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Today I threatened

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Liam.Butler
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my girl I would "bang her like a hammer" and she got pissed, seems kinda romantic to me.
Jul 22 2009 11:04PM
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Thrash
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i agree with you. one of the most romantic things i have ever heard
Jul 22 2009 11:06PM
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JeremyClarkson
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next time try "im going to fuck you in every hole possible" champ.  
Jul 22 2009 11:07PM
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Dylan_
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oh lord.
Jul 22 2009 11:07PM
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easy_cam_steezy
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if a girl said that to me, personally....

I would be very smitten
Jul 22 2009 11:10PM
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s_a_m
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girls also find peeing in their butts romantic
Jul 22 2009 11:12PM
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InkShrink
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Hahaha. So romantic. +k for making me laugh.
Jul 22 2009 11:15PM
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Malcolm
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hahaha
Jul 22 2009 11:15PM
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Liam.Butler
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she has now informed me she shall "fuck me like a jackhammer" weird...
Jul 22 2009 11:22PM
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FUUUCK
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I would immediately marry any girl that would work on
Jul 22 2009 11:23PM
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Totes_Magotes
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why did you put an 'i' in the last word... it shoulda  been "fuck me like a jackhammer"   WERD!!!!!!

Jul 22 2009 11:27PM
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jakepwilliams
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word
Jul 23 2009 1:23AM
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Liam.Butler
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because I like to see her as sweet and innocent, and me as the crude d-bag. Its my job and she is taking it over!

Jul 23 2009 1:26AM
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NW_Rider
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There is a member on here who's mother is an expert on the hammer subject, can't remember who it is though, unless is is the original poster, in which case im a retard. Whatever.
Jul 23 2009 1:27AM
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1337
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Woah woah woah stop. You let her out of the kitchen? And she didn't immediately accept your "threat"?

Dump that hoe
Jul 23 2009 1:39AM
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Italian.Stallion
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lol
Jul 23 2009 1:40AM
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Liam.Butler
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I kind of had to, since were both at work.

Jul 23 2009 1:43AM
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B-runge
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lol
do it
Jul 23 2009 1:46AM
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ski-swagga
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ahahahhahahha
Jul 23 2009 1:49AM
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biG_EaSt
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dylan_ sound kinda familiar?
Jul 23 2009 1:50AM
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jakepwilliams
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when i did that she did not find it romantic at all and left
Jul 23 2009 1:51AM
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Abc567def
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i lol'ed
Jul 23 2009 1:51AM
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HR8938Cephei
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hahah i lol'd
Jul 23 2009 1:52AM
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wintersway
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it was dylan_


see the "oh lord" comment that he posted
Jul 23 2009 9:45AM
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MattWeiss
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hahaha, good try
Jul 23 2009 10:15AM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha that pretty much sums things up
Jul 23 2009 12:10PM
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