Really Weird Question (On shaky moral ground)

EastCoast315 · 2009-07-24 23:31:07

How would I go about appearing, acting, and sounding as if I were 65-70 years old? This + good acting + fake ID? = a free day of skiing at some mountains? Im not really planning on doing this, but I think itd be a good trick to have up your sleeve, y'know?

Dr.Dickless

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i think they might get suspicious when you pull out your twinnies and start shredding the park but it might work

Jul 24 2009 11:34PM

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Shlogan

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chyeah, and one of the only times when sagging everything is not the best idea.

Jul 24 2009 11:36PM

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ski-swagga

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how on earth are you going to pull that off??

Jul 24 2009 11:37PM

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sirskizalot

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Im not exactly sure what to say about this....................... Its an.......interesting idea.

Jul 24 2009 11:38PM

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EastCoast315

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Honestly, I figured I would wear old ass, gaper clothes, sweater vest underneath, everything all zipped up, old ass boots. And huge ass sunglasses, so your eyes didnt have to look old. Then, find some stage makeup or something to make your face look realistically wrinkly, even if it means custom making a mask or something. Ive done theater for years, so I could easily pull of the old guy mentality.

Then, after you get the pass, head back to your car, change into real clothes, and go ride

Jul 24 2009 11:41PM

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Dylan_

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never thought about it. but maybe you would be able to pull it off. fake mustache, makeup, wrinkles. Go for it.

Jul 24 2009 11:42PM

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rYb

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Try it if you want, but in times like these where mountains are closing due to the economy i would much rather buy a lift ticket.

Jul 24 2009 11:48PM

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BigJew

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Are you the same type of person who tries to get a children's ticket to see an R rated movie?

Jul 25 2009 12:06AM

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I would bet on that

Jul 25 2009 12:17AM

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smooticus

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lol

Jul 25 2009 12:20AM

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MayorWest

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hahahaha or you could....

get a job

Jul 25 2009 12:22AM

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lol

Jul 25 2009 12:35AM

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Dr.Dickless

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i have definitly done that and been successful before

Jul 25 2009 1:41AM

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ur voice will ruin it. its not old sounding enough

Jul 25 2009 1:52AM

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EastCoast315

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^^^Sign language?

Jul 25 2009 9:23AM

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Jul 25 2009 11:25AM

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Moon_Park

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^^^ I was about to say Jackass haha

Jul 25 2009 11:41AM

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a better idea would be to find out what days and when your mountain has special ticket deals. like, last year at mount snow they had a thing were if an adult bought a ticket, they could get their child in for free. since we only had one adult there and they weren't even skiing, we had to wait by the ticket area and we asked people if they could be our parents. it actually worked out great, and me and two of my friends got free passes, but the others were unsuccessful.

but yeah, you should look for that, since it's less immoral and easier

Jul 25 2009 11:55AM

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no

Jul 25 2009 5:28PM

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EastCoast315

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bump

Nov 16 2009 10:53AM

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McLeod

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that is way to difficult to get a discounted lift ticket. all you have to do is go up to the counter and tell them that your getting a ticket for your little brother/sister and if they ask she/he is at the car or in the lodge. so money.

Nov 16 2009 11:01AM

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DedicatedPicturs

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This idea:

Nov 16 2009 11:36AM

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Mr.Huck

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Hahahahahaha! I missed this. So funny. Great idea.

Nov 16 2009 1:08PM

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you're going to need some wicked good make-up

Nov 16 2009 1:21PM

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EastCoast315

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And if he does, pay him off with weed. And if he wont take it, its not like you lose money

Nov 16 2009 1:32PM

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Telscopic

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im 16 and prolly the best thing about bein short is that i dont really have a deep voice and i pass for 12 and 13 at mountains all i do is put my gogs and shit on and i pay like 10 bux less than my friends

Nov 16 2009 5:17PM

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splatters

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get one of those pink and orange 80's jackets. theres nothin older than that

Nov 16 2009 5:29PM

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I saw the title and immediately thought: abortion

Nov 16 2009 5:57PM

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Nov 16 2009 6:28PM

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its gonna be hard dude

Nov 16 2009 6:29PM

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my friend did this but his voice is deep. it was so funny to hear him tell the guy at the ticket counter he was 12.

to the op, this just seems like a lot of work just for a lift ticket. I mean your going to have to get up early to do your makeup for christ sake

Nov 16 2009 6:30PM

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and your gonna have to put on your depends cause your gonna shit yourself when they actually fall for it and give you your senior ticket

Nov 16 2009 6:46PM

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jeremy4

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just pay of some old dude to by you a pass, or a lift ticket

Nov 16 2009 6:49PM

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EastCoast315

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this exactly. This plan is 50% for the ticket, 50% for claim rights

Nov 16 2009 8:14PM

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doesn't the lift attendant scan your pass because if they do you are fucked because they will definatly know your aren't 65+

Nov 16 2009 8:23PM

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steezc-ross

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be really quite and pronounce your S's

Nov 16 2009 8:28PM

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joshua

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I don't think it would be worth the effort

Nov 16 2009 9:14PM

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Freeheel4real

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potential is there...

Nov 16 2009 9:19PM

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mynilla

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please tape this!

Nov 16 2009 9:53PM

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the only way this will work is if you get a really cool ticket seller who thinks your fake costume is jokes and just goes with it,
there is 0% chance of you fooling anyone lol

Nov 16 2009 11:51PM

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Zap

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This is the greatest form of sponging I have ever heard of. It may not be worth it if you are doing it for the money but it would be priceless. Do ittt.

Nov 16 2009 11:53PM

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