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Steak and Blowjob Day

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Bob_Loblaw
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Everyone knows what it is. but what day is it? ive seen 2 different dates. march 14th or march 20th? i say we celebrate both days.
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Feb 11 2004 10:38PM
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Lateralis
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its march 20th i believe and its my birthday!!!


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Feb 11 2004 10:40PM
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seward
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20th forsure


should be a national holiday


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Feb 11 2004 11:16PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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i like the sound of that

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Feb 11 2004 11:17PM
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bigsky_gurl
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I guess everyday was a holiday for my ex's, no wonder they are all calling me begging for me back



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Feb 11 2004 11:22PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you made steak?
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Feb 11 2004 11:57PM
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aoe
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oh i cant wait! it makes valentines day semi-bareable




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Feb 12 2004 12:00AM
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SUpilot
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sam caylor is a lucky man.
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Feb 12 2004 12:03AM
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tandan83
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last year my gf cooked me steak twice and gave me atleast 10 blowjobs that day. damn i miss her.
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Feb 12 2004 10:37AM
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d-loc
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hey the 14th thats my b-day what a coincidense ;)



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Feb 12 2004 10:45AM
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five0
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too bad its not the 14th and its the 20th

i posted about this event in the valentines day thread
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Feb 12 2004 4:47PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Hahaha bigsky.


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Feb 12 2004 4:57PM
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Snowcase
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i think i'm gonna show my gf this
Feb 13 2006 7:22PM
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Capt.Flannel
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You looski gooski.
Feb 13 2006 7:28PM
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Skipig25
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it's the 14th. 1 month after valentines
Feb 13 2006 8:33PM
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timmi
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what day is national talk like a pirate day again?
Feb 13 2006 8:49PM
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MitchPee
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we should change it to steak beer and blowjob day
Feb 13 2006 8:50PM
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tBatt
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make it march 13th...my b-day
Feb 13 2006 8:55PM
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IrideArmada
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wait if its the 20th then why does this site say the 14th http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Feb 13 2006 8:57PM
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Erie
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TAKEN FROM THE SITE:

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.



Steak and BJ Day was founded by Tom Birdsey
Feb 13 2006 9:22PM
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newschooler7
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nice two year to the almost day bumb
Feb 13 2006 9:31PM
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Forum*
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Oh shit, it 2004 we celebrated it on the wrong day. Since when has it been teh 14th?
Feb 13 2006 10:49PM
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flatspinblunt
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its always been the 14th, 1 month after valentines...
Feb 13 2006 10:53PM
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forfun
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i dont eat steak though!
Feb 14 2006 12:02AM
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table_top08
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wow best day ever for sure
Feb 14 2006 12:14AM
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cool_catskier
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now is this a spanish holiday?
Feb 14 2006 12:27AM
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spere
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29 days and counting
Feb 14 2006 12:30AM
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aprailey
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Feb 14 2006 7:26PM
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thedutchmayn
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why not? are you a vegetarian or just dont eat steak specificly? its really good ya know...

oh adn whoever said we should change it to steak beer and blowjob day. why not just make another day for that?
Feb 14 2006 8:04PM
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Leckett
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hhaha i never knew of this is it real?
Feb 14 2006 8:26PM
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IrideArmada
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im deff getting a girl for this holiday
Feb 15 2006 11:12AM
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bp.lando
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Storm and Birdsey was such a kick ass radio show, They were so politically incorrect and FNX had to sell out to the man.

then they were in rhode island and then FNX sold out the whole station. Story of their life
Feb 15 2006 11:20AM
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japanada
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"Hey babe, you know its national bj day right? Lets celebrate!"

Then after head, i throw in this little guy,

"Today is also national steak day too, and I just so happen to have reservations at Outback Steakhouse!"

NOtice how I dont throw both items out, I dont want to discourage her.
Feb 15 2006 12:35PM
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