Replying to Fuck life

soo me and my friends were looking to have so fun at our friends house involving some pong (beer pong) and what not. so we call up this guy we know and get two cases of keystone. then we bike over to our friends house wih the cases in our backpacks. we go out to his garage and start playing some pong. Then my partner (my neighbor) who i am playing with throws up all over my friends floor and on my other firend. so the owner of the house was like "ok we have to stop playing and leave cause we need to clean this up and i dont want anyone else throwing up." so everone else is like well lets go to this other party cause there was this after party for a snoop dogg concert. so all my other friend clear out and me and my neighbor go to meet his brother at this gas station. so we bike over to the gas station which is a couple miles away and wait . while we are waiting on the side of the gas station a cop drives by. and as soon as i see him i stupedly go throw the case  and backpack i had in a bush behind the gas station. the cop then pulls in in front of us and gets out and asks why i went back there when i saw him, and why we were out past curfew. me and my friend then go back and forth with the cops for some time trying to lie our way out of any trouble we might get in. i tried to deny the beer being mine. but nothing worked because he said he could smell beer on me and would have given breathalizer test. so i then said fuck this and owned  up to the beer being mine and then he searched our bags my bag contained nothing of importance besides the beer. he then searched my friends bag which had a little bit of shake ( weed) in the bottom. my neighbor then denys it being weed and the cop says he has a machinein his cruiser that he only needs a microscopic amount of any substance and it will say what it is. even though the cop was full of shit and lying. my neighbor falls for it and admits it is. the cop then says the only way he has a chance of getting out of anything is if he says who he got it from. he is pretty drunk and lies a name and number. mean while the other cop is talking to me saying my license will be suspended and i can never play a sport again. eventually we talk to the cops for awhile and everybody calms down. they then call our parents and i get off with a warning a license suspension and suspension from four games of any sport i play through my high school. then my neighbor will get a possesion probably and consumption. pretty shitty night.

anyone else got any stories?