 9:01PM
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Arabian.
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Yet you still decide to run over birds.
Jul 29 2009 9:03PM
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Peter.
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ok?

everyone knows that the only animals you swerve for are larger ones, like deer..


i have hit a crow though, flew up into my bumper, exploded into feathers, felt shitty after
Jul 29 2009 9:03PM
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Slinger1x1
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how'd you get out of the kitchen

This isnt a sandwich joke, so i dont expect to get banned
Jul 29 2009 9:06PM
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i.am.a.skier.
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tehehe i lold
Jul 29 2009 9:06PM
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Morgen.
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ahhh yeah i wanted to cry. like i wish i couldve done something to swerve or something. but id rather llive than the bird.,
Jul 29 2009 9:06PM
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Skee90
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Has anyone really got banned for making a sandwich joke?
Jul 29 2009 9:07PM
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Arabian.
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The irony is that you probably would've. Also, if you really did care, you wouldn't have "decided" not to swerve because you thought it was a chicken.
Jul 29 2009 9:08PM
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Morgen.
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yeah i didnt feel bad till i figured out it was a hawk.

Jul 29 2009 9:09PM
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Arabian.
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Which is why ur a bad person, as well as a bad driver.
Jul 29 2009 9:10PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

im a good driver.

case closed.

Jul 29 2009 9:11PM
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ninjahappy
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+epic k for lolz
Jul 29 2009 9:11PM
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Arabian.
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Then just a bad person.
Jul 29 2009 9:11PM
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Morgen.
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THANK
 YOU!
Jul 29 2009 9:13PM
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Arabian.
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No, it's not about the goddamn hawk. It's about how she didn't care about hitting a bird until she realized it was a hawk. And she DID mean to the bird - until she realized it was a hawk.
Jul 29 2009 9:14PM
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Morgen.
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would you just shut up already.
Jul 29 2009 9:15PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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woaghahurrrrrghhrrrhruuuuhhaa? haha
Jul 29 2009 9:42PM
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connoroh
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everyone i was going to put at 0/10 in this thread was already there.
Jul 29 2009 9:45PM
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Morgen.
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HATER
Jul 29 2009 9:50PM
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pmw
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your fucken retarted. are you telling me you would honestly swerve out fo control risking your life, just to not run over a hawk, or even what he thought at the time aas a chicken? i know someone who did just that for a squirel and now she is paralyzed from the neck down
Jul 29 2009 9:51PM
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Morgen.
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IM A GIRL!
Jul 29 2009 9:53PM
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Spacekroft
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i hit an owl once just swooped down onto the road infront of me also my buddy was driving my car and hit a peacock two things i never imagined cars hitting
Jul 29 2009 9:57PM
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no_steeze
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i was just cruising down the highway and a bird hit my windshield. it didn't splatter but it just like bounced off
Jul 29 2009 10:00PM
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ace_
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Oh god hahahaha epic lulz.


but seriously dont worry about it. the people who think an animals live is more important than a humans are just. not right in the head
Jul 29 2009 10:19PM
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Morgen.
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.
Jul 29 2009 11:20PM
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Arabian.
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Why?
Jul 29 2009 11:23PM
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B-runge
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morgan

your a girl....

Jul 29 2009 11:30PM
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Morgen.
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nicholas james.

your a slut.

and i like it.

Jul 29 2009 11:31PM
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B-runge
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oh.....
Jul 29 2009 11:33PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

pahahahaha.

jk.

your not a slut.

your a silly boy

Jul 29 2009 11:36PM
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B-runge
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wutevagurl
Jul 29 2009 11:38PM
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gbirrd
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i had the same thing happen to me. it was a canadian goose. and when it hit it pushed poo outta it cuz it hit so hard. i felt bad...
Jul 30 2009 12:15AM
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Mr.Plank
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calm down hitler
Jul 30 2009 12:57AM
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lineskier10
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it's okay to kill a shithawk, but not a normal one
Jul 30 2009 1:01AM
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