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List reasons you hate Nickelback
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I hate Nickelback, and so do you. List reasons why.
Reason #1: All their songs sound the same.
Reason #2: They spawned an entire subsegment of rock...'crappy bands that sound like Nickelback in order to sell more records.'. Example: Default.
Keep the hate alive, post one of the reasons you hate Nickelback.
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1. Carson Daily backed them big time. Goodbye Carsons credibility.
2. As superficial as it makes me sound, Chad Kroeger is one busted motherfucker. While it may distract me from him and his foolish bandmate's noise pollution, his face is so hideous that I fall under a vegetative trance
3. I don't know why but his videos play on mtv more times than real world reruns. I dread the day that their albums are released.
dude good call on this thread, although there are a lot of dumbasses on this website that will try to elevate them to artiste status.
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^I agree. The lead singer is ugly as shit.
Oh, and it's the worst music I've ever heard.
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because they suck
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1) They suck
2) They use too much pyro and it looks gay
Can't really think of anything else, their music just sucks and like someone else said all their songs sound the same
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im not a fan of them but i bet if they saw this thread they would laugh their asses off, cuz look whos making millions of dollars while little dumb ass fucks only dream of becoming a pro skier but then soon realize all our dreams shatter then were stuck working at a fast food joint,
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theyre gay
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is so hot right now.
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HE LOOKS LIKE GOLDY LOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Im not a big fan of there music by any means but if you guys think that they are a bad fucking band just because of they way they look and how many times they play on MTV then i think you need to get your arguing skills figured out and tell us why they really suck as a band!!
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Old ladies listen to them
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Sorry, I'm too busy working towards a university degree to work in fast food. And Nickelback still sucks ass.
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Ahah... I hate Nickelback, because at the Chili's across from my building, there's a waiter who is dead on the guy from Nickelback. His quality of service is directly proportional to the quality of Nickelback's music. So you guys can imagine. Everytime, he is bad on refills and getting orders out, then right before he brings the check out, he apologizes w/ some lame ass excuse, then brings you the check, expecting that he'll still get an alright tip. Every time he does it.
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cuz there brown eye licking howler monkeys, with no musical talent
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The ysuck because they lack any kind of originality. Every song is the same recycled garbage. I can't even listen top an entire song without wanting to kill myself. Plus he wears leather pants. And their stage presence is aweful.
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i second most of these reasons. my main complaint is they sound the same and are way overplayed.
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they are annoying as hell, all their songs sound the same, radio plays them endlessly and I've never met anyone who liked them
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Unfortunately, Canada is responsible for spawning the musical evil known as Nickelback. I considered moving to Europe and dissociating myself of my Canadian passport when I first heard Nickelback, but then realized that even the best country in the world can make a mistake every now and then. So I stayed, and have vowed to hate Nickelback ever since.
Another reason I hate Nickelback: Tight pants. Why? Are you a chick who had surgery done?
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^ Ha Ha that's well put
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i hate them because we can only listen to one radio station at my work and they play their filth all the fucking time and i know the lyrics to all their fucking goddamn songs and basically i get nauseous every time i hear that fucking ass clown's voice and i want to kill newborn kittens when i think of all the hot chicks he probably gets ass from
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1)every song = exactly the same chords, sometimes they change the ordeer they play the chords in
2) OVERPLAYED BY MTV
3)chade kroeger looks like such an intimidator, no individuality
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ha, i've always thought he looks like jesus too, crystal.
i'm not a big fan of them either, a couple songs are alright, but i dont get why you guys have such a hatred for them. they are gay, but lord, you would think they're the anti christ or something.
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honestly, jib this covered all my reasons to hate nickelback in his first post. good call on the thread jib this.
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they wear tight pants and try to make country music cool
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Wow, this is the best thread topic i've seen in awhile! And my reason is that the fucking Spiderman video with Josey Scott totally ate up my 3 favorite radio stations' air time when it was out. And it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad!
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trendy radio stations play them
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itsbackfliptime.....does that mean they'll be making a soundtrack appearance in the next farp movie?
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I hate them because they (and all the shit bands that now sound like them)take up time that could be used to play good music. That genre of music (shit rock?) had basically ruined my once good radio station
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I believe it is Creed whom the hatred should be aimed to. I blame them for starting the shitsound trend.
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its called numetal, and it was developed by artists and the record industry. The record industry picks up bands with no talent but a certain image and sound and markets them as mainstream to the mainstream type of people who listen to them. People that were brought up listening to certain types of music that apparently enjoy that garbage. Uneducated unrefined people. Trashbags, whatever. Fortunately for us, numetal is on its way out and indie/alternative bands are on their way in, slowly.
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lanemeyers brings up a good point. Creed might be to blame for this shit. But I can't be sure, and I really can't stand Chad Kroeger's face, so I still hate Nickelback.
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I hate Chad Kroeger's face as much as getting diarhea during a grade 3 speech, but the root evil is in the big jawed fuckup from Creed.
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Pearl Jam. Hate that voice too! Definetly an influence.
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Wow, this is just keeps getting better and better! Bring on the hate!
Bands that this thread has decided suck:
Nickelback, Pearl Jam, Creed, Default, Theory of a Deadman...
Add to the list, and give more reasons. C'mon people, I know there's more hate in you...
Sidenote: Pearl Jam didn't suck nearly as much in the early 90s, but then something happened, and kapow!, they starting eating shit.
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i already mentioned these in a different thread, but staind and disturbed suck my balls, and who else.....linkin park for sure even though they don't technically fit into the ''shit rock'' genre. (even though they are still shit)
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Nickelback should tour w/ Simple Plan, to make a sniper's job easier
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ill add evenesence to the list, they are some of the most unoriginal music ive ever heard.
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^ i agree.
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i hate nickelback with fury and passion, but you guys cant bring pearl jam into this....eddie vedder and the jam are epic... creed started it...
1. power chord stance... what the hell is with the nickelback rockout pose?
2. Chad Goat-ger (he looks like a goat)
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Most of you are bashing Nickleback cause of who he looks..wow...that makes you sound kinda gay
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I think all my reasons have already been covered...
My number one is because their damn music is on so much! AHH everywhere I go, I always hear it and it is getting very annoying. And yes, all their songs sound the same.
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i can honestly say i liked nickelbacks old songs, i think from their first real release.. had songs like cowboy hat, leader of men.. those werent too bad.
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Lets add the Headstones to the mix too!
If I was to judge a band by their look I'd have to throw out my entire collection of cd's. Their is no way I'm throwing away my vast catalogue of Hillary Duff singles...
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I really despise Creed and Nickelback and anything with a gay annoying as shit sorta droning deep voice bullshit that has the same gay tone all the time and the same god damn sounding music all the god damned time its some fucking bullshit. And Evanessance or whatever is definelty the female version of creed/nickeback etc.
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When they came out, about every fourth song i heard on the radio was nickelback, each time the song was worse
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Oooohhh, I've got one! Horrible, unoriginal, no-talent, bland lyrics.
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