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Ex marine fends off mountain Lion with chainsaw

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ElbridgeGerry
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31951883/ns/us_news-life/?GT1=43001

It actually happened, and he is actually a marine.

Jul 17 2009 4:39PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I read that this morning and thought to myself, "wow, that's about as manly as it gets." haha. two points for that guy.
Jul 17 2009 4:41PM
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k-rob
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that's the manliest story i've heard this year, i think.
Jul 17 2009 4:47PM
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charmander
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yeah that was on the news this morning.

that guy is a very manly man haha
Jul 17 2009 4:48PM
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*monsterskier*
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wow..that must have been scary
Jul 17 2009 4:49PM
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Golden.
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he probably sweats blood.
Jul 17 2009 4:52PM
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joshua
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no, a hacksaw would be as manly as it gets
Jul 17 2009 4:53PM
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JeremyClarkson
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the title is so badass its not even funny.
Jul 17 2009 4:58PM
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doublexl
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...for the mountain lion.
Jul 17 2009 4:59PM
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Billek
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Reading the title alone gave me a heap of enjoyment.
Jul 17 2009 4:59PM
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no_steeze
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that alone could be propaganda for joining the marines

"be all that you can be...while fighting a lion with a chainsaw"
Jul 17 2009 5:05PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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real men don't get scared.
Jul 17 2009 5:06PM
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joshua
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reminds me of that funny commercial where the fishermen fights a grizzly for a salmon
Jul 17 2009 5:07PM
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BC.
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ultimate pick up line, hey i can kill a mountain lion with a chain saw....lets fuck
Jul 17 2009 5:18PM
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JstHuckIt
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Did you guys hear about the guy up in anchorage that puched the grizzley in the face? Now that was manly....
Jul 17 2009 5:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
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thats like a chuck norris joke almost. that guy is so manly its ridic.

"Hey man are you ok, what happened to you?"
"oh nothing, just fought off a mountain with a chainsaw, no big deal"
"dude if you don't get pussy with that story...."


as dane cook might say
Jul 17 2009 5:19PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I want to meet this man, and drink his blood in hopes of becoming 1/10th of the man he is.

Jul 17 2009 5:52PM
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gmack24
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which wallet is yours?
The one that says Bad Ass Motha Fucker on it
Jul 17 2009 5:59PM
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youRsmellA
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wouldn't you just hold the saw out in front of you? the mountain lion wouldn't have a chance in hell. It says the lion ran away the second he touched it with the saw.
Jul 17 2009 6:03PM
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matt.rad
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guy's a fucking BOSS. the real question is, if he had the choice between say the chainsaw and a knife and a gun, what would he have chosen?
Jul 17 2009 6:07PM
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BC.
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guys so boss he couldve just tossed the lion a hard look and it wouldve done the trick
Jul 17 2009 6:08PM
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no_steeze
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if they developed a silenced chainsaw it would be the ultimate tactical war weapon
Jul 17 2009 6:17PM
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Malcolm
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haha it doesnt get more awesome than that
Jul 17 2009 6:20PM
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hartig
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so intense.
Jul 17 2009 6:25PM
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Moostafa
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thats rad, my friends dad is an ex marine, but now hes a cop and like 3 years ago he shot some dude hahaha
Jul 17 2009 6:27PM
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biG_EaSt
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this is what would of have happened if he wasnt a distant relative of Click for larger image

Jul 17 2009 6:36PM
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Tablespoon
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Now that right there, is manly shit.
Jul 17 2009 6:38PM
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matt.rad
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bahaha, that'd be the sickest weapon ever.
Jul 17 2009 6:43PM
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AMG.
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He does sweat blood

and he bleeds the stars and stripes

he cries hamburgers

he pisses ford trucks

he shits nascar

and he farts AC/DC

He's everything an amurican should be.

sersiously though, thats fucking badass lol.

Jul 17 2009 6:51PM
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twintipteles
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That's pretty pussy shit compared to the man that fought one off with a swiss army knife while it was chewing on his head.

Jul 17 2009 6:56PM
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