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Best Rap Punchlines

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Jacob.
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35
Just post the funniest rap punchlines you know

"y'all niggas like 14 days, too weak for me" -.40 Cal
"For celebration's sake, I'm poppin this clown's neck, like college, niggas fail cuz they droppin from CAL-Tech" -.40 cal
"I tattooed F-U-N on my dick, for Fuck U Niggas while I poke fun at your bitch" -Valkil
Jul 27 2009 9:46PM
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Jacob.
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35
^haha that was hilarious
Aug 6 2009 5:53PM
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PappaG
Posts: 931 - Karma: 797
From Sounds of Science by Beastie Boys:

Time and money for girls covered with honey
You lie and aspire to be as cunning
Reeling and rockin' and rollin' B size D cup
Order the quarter deluxe why don't you wake up

My mind is kinda flowin like an oil projector
Had to get up to get the Jimmy protector
Went berserk and worked and exploded
She woke up in the morning and her face was coated
Aug 8 2009 3:45PM
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Keyjibbs
Posts: 1542 - Karma: 96
"Straight up bitch like cartman mamma"" Redman
Aug 8 2009 3:46PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
"A tec-9 is my utensil, fillin' n****s with so much lead they can use they dick for a pencil." -Big L

"Dudes actin' like they street, when they barely sidewalk."
"Gettin beat by a black man worse than Hilary Clinton." -Nyle


Aug 8 2009 4:33PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
"Mad hos, ask Beevis, I get nothing but head." -Big L
Aug 8 2009 4:34PM
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GabP
Posts: 568 - Karma: 75
this
Aug 8 2009 5:57PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
"Ironic, I know it is, the chronic, for the older kids, hooked on phonics, ebonics was for the slower kids"
- The Cool Kids
Aug 8 2009 8:39PM
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