background info:
so my cabin has been robbed consistently for about 10 years now. the robber has only ever taken chocolate chips or the occasional bottle of wine, so we never did anything really extreme to try to stop him. we did install a camera and got him on tape stealing food, no huge theft but over time this thing got old. a few times we got the police to take blood from were he cut himself on our window, or get finger prints from our fridge. in the last year, however, there has been more robberies at our cabin alone with everyone else's in a 20 mile area. the cops had never been really on top of all these crimes, and actually "lost" the finger prints we had given them, and had only showed an effort to catch him by crousing the neighborhood every once in a while.
this is when the story gets crazy. our well know "cookie bandit" was now getting on all of our nerves more than ever, so our crime comity convinced the police to stay the night at our cabin. they had done this many times before, and no one really thought they would ever catch the guy. so while asleep, this guys sneeks in to try to rob our place only to find the cops there.
now, watch the video:
http://www.koat.com/video/20124846/index.html
so that guy, if you didnt already guess, is our little harmless cookie bandit. this guy was on americas most wanted, and was camped out somewhere in the woods hiding from it all for 10 years, and would come into our cabin. he then killed the cop and got killed himself in our cabin. mind you, no one knew he was this killer because they didn't care enough to test his finger prints 8 years ago or wtvr when they first got them from us. we now have blood and bullet holes in our cabin.