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alright, every year my mom makes me go on this "family camping trip" my friend who was gonna come just bailed (what a dick) but two cool cousins (along with like 50 not-so cool cousins) will be coming.

i already have all the really neccesary shit packed like clothes and a toothbrush, and i got a ton of bullshit food (pies, candy, marshmallows, four boxes of lucky charms)

so now i need a list of items essential to making this camping trip fun,

i already have

-longboard
-skateboard
-ipod/car charger
-a big stereo
-drugs
-matches and gasoline
-glow-in-the-dark stuff
-money
-balls (kickball, soccer ball, football)
-volleyball net

please add anything else you can think of to the list

P.S. last year my whole extended family got kicked out of westcott beach campground and threatened with charges of arson, disturbing the peace, underage drinking, drunk driving,public drunkeness, serving alchohol to minors and something related to disrepecting police officers that i think mightve been made-up (luckily, we were never really charged)
and if anybody has any ideas that can top that^ for this years "activity list" please, pitch in....

Jul 24 2009 8:58PM

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well if you want serious criminal charges....

go kidnap about 10 little children
make them eat balloons filled with cocaine
then sell them to drug lords all while trying to obtain ransom money

sure way to get you and your family sent to prison for a long time

Jul 24 2009 9:02PM

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Six.0.Tree-ski

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dont forget fireworks. they make every camping trip fun

Jul 24 2009 9:11PM

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andreweckels

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ball in a cup

Jul 24 2009 9:13PM

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TheHamburglar

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sounds like you got a crazy extended family, bring some DMT

Jul 24 2009 9:16PM

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Valind

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fire wood

tent

sleeping bag

food

chips

jacket

bug spray

soap

beer

bb gun

sling shot

there is so much more to list.

Jul 24 2009 9:19PM

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i forgot to put that in the post
i already have fireworks, 350 small bottle rockets, a ton of m80's (dont know the exact number) assorted other small things, and two medium sized cakes left over from the 4th of july that i dont really plan to set of, but am bringing anyways in case i need them for some unforseen occasion

Jul 24 2009 9:24PM

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Valind

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this sounds like a redneck camping trip.

Jul 24 2009 9:28PM

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tinkytwinky

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bring smoke bombs, theres this place next to my house that sells huge ones for like 2 bucks...i could buy them for u and send them to u depending on when u leave...so much fun to throw em a people house porches, also bring a lighter.

Jul 24 2009 9:28PM

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a camera, document some crazy shit.

your Skis and some turf! you never know where a dope handrail will pop up

Jul 24 2009 9:49PM

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mike91129

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some type of bb gun is vital

Jul 24 2009 10:29PM

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i dont know about American camping (im canadian)... but in canada- pretty much everything fun that has listed are totally not allowed. Example, stereos/any loud music is 100% prohibited. fireworks, are illegal all the time, but if stereos are prohibited for noise, fireworks sure as hell are. the roads are gravel so that cancels out longboarding and skateboarding.....

man it sounds like the kind of camping you guys do it amazing

Jul 24 2009 10:42PM

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infedel_one

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probably going camping in an RV...lame shit but its the american wayyy hahaha

Jul 24 2009 10:49PM

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Phill.

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wow your family rocks!

when i go camping with my extended family, all we do for fun is sit around the campfire and sing hymms

(just kiding about the singing part, but yeah my family is boring)

maybe a paintball gun?

atv/dirtbike (if you are going to a place that has trails nearby)

Jul 24 2009 10:59PM

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vagina

Jul 24 2009 11:01PM

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Franny

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-Nerf Ball
-Stove top chicken stuffing
-guinea pigs

Jul 24 2009 11:02PM

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Dude sounds like an insest sausage fest. Bring some hoes.

Oh, btw...pics or last years trip didn't happen

Jul 24 2009 11:14PM

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BB Guns

and MARY JANE

but ddont combine the two unless you got some shitty ass bb guns

Where i used to camp with family friends, we would buy these 10$ bb guns, and you could shoot someone at point blank witha t shirt on and it would hurt liek a bee sting.

so we owuld just run around in the forest for hours fucking around

Jul 24 2009 11:17PM

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