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Best way to eff with rich people?

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TheRadCactus
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So tomorrow there's going to be a groundbreaking for a new hotel in my area, and there's going to be tons of richie-riches at the ceremony.  Naturally, I want to fuck with them.  Suggestions?

Jul 28 2009 10:53PM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
How about you leave them alone.
Jul 28 2009 10:56PM
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Relish_man
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Dress as a hobo in the entrance? it might annoy them and you might even make a few bucks.
Jul 28 2009 10:56PM
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samwise
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Spill their caviar all over their Rolls Royces. Then tell them their daughters are alcoholic whores. Then ask them for $20.
Jul 28 2009 10:56PM
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dave44
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Jul 28 2009 10:56PM
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skiminnesota
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you are such a rebel...


just leave them alone. or maybe i hope im missing on some internet sarcasm?
Jul 28 2009 11:00PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 25
Fuck with em.

Trust me my town is full of them and they all piss me off so god damn much.
Jul 28 2009 11:02PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
make yourself look like an idiot
Jul 28 2009 11:03PM
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49566738265
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You should probably act like a douche bag and therefore prove that your life is so pathetic that you must resort to screwing with people because they have money.  Best of luck.
Jul 28 2009 11:05PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Take their whole family hostage and demand a ransom
Jul 28 2009 11:06PM
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Sufferboy
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give them a hi five
Jul 28 2009 11:07PM
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anxju
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or howbout instead of fucking with rich people that worked hard and smart to get where they are you stop wasting your time and get off your ass and become one of them and live a lavish life
Jul 28 2009 11:07PM
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Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
Well you have two options:

1) Fuck with them and waste your time because if they really are that rich, they won't give a fuck about what you're doing

2) Spend your time doing something productive instead, like, say.... making money and becoming like them?

I think the answer is pretty obvious...
Jul 28 2009 11:11PM
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Peter.
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exactly
Jul 28 2009 11:12PM
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Slinger1x1
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wait wait,
in his defense, i know a lot of rich people that have not done shit to become rich...
Jul 28 2009 11:16PM
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newengland72
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Pretend to be one...

Then when the bill comes excuse yourself....

And bail.

Suckaz!!!
Jul 28 2009 11:17PM
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.jesus.
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or thier rich little heirs and heiresses and don't know the meaning of a hard days work
but if you really want to fuck em off egg their cars from a covet possession
Jul 28 2009 11:17PM
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.jesus.
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covert*
Jul 28 2009 11:21PM
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TheRadCactus
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10

OK, rephrase:  I have encountered every one of these people before, and they are all pricks.  Almost none of them have ever had to work for their money, they just inherited CEO positions from Daddy.  They treat their employees like shit and they live in self-constructed fantasy worlds that their brown-nosing assistants and VPs ensure never fade away.  They are generally scum, and the money they have only fuels their ignorance and decadence.

As for me, I'm not a self-important anarchist/communist/class warrior.  I have a full-time job, I pay my own bills, I have better things to do.  But I put up with these people's bullshit all the time, and having them all in one place has got my mind working.  It's just a unique situation, and, half out of whimsy, I thought I'd get some opinions and ideas on the matter. 

Jul 28 2009 11:23PM
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TheRadCactus
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10

1) it's my day off

2) I never want to be "like them," ie, a total ass who takes advantage of my subordinates to make a few more dollars this month.

Jul 28 2009 11:27PM
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Sufferboy
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ANARCHY!!!!!!!!
Jul 28 2009 11:34PM
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dave44
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I concur, and I know more than enough offspring of rich people to know that the majority of them are selfish douchbags.

Having said that, it isn't a valid excuse to fuck around with them. Sure, if they cross your path and are being assholes, speak up, but don't leave your home with the intention of deliberately fucking with them. They are people too.

