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Who would win...

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Bruce_Wayne
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
In a fight between Saucer Boy and Phatt Tim?

My bet is Phatt Tim, cos he's a UFC pro.
Plus... Saucer Boy would be Drunk on JD.
(Hmmm, that reminds me, I need to get tanked.)
Apr 29 2002 4:13AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
of course it would be me, He'd be so drunk that I'd theif his bottle of JD's and smack him up with it but then again I could never bring myself to hit McConkey or Saucer Boy, I think it would be one of those fights where we just run around in circles slapping each others' hands like little girls do.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 29 2002 4:17AM
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Mr_S
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
Obviously PHattTims super power is that he's Phatt, whats saucer boys super power?
Apr 29 2002 4:24AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
eternal drunkeness

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 29 2002 4:24AM
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Mr_S
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
HAHA! Bruce_Wayne said Tanked, we all know your a Kiwi now!!!!!
Apr 29 2002 4:25AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
whoa, crikey, this whole thread has been written by New Zealanders, now that is cool, it's the beginning of the end for this site, Kiwi dominance is a reality, KNOW IT!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 29 2002 5:33AM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
haha..not any more :p

Mauii - Ontarian Jibber

Call me Mike!
Apr 29 2002 6:33AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Damnit Hawaii boy!!!! lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 29 2002 7:15AM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Timmy would win, he doesn't snowblade. End of story!
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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:
Me: Hey is his wings clipped
Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

Apr 29 2002 8:28AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
The New Zealand revolution is on.....
i was wondering how these 'new members' knew of tim.. Wierd to think Tim's actually cool enough to have friends..
~~~FIèRTE~~~
.....Cé la vie!.....
Apr 29 2002 8:41AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
yeah, I'm loved, hehe, I got me some friends, it's grand, haha, and I actually have a life outside of a hard-drive now!! whoop whoop!! haha, it's all primo and mad shibby, yah, those are two of my friends, Shane O'Mac and Batman, they're cool.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 29 2002 8:55AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
hahahahahahahhaha
Nioce CrIIIIIIIsss
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Apr 29 2002 11:53AM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
Phatt Tim...need you ask? Look at those glasses!
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'A beautiful girl can make you dizzy. Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high. They are the single greatest commodity known to man. The promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul, and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about the world seem like it's going to be okay.' - Taking Back Sunday
Apr 29 2002 12:06PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Tim, I got your back bro!
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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
Apr 29 2002 12:07PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
I think saucer boy. cause Tim doesnt have a cool buddy like spaulding... Spaulding rules. though his face got wipped off in HIgh society.. stupid Sexy seth morrison,
~~~FIèRTE~~~
.....Cé la vie!.....
Apr 29 2002 12:54PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Yeah, Saucer Boys got spalding, and rock climbing equiptment, he'd ice axe your eyes out!
also he'd be soo wasted that he wouldn't feel any pain

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit
Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
Apr 29 2002 1:11PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
But he wears snowblades and would trip. Now with Rebel, REBEL AND TIMMY COULD WIN WITH EASE! Besides Saucerboy probally already died anyway from a nasty diease b/c he had to eat bark and dead beaver carcasses!
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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:
Me: Hey is his wings clipped
Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

Apr 29 2002 1:20PM
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WAskier720
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Tim said if he comes to stevens next year i can be his friend if i bring him flowers and beer and refer to him as His Phattness when talking to others
When going someplace new you should always bring a towel... you wanna get high?
Elephants don't have keys Mr. Simpson
Apr 29 2002 9:09PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
dude, you're already my buddy, and I could whoop saucer boys ass, Rebel's got my back, aaaaand I got salomon the phatt little dancing penguin, he'd rape spaulding in a second, and I also have rock climbing equipment, and longer skis so when it came down to a jealst, poor old saucer boy would feel some nice 176cm skogen in his ass, oh hehehhe

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 29 2002 9:25PM
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yellowsnow4u
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I got yo back timmah....me and my army of fiercely drunken penguins...bwahaha ;)
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Apr 29 2002 9:55PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
AAAHHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude cheers Matty, haha, dumb little Saucer kid has no change now, haha, me n' you Matty, we coudl take on the world with our lil army of fiercly drunken penguin pimps

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 29 2002 11:57PM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
just think about it guys, how much more reach does a pair of skis have? Tim could take saucerboys head off with a nicely sharpened edge before saucerboy got close enough to any damage with his pussy snowblades
~Get a haircut and get a real job~
Apr 30 2002 1:55AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
I know I'm new, but I've read some of the back dated threads and I have to say PhattTim.. The ski idea is sweet by the way.


'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
Apr 30 2002 2:49AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
hmmmmm, thanks fairygril, so ah....hehe....what's your number?? HEHEHEHEHE, j/k!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 30 2002 9:43AM
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