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what do guys want for valentines day?

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lucyford
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and dont say sex.

*a misguided angel with ice in her veins...
Feb 11 2004 4:37PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
someone to buy a valentines day present for



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Feb 11 2004 4:38PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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head. nothing else.
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Feb 11 2004 4:41PM
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strode
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sorry.....thought the title of the thread was 'what do YOU guys want....'

we honestly don't care what you get us, as long as you like what we get you.....and sex is pretty much mandatory on valentines day anyway

just buy candy of some sort and you'll be fine, or you can buy yourself some sexy victorias secret lingerie and wear it as a present if you have a budget bigger than just candy



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Feb 11 2004 4:41PM
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petek
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some nair...



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Feb 11 2004 4:42PM
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QuazBotch
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ketchup chips.
Feb 11 2004 4:42PM
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4skizzle
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a season pass to a resort of my choice.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 11 2004 4:42PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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if sex isnt an option youre going to have to spend lots and lots of money... ona digital camera or playstation or some such drivel. or you should just give sex. possibly with a side of sex.
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Feb 11 2004 4:43PM
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Shaggy
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a valentine...

well actually i want lots of snow at night, immediatly after the up-coming Lovers Slopestyle. oh, and bright blue skies to make it nice for takin pictures for the comp
Feb 11 2004 4:43PM
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always_ski
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Home-made Dinner
Feb 11 2004 4:45PM
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strode
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^thats a good one too



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Feb 11 2004 4:47PM
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cj
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to be with you, thats all that realy matters. valentines day shouldnt be anything special tho, if u care about him u should show it every day, not just on special ocasions.

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--DEFY SKEEZ-- im huked up

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

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Feb 11 2004 4:50PM
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skiflake
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Nothing, because then we wouldn't have to buy anything for them in return.


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Feb 11 2004 4:55PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Yeah, to NOT have to spend any money.





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Feb 11 2004 4:59PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
sex


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Feb 11 2004 5:38PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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a nice warm slice of poontang pie



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Feb 11 2004 5:44PM
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DENALI44
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a babe to go rip up the mtn with


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Feb 11 2004 5:46PM
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*cowboy*
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^that took wayyyy to long. come on guys, get in the game.

It doesnt really matter much to me. Something useful that I will like is easily enough to make me satisfied!


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Feb 11 2004 5:46PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
absol-fucking-lutely nothing......Steak and Blowjob Day is only a month away anyway
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Feb 11 2004 5:57PM
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always_ski
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A girlfriend who skis is the ultimate....he doesn't need anything else
Feb 11 2004 6:30PM
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five0
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camera bitch?
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Feb 11 2004 6:35PM
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Krongos
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my two front teeth lol, but seriously a girlfriend would be nice
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Feb 11 2004 6:43PM
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Concord
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A GF would be nice im so lonely

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Feb 11 2004 7:57PM
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EastCoastPride
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IT'S A WORD SCRAMBLE!

Unscramble these letters to find what we want: jobblow


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Feb 11 2004 8:16PM
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flatspin720
Posts: 235 - Karma: 9
a quad of dank chrondo, an 18 of PBR, and some dirty sex. I guess waffles would be cool too
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so let the losers lose and let the players play/ the only difference is the dates of some dust on the clay, what
Feb 11 2004 8:27PM
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Stryken
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Yeh dude. Girlfriends that rip are awesome, I used to have one. Now I'm workin on another....

For V-Day? Uh....I'll be in Tahoe. Wouldn't mind a hook-up.


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Feb 11 2004 8:33PM
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hexum
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yeah, a gf would definately be a nice valentines day gift. But considering he already has you, just let him slide it on down the old hershey highway, that dark forbidden tunnel of anal love. Hes sure to go for that

O yes, you can ski backcountry is syracuse ny

'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake
Feb 11 2004 8:35PM
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BallinBU
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hahaha.. yeeeaaaaaaaaa! tell him to pop the brownstar! or else get one of your friends and double team him, i'm sure he'd like that.

my girlfriend last year got me nuggets tickets which was tight. my girlfriend two years before that got me handcuffs and made me use them on her, hahahaha.
Feb 11 2004 8:50PM
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samck89
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a good schlong flogging is definitely in order

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Feb 11 2004 8:54PM
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J.D.
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Wow... lots of desperate single people on here. Who would've thought. I just want them to outlaw valentine's day completely, can that be my gift, or would that create a paradox?


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Feb 11 2004 9:32PM
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five0
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uhhh steak and blowjob day......
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Feb 11 2004 9:40PM
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BallinBU
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paradox
Feb 11 2004 9:42PM
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thejackamo
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lenses for my goggles. please?


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Feb 11 2004 10:28PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
to get rid of my gf!!


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Feb 11 2004 10:58PM
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bigsky_gurl
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Im sure some guy on ns would be willing to trade something cool for your gf. Let the bidding begin!



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Feb 11 2004 11:11PM
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bigsky_gurl
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^^^I think that is the pain pills talking



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Feb 11 2004 11:12PM
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Mykel
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ah valentines day, such a tricky slope to slide on..i say men would usually be satisfied with a nice dinner you know candlight, some easy mac and a box of wine...and perhaps the box of wine could lead to another present...


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Feb 12 2004 2:07AM
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alpinecowboy84
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Tickets to something. B ball tickets, they're cheap and totally worth the money. Sonics tickets please?
the white n word

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Feb 12 2004 3:46AM
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rodeo7
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i had exactly the same convo with some girls at school today, it doesn't matter, what you get, and it doesn't have to be expensive, like, just say, you've got like, a poster, with like, some famous dudes signature, then if you give it to them then they'll know it meant alot to you, so giving it to them must mean they love you. does that make sense?

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Feb 12 2004 4:00AM
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doghoy
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sex
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Feb 12 2004 9:16AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
some yummy chocholets and anal sex.




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
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Feb 12 2004 9:46AM
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Infantz16
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much sex


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Feb 12 2004 12:31PM
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Rip
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we say sex sort of as a joke... but we are not joking. sex is all we want. or a girl to ski with


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Feb 12 2004 5:47PM
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JackieChan
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A case of beer would do nicely... or a bottle of rye...
Feb 12 2004 7:14PM
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Ryno
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wow, NS lived up to its name. when i read the thread topic i knew that at least 1/2 the post would be retarded and redundant ( sex, sex, and sex)

CJ was the only one to make a decent point and it was exactly the point that needed to be made. why do we have to show love on a certain day? becasue the commerical industy says so? so they cant milk us for more money? u shouldnt have to prove ur love on any one perticular day, like cj said, you should be showing ur love all the time. but if u are going to do this, something classy like dinner will stand out more then just 'another night of sex'
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Feb 12 2004 8:53PM
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flatspin720
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wow, thats lame. You prolly never get any. I'm still goin with the quad, the 18er, and the dirty lovin. oh ya, the waffles too
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so let the losers lose and let the players play/ the only difference is the dates of some dust on the clay, what
Feb 12 2004 9:19PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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well sex would be great. Waffles are the best idea i've heard actually.

Coming Soon...
Feb 12 2004 9:48PM
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mark.p
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swedish fish and weed


AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Feb 13 2004 1:24AM
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RandomHero21
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Damn. I open this post expecting to type SEX....and I see 'don't say sex'. Oh well. SEX.

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Feb 13 2004 2:00AM
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RandomHero21
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And flatspin720 pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.
Feb 13 2004 2:05AM
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rossipowderhound
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If sex is not on just get me a big steak

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Feb 13 2004 2:08AM
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