And they're not all assholes though. Every once in a while you do come across someone who has worked themself to that position and is humble, or a kid who knows how privileged he is.
Jul 28 2009 11:38PM
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TheRadCactus
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Absolutely correct.  I have rich friends.  I know wealthy people who now reap the rewards of decades of hard work, and they remember where they came from.  However, those people will not be in attendence tomorrow.  Tomorrow it's all about the brotherhood of old-money toolbags who love the smell of their own farts.  I have nothing but respect for someone who makes his own way in the world and manages to get lots of money for it, but these people are the types that make you hate the rich.
Jul 28 2009 11:52PM
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T-Holt
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 28 2009 11:58PM
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Kevski
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You could dress as G as you possibly can and look suspicious and make them all nervous without even being a dick to them. All those prissy types you described get antsy around "rebel" teens. I think the best way to "fuck" with them is to just do nothing and get their paranoid superior-thinking brains to mess with themselves. It could be fun to see the reactions. Like be nice but see how many sketch out.
Jul 29 2009 12:00AM
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Funnel
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Exactly, my Uncle is a SUPER successful lawyer, but you would never know.  He is not cocky, he is just a nice, down to Earth, chill guy.  He works his ass off though, he went to Harvard law school, he works till 10 most days. 
Jul 29 2009 12:01AM
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p-fo
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streak. get ass naked and run through screaming "fuck!" at the top of your lungs

Jul 29 2009 12:17AM
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Hannah.
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throw dirt, rich people hate dirt and getting dirty
Jul 29 2009 12:17AM
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8ONE657
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this.
Jul 29 2009 12:18AM
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selkirks
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Convince them to get together and invest in Tamarack Resort. haha
Jul 29 2009 12:20AM
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Keith_M
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haha.. i don't really understand why you'd want to screw around with them in the first place
Jul 29 2009 12:22AM
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TheRadCactus
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
now we're talking
Jul 29 2009 12:29AM
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OscarTheGrouch
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if they are all located in one place, then fork that one place's lawn.
Jul 29 2009 12:33AM
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Funnel
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Yeah dude, one of my friend's Dad is the same way.  The kid isn't spoiled at all and you would never think he is rich.
Jul 29 2009 12:47AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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vote Democrat.
Jul 29 2009 12:51AM
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ScuffDUFF
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Jul 29 2009 1:00AM
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TheRadCactus
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I probably should have titled this thread, "Best way to eff with DOUCHEY rich people"
Jul 29 2009 3:04AM
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Thrash
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whip out your penis?

always works for me

Jul 29 2009 3:06AM
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Shredneck
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I dont think he needs any help with this





Jul 29 2009 3:09AM
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Shredneck
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I dont think he needs any help with this





Jul 29 2009 3:09AM
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DirtYStylE
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film it
Jul 29 2009 3:14AM
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crazyfuck
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this thread reeks of jealousy...

what's the point in going out of your way to fuck with someone simply because they're better off than you? talk about petty...
Jul 29 2009 3:22AM
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TheRadCactus
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10

Again, these people are jackasses who happen to have enough money to get away with it.  If I didn't know firsthand that these people are disgusting human beings, I wouldn't have brought this up.

Jul 29 2009 3:34AM
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A-Lee
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since all of these rich pricks are all at the same place to really mess with them without doing any real harm is by going through the parking lot and deflating all of their cars tires or only deflat two tires that are on opposite sides on opposite axles
Jul 29 2009 3:34AM
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Shredneck
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I dont care how rich I was if I saw you doing that I would risk prison just to kick the shit out of you.


No wonder rich people are stuck up and snobbish becuase they have to worry about fucks like you destroying what they have earned. And more than likley they are better than you in more ways then money
Jul 29 2009 3:39AM
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crazyfuck
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still, what's the point of going out of your way to create more problems? if these people are so terrible, why involve them in your life if you don't have to? i see how you might think you're being cool or badass really sticking it to those rich people, but seriously, think about how absolutely senseless it is to fuck with someone just because you can. at that point, you're a bigger douche than the people you're trying to take some kind of jealous angst out on...

don't you have anything better to do with your time?
Jul 29 2009 4:34AM
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Abc567def
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bu tim dunk

Jul 29 2009 5:45AM
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Abc567def
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i am having a hard time readint this but im drunk tooo and that is hat i would have to sa on thematter
Jul 29 2009 5:47AM
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BC.
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lets hate on people who are successful gogo
Jul 29 2009 6:44AM
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SkierX
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And to think I deleted the first thread in order to send this kid a message that what he's looking to do is completely retarded...
Jul 29 2009 8:42AM
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bermbuster49
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too late

Jul 29 2009 9:05AM
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