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daringharry
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 12
Cock-heavy viking prince who likes to discover sperm.....

Epic.....
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm
Jul 21 2009 7:48PM
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1337
Posts: 31073 - Karma: 29,599
I am a funky grandmother who likes to fatten women?? WTF?
Jul 22 2009 2:01AM
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volklsteeze
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
i guess i am a clumsy hooch who likes to feed cunts!...yyyeeeesssss
Jul 22 2009 2:06AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
filthy website who likes to cling to sheep
Jul 22 2009 2:08AM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
fuck yeah mine is awesome.  I am a foxy adult who likes to fistfuck mammals. 
Jul 22 2009 2:10AM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 18
i am a tame dragon who likes to taste sandwiches
Jul 22 2009 3:06AM
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TheRadCactus
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
Green stompslut who likes to swallow divas WTF
Jul 22 2009 3:20AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
you are a flatulent punk who likes to strip britney spears
Jul 22 2009 3:35AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
ahahahaha I shit you not:


I am an itchy foot worshipper who likes to wait for lizards....




.... while drinking out of cups.
Jul 22 2009 3:44AM
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mBjerkenes
Posts: 165 - Karma: 36
Zany Peach who likes to forgive women
Jul 22 2009 4:18AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
I wished they makde clicky links drunkable cuz rhwn i qouls eunk rhwm
Jul 22 2009 4:33AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
i am a robust hunk who likes to infect vibrators....
lol

Jul 22 2009 5:01AM
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VPP
Posts: 250 - Karma: 15
"you are a precious cocksucker who likes to break monster cocks"

Shit, it caught me
Jul 22 2009 5:03AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
"You are a titanic sex god who likes to bake rapists."






How'd Ryno manage to sneak in there?
Jul 22 2009 5:17AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,684
you are a big manwhore who likes to nibble mufflers
Jul 22 2009 7:38AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
you are a funny guy who likes to dejuice cunts!

lol!
Jul 22 2009 7:52AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
bwahaha i am a disased virgin who likes to run from testes


gold
Jul 22 2009 7:56AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
apperently, I'm a tart lizardman who likes to love sheep...
Jul 22 2009 8:27AM
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xXDr4G0N5lY3RXx
Posts: 74 - Karma: 16
you are a dizzy manwhore who likes slap nipples , lol
Jul 22 2009 8:42AM
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muppehund
Posts: 131 - Karma: 11
I love that music.

Oh, and I'm a magnificent midget who likes to rape pumas
Jul 22 2009 8:52AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14540 - Karma: 11,112
I am a short Mac comptuter who likes to pull monster cocks. 

How did they know?
Jul 22 2009 9:09AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14540 - Karma: 11,112
my second one is even better.

I am a fragile nipple who likes to explore hooters.


I won't post any more haha.
Jul 22 2009 9:11AM
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rail
Posts: 220 - Karma: 11
You are a mighty slut who likes to beat beavers!
Jul 22 2009 9:13AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
it called me a frail camper who likes to devour heterosexuals.

which i funny because i'm skinny like a walking toothpick, and just got back from a camping trip 9 hours ago.
Jul 22 2009 9:29AM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
im a strange wolf who likes to infect vaginas...
Jul 22 2009 9:38AM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
im a new bag of shit that likes to cling to heroes.
Jul 22 2009 10:12AM
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els09
Posts: 36 - Karma: 16
Tou are a yellow condom who likes to teach monster cocks.

Epic haha.

Jul 22 2009 10:32AM
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camski26
Posts: 679 - Karma: 16
wtf. a scrawny biscut who likes to hus asexuals.
Jul 22 2009 10:37AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
you are a large breasted anthill who likes to bust women
Jul 22 2009 10:51AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
scratch that
now im a Big penis who likes to empty women
Jul 22 2009 10:53AM
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CZA
Posts: 1715 - Karma: 202
I am a Confused Goddess who likes to Conquer Rapists
Jul 22 2009 11:09AM
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Gnams
Posts: 891 - Karma: 31
I am a foxy bastard you likes to corrupt sperm



how'd they find out?

Jul 22 2009 11:21AM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
a yellow deformity who likes to fatten bill cosby???
Jul 22 2009 11:41AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
tall boyfriend who likes to misunderstand giant tits







HAHAHAHAHAH
Jul 22 2009 11:43AM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
feminine virgin who likes to break vibrators lmao
Jul 22 2009 11:44AM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
I am the walurs

Jk Im a round ghoul who likes to cum on ducks
Jul 22 2009 12:16PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
.... Gigantic Clown who likes to Nibble Hippopotami
Jul 22 2009 12:19PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Now Im a rosted fish stick that likes to wallop bears
Jul 22 2009 12:21PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
i am a masturbating dragon who likes to burst oxen
Jul 22 2009 1:45PM
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JibbaTheHutt
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,597
your a mexican baby snatcher you loves the brazilian lady gardeners
Jul 22 2009 2:17PM
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Eric_D
Posts: 1562 - Karma: 79
im a quick hunk who likes to feel zebras
Jul 22 2009 2:28PM
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GGreene
Posts: 993 - Karma: 42
i am a beautiful salad buffet who likes to beat cocksuckers.
ahahhaha
kinda funny. good find
Jul 22 2009 2:32PM
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dstriebs
Posts: 396 - Karma: 77
I am a tiny bitch who likes to stroke penile tissue
Jul 22 2009 2:38PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I am a foxy pimp who likes to punch feet.
Jul 22 2009 2:43PM
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Dick_Squandel
Posts: 737 - Karma: 10
I am a Tit-grabbing puppet who likes to fuck goats


YES!!
Jul 22 2009 2:46PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
I am a wide-eyed rat who likes to build coke junkies. sounds like a good living?...

or I could be a magenta manwhore who like to touch horses.
Jul 22 2009 2:51PM
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jib_danboy
Posts: 261 - Karma: 26

i am a polite slut who likes to infultrate kangaroos hahahaha

Jul 22 2009 3:07PM
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1337
Posts: 31073 - Karma: 29,599
new page!
Jul 22 2009 3:08PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
i am a pathetic man who likes to hump clits.
Jul 22 2009 3:17PM
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