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daringharry
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 12
Cock-heavy viking prince who likes to discover sperm.....

Epic.....
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm
Jul 21 2009 7:48PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
It told me that I'm a stingy organ donor who likes to lend money to rapists. This doesn't make much sense because if I'm stingy I wouldn't see myself lending money to someone that is a high flight risk/could lose his income due to incarceration.
Jul 21 2009 7:51PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

you are a gorgeous necropheliac who loves to squeeze huskies haha thats pretty funny

Jul 21 2009 7:51PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 715
dam...

I AM a testicular penis who likes to forsake dildos...

thats scary accurate...
Jul 21 2009 7:55PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
you are a jolly porn star who likes to cum on lamps.
Jul 21 2009 7:55PM
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Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
I am a stingy beauty who likes to burst balls.... hmmm
Jul 21 2009 7:56PM
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m@tty
Posts: 332 - Karma: 89

you are a confused sex god who likes to love sandwiches ...

Dead right. Jeeze, were do you think I got the practice to become a god ... sandwiches duh

Jul 21 2009 7:56PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
I'm a tender hosecock boy who likes to lick wives
party on
Jul 21 2009 7:56PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
foxy mac computer who likes to stomp scarves.
Jul 21 2009 7:57PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 715
you are a muscular hobo who likes to spill coffee on testes

oh god...
Jul 21 2009 8:00PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
Foxy cocksucker who likes to stomp mexico...
Jul 21 2009 8:00PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,921
you are a notorious baby who likes to tear clits
Jul 21 2009 8:24PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
you are a wasted pin up model who likes to rave with orcas
Jul 21 2009 8:33PM
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The_Future
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 607

I am a silly bandit who likes to punish bisexuals.... and I'm a delicious sex god who likes to eat heterosexuals... game on hahaha.

Fun site +karma to you

Jul 21 2009 8:36PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
A pink woman who likes to rape hank hill
Jul 21 2009 8:53PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
a fucking hot bandit who likes to smell cunts
Jul 21 2009 8:54PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i'm a godly bisuit who likes to steal vaginas
hmmmmm

haha
Jul 21 2009 8:55PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
You are a quick vampire who likes to fuck elephants.
Jul 21 2009 8:56PM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
you are a black sex god who likes to pilfer vaginas

lolz
Jul 21 2009 9:01PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9640 - Karma: 150
I am a Masturbating SexyBitch who likes to Punish Campers lol.
Jul 21 2009 9:02PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
I am a toe sucking ape who likes to control loaves of bread.....i'm so confused....life has no meaning
Jul 21 2009 9:07PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
i am a smelly cocksucker who likes to whollop cocks

WHAT THE FUCK
Jul 21 2009 9:08PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
I am a muscular sex god who likes to look at lawnmowers.

Well I mow lawns 40 hours A week so it must be true, right?
Jul 21 2009 9:14PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
I am a mighty runt who likes to nuzzle testes
Jul 21 2009 9:29PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
I am a masturbating husky that likes to hold on to mice.
Jul 21 2009 9:31PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
I am a tart sex god who like to fatten penises
Jul 21 2009 9:35PM
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skinakedfast
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 476
I am a gigantic camper who likes to misunderstand toilets
Jul 21 2009 9:37PM
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haiggk2
Posts: 152 - Karma: 136
i am a watery adult that likes to end the life of rice................ what?!?!? haha
Jul 21 2009 10:42PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
i am a robust glutton who likes to wring out lesbians
Jul 21 2009 10:46PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
even better one:
you are a questionable midget who likes to eat bill cosby
Jul 21 2009 10:48PM
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 924
I am a Wonderful Banister that likes to Kiss Lions.
....a banister huh?
Jul 21 2009 10:49PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

ahahahahhahaha mine is so epic.

i am a wide-eyed pornstar who likes to expose women.

win

Jul 21 2009 10:51PM
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 494
Con, wanna trade? I got...
"You are a handsome stud magnet who likes to tear women."
Shit I read it wrong, but I mean, we can pretend it didn't say stud magnet...and pretend it said slut? Hmm?
Jul 21 2009 10:53PM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
you are a slimy fish stick who likes to melt circus tents

lolz
Jul 21 2009 10:54PM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
I'm a red hooch who likes to steal scarves

...interesting
Jul 21 2009 10:55PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
A rare starfish who likes to kill rapists
Jul 21 2009 10:56PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
you are a black cock sucker who likes to play with gorillas
Jul 21 2009 10:57PM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
bad foot worshipper who loves to enhance hot bitches
Jul 21 2009 10:59PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
A beautiful fighter who likes to steal Wile E. Coyote? Wtf?
Jul 21 2009 11:01PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
im a robust ape who likes to fuck zebras
Jul 21 2009 11:02PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
beautiful cab driver who likes to kill tigers- yesss

then i treed it again and it just said prrrroooo!!!!!- i think i may have gotten coscos by accident
Jul 21 2009 11:04PM
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ReedSkis~
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 98
I am a Funky Glutton who likes to Kneel On Firemen
Jul 21 2009 11:07PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
you are a strong man whore who likes to rave with tigers
Jul 21 2009 11:07PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
im a fucking hot clown who likes to break hula hoops
Jul 21 2009 11:47PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
i'm a nice pawslut who likes to conquer hot bitches.. interesting.
Jul 21 2009 11:51PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
im a polite hobo who likes to infect balls.
straight up hoodrat

Jul 21 2009 11:54PM
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Jibbidy
Posts: 787 - Karma: 19
You are a monstrous elephant who likes to feed Europe
Jul 21 2009 11:57PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
you are a caged chick magnet who likes to hump giraffes...

oh shit, they found out who was breaking into the local zoo...
Jul 22 2009 12:01AM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
dang im a watery bitch who likes to eat testes
Jul 22 2009 12:13AM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2805 - Karma: 469
So Epic
Im a Monstrous man who LIKES to misunderstand dwarfs
Jul 22 2009 12:17AM
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frstyl46skier
Posts: 566 - Karma: 18
Rofl Im a diseased woman who likes to fistfuck camels. lol very true
Jul 22 2009 12:18AM
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