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Jake...
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Does anyone know what this means.

There is a wicked radio show here in toronto in the mornings called the Dean Blundel Show. One of the funniest shows to listen to on the planet. Anyways, frequently the 3 guys who are on the show burst out laughing when other people say 811. I don't get why it is so funny. They will say "Nikki say 811 really fast" and she will and they will fall off their chairs laughing so hard.

If anyone gets it, let me know. Thanks. It has to be something sexual, retarded or peverted, thats all these guys talk about and laugh about. Thanks for the help.
Jul 29 2009 5:48PM
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wintersway
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she probably has a speech impediment and cant say it fast.
Jul 29 2009 5:51PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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is it pronounced eight eleven?  or eight one one? or eight hundered and eleven?
Jul 29 2009 6:15PM
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chazz.
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At least in my town 811 is the phone number you call before you do any digging or excavating so the City comes and locates ground utilities so you don't hit them when you dig. I cant see why that would be relevant or funny however.
Jul 29 2009 6:22PM
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Caveman.
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Yep, I call that all the time.
Jul 29 2009 8:23PM
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doublexl
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looking for fossils?
Jul 29 2009 8:40PM
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-Mugatu
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well he is a caveman...
Jul 29 2009 8:44PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i listen to the dean blundell show pretty often, and i've heard this used and never understood it... i hope someone can clarify.

i think its a reference to some sort of sexual act no doubt (considering the nature of the show)
Jul 29 2009 8:48PM
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Jake...
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ya man! i dont get it i urbandictionaried it and nothing.. and checked some other sites, I got nothing. Im going to just email dean I guess. thanks for the help NS. fail
Jul 29 2009 11:35PM
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Mr.Panda
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im gonna get bitched out for this but where i live its the number you call before you start digging up the road so you dont break a gas main....
Jul 29 2009 11:36PM
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Shredneck
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actually you'll probably get bitched out for no reading the thread, not from me of course, you seem like a chill guy, but I can see it coming
Jul 29 2009 11:41PM
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Contender
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haha i use to listen to that show every morning when im getting up.. still have no idea what "811" means

Jul 29 2009 11:58PM
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Caveman.
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yep.
Jul 30 2009 12:25AM
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Spinoza
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Does anyone listen still? They have this new seg where Todd impersonates Christopher Walken and reads tweets posted by Kim Kardashian. It's really funny
May 16 2012 6:42AM
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navierSTOKED
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did we ever find out what 811 meant? was it the anal loving thing?
May 16 2012 6:50AM
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Spinoza
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I think so "anal lovin'"
May 16 2012 6:51AM
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navierSTOKED
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hmmm seems like a lot of work for a medium pay-off gag.  Still, better than 99% of the gags on radio!
May 16 2012 7:00AM
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812
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811 is my long last twin.
May 16 2012 7:28AM
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Spinoza
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Well the Nikki person is the guest the have on every Friday and they do all kinda of stuff like this to her. So it's not like a big deal or anything. She is 'Psychic Nikki' and they make a lot of fun of her
May 16 2012 8:34AM
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