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Best Step Brothers Quotes

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Hockeyfisher11
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
That movie is great!


Dale: I manage a baseball team.

Nancy: Oh, little League?

Dale: No fantasy league..
Jul 20 2009 10:46AM
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erichkuss
Posts: 839 - Karma: 12
Jul 20 2009 10:56AM
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beardstatus
Posts: 800 - Karma: 19
boats n hoes.

nuff said
Jul 20 2009 10:56AM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
im never gonna call him dad, not even if there is a fire

he better not get in my face or ill drop that motherfucker
its such a classic movie i can go on
Jul 20 2009 11:00AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
Shut up your going to wake the neighbors
Jul 20 2009 11:05AM
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klcski
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The Last time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Jul 20 2009 11:06AM
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Leeyum
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 168
IM gonna shove your plastic hearing device so far up your ass, your gonna hear your small intestine produce SHIT!
Jul 20 2009 11:24AM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
and we used to blaze that shit up every single day
Jul 20 2009 11:25AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i don't remember it perfectly but something like this.


" if you don't shut up i'm going to fill up a pillow case with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you"
Jul 20 2009 11:27AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
COME BACK HERE YOU GERIATRIC FUCK!
Jul 20 2009 11:30AM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956

im gonna fill a pillow case up with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you

Brennan-This house is a fucking prison!
Dale-On Planet Bullshit! 
Brennan-In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Dale-Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

one of the best quotes ever

Jul 20 2009 11:32AM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
[mowing lawn, dressed as Nazi] Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?
Jul 20 2009 11:37AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqXp9NwSwWg

Jul 20 2009 12:31PM
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Big_Spence
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Jul 20 2009 12:34PM
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Icelantic_Skis
Posts: 104 - Karma: 558
why are you sweating?

I was watching cops.
Jul 20 2009 12:38PM
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gwhitey
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yea i know, couldnt figure it out ima noob
Jul 20 2009 12:38PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
"as soon as you are of age mother i am putting you in a home!"

no tv for a week. "but its shark week!"
Jul 20 2009 12:41PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312

"I know for a fact that cops doesnt start till four!"

"im gunnna teabag your drum set!"

Jul 20 2009 12:43PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
I SMOKED POT WITH JOHNNY HOPKINS!

you dont know anyone name johnny hopkins

IT WAS JOHNNY HOPKINS AND SLOAN KETTERING, AND THEY WERE BLAZIN THAT SHIT UP EVERY DAY.
Jul 20 2009 12:46PM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
'cause i wanna make BANK bro, i wanna get ASS
Jul 20 2009 12:57PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
the clown has NO penis!
Jul 20 2009 1:07PM
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Josh_B
Posts: 255 - Karma: 34
Best part is when they make the bunk bed
Jul 20 2009 1:33PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
"i honestly thought i was going to be raped.... he had the craziest look in his eyes and said, lets get it on"

" o come on i was talking about the fight, i am so not the raping type"


Jul 20 2009 4:44PM
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billferd
Posts: 128 - Karma: 14
THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT
Jul 20 2009 5:06PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
why quote a shitty movie?
Jul 20 2009 5:07PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
boats and hoes
Jul 20 2009 5:12PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17

You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learning doctors.
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck

The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime

 I remember my first beer...

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
You dont know anyone named Johnny Hopkins

It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday

You yelled 'rape' at the top of your lungs.

Mom, I honestly though I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said, "lets get it on".

That was about the fighting. I'm so not a raper

I'm just thinking about our life together. I feel like I'm walking on a cloud. My penis is tingling right now.

 In no way, shape, or form do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you in any way whatsoever.


Jul 20 2009 5:22PM
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Hockeyfisher11
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Are you kidding me?
Jul 21 2009 4:50PM
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Broha-X-Press
Posts: 758 - Karma: 59
wow....can't believe that was just said..........................
Jul 21 2009 5:04PM
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Broha-X-Press
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but really...

"no way kimbosabe, this is MY house now"

"Quite, your gonna wake up my dad and get me grounded"

Pretty much the entire movie is a good quote

"I just want to roll you up into a little ball and put you in my vagina.  Every time i feel an itch or a tingle i know it's just you, in my vagina"

"My name is Derek and i can sing hiigggghhhhh"

Jul 21 2009 5:09PM
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frstyl46skier
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by far most hilarious part of the whole movie
Jul 21 2009 5:10PM
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_TK_
Posts: 467 - Karma: 128
This
Jul 21 2009 5:19PM
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weskisea
Posts: 317 - Karma: 12
KIDS. no tv for a week!

MOM ARE YOU HIGH?
Jul 21 2009 5:39PM
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ataraxia
Posts: 903 - Karma: 117
"PIRATE HATS!"
Jul 21 2009 7:27PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
"it's okay mine isn't movie quality."
Jul 21 2009 7:30PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
no, im not.

are you guys like 12? that movie sucked
Jul 21 2009 7:32PM
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ashamedkrew
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 424
step brothers quotes are by far the best way to start bad conversations
Jul 21 2009 7:32PM
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VTtreeskier
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 64
Its the fucking catalina wine mixer!


Jul 21 2009 7:44PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

So, what do we do now?
We could hug?
Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.

when i was a kid, when i was a little boy, i always wanted to be a dinosaur, i wanted to be a tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. i made my arms short and i roamed the back yard, i chased the neighborhood cats, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and i said "ok Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job".
Jul 21 2009 7:48PM
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Kmania
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Jul 21 2009 8:10PM
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neutralzombie
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Jul 21 2009 8:10PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
"alright dad, what's done is done, now we could sit around here, or you could invest in prestige worldwide"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU GERIATRIC FUCK AND YOU TAKE YOUR LIVER SPOTTED HANDS OFF MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHER AND COME DOWN HERE AND WRITE DALE AND BRENNAN A CHECK FOR 10,000 DOLLARS OR I'M GONNA TAKE ONE OF THOSE PHONY HEARING DEVICES AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU CAN HEAR YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AS IT PRODUCES...SHIT!!"

and the best line ever:
"this is my beat laboratory"
Jul 21 2009 8:25PM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10


the d-man:

"flat... so flat, you can't even look good when you're singing! the worst thing i've ever heard. $1200 a week for voice lessons and this is what i get?"
Jul 21 2009 8:34PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
my dad and i do this in the car on the way to work.
Jul 21 2009 8:35PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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you're dad heartlessly criticizes and belittles you when you're singing on the way to work? rough...
Jul 21 2009 8:37PM
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Rob_G
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haha so true.
Jul 21 2009 8:37PM
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princesssacha
Posts: 84 - Karma: 15
So many activities, it's making my head spin!

Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus

Did we just become best friends?
Yep!
Wanna go do karate in the garage?
Yep!

STAY GOLDEN, PONY BOY!
Jul 21 2009 9:14PM
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fireballin
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?!?!
Jul 21 2009 9:45PM
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iridepc
Posts: 434 - Karma: 577
i wanna roll you up in a little ball and shove you up my vagina
Aug 21 2009 2:31AM
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987321654hgfd
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"I got a belly full of white dog crap and you lay this shit on me."
Aug 21 2009 2:36AM
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*Nickdel*
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i beg to differ. what other movie has this many funny quotes?
Aug 21 2009 7:22AM
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