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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
There is nothing sweeter than a nice, bushy moustache!!!



Holla!
Feb 10 2004 11:34PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
wtf
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Feb 11 2004 12:07AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i hate mustaches,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 11 2004 12:15AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
but Ron has a mustache
Feb 11 2004 12:58AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
oh what the fuck is that shit in freeze. theyve lost their minds. mustaches are like little shit stains from too many rimjobs. they are reserved for highway patrolers and douche bags in my opinion. and so on and so forth.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Feb 11 2004 1:01AM
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1080tahoegirl
Posts: 216 - Karma: 10
i find no guy with a mustache attractive.......
Feb 11 2004 1:24AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Noooo good.


-Sarah
Sharkbait

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Feb 11 2004 1:38AM
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flexmacman
Posts: 622 - Karma: 30
cookie dusters rule
Feb 11 2004 12:50PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
sometimes my bf has a beard.....i find him sexy.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Feb 11 2004 2:13PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
hahahah the guy in out cold's beard is awesome
Feb 11 2004 3:13PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Guns don't kill people. People with mustaches kill people.


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Feb 11 2004 6:20PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Crystal needs u r flipin funny

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
Feb 11 2004 7:28PM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 11
i love the whole mountian man beard thing. its so hott.
FIGHT THE POWDER,SAVE THE WHALES,SMILES ARE FREE,AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL-KEEP IT REAL

Feb 11 2004 8:14PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Who wants a moustache ride?
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'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'
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Feb 11 2004 8:16PM
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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
all i think about in life is girls, skiing and facial hair.... i cant WAIT till i can grow a bigass gnarly powder beard.... just bust out of the fresh with freshies stuck to ya.....mmmm wow. kissing bitches can take a backseat to my forthcoming gnarly beard
Feb 11 2004 8:30PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
I asked turpin bout the stache, and from his very (now unhairy lips) his response was 'fuck that shit- I was drunk!!!'

anyway, yes little boys of ns.com..... mustaches are hot, yep a few stray hairs on the upper lip that say 'I'm not a boy.... but I'm not yet a man...' will DEFINETLY make the ladies swoon...

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Feb 11 2004 9:16PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
handlebar mustaches kick ass


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Feb 12 2004 9:38AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Mustaches make guys look sleezy *shudder*
Especially when the sport the big early 80's sunglasses



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Feb 12 2004 12:03PM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
http://www.hosstyle.com/Mustache.htm

oh yeah


tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
Feb 12 2004 2:43PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
never trust a man with a moustache
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
Feb 12 2004 3:31PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
disregard that last one.
never trust a man with a moustache
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
Feb 12 2004 3:33PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
holy nuts thats tight.... way too cool for me... can i suck your dick? seriously...
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Feb 12 2004 11:11PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
moustaches on girls are nasty
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Feb 13 2004 6:03PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
Westcoast, that was sweet even though it was boarders


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Feb 13 2004 6:11PM
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vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10
hey, ^ridetweaks, you mean zach galifinakis, that guy is the man dude, he's halarious



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Feb 13 2004 6:58PM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
im not talking about grizzly beards...
thats very unsweet...
but a delicious pencil-thin moustache or handlebars are sweeter than candy!!!



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Feb 16 2004 10:29AM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
i hope this is ok with my mom... haha that was a sick teaser


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Feb 16 2004 11:42AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
oh yeah, id like to retract my previous statement with regards to szocs
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Feb 16 2004 5:29PM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
Moustaches are proof of God's existence...

Try that on for size bitchez



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Feb 20 2004 10:34AM
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deeznutz
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
I have a mustache right now...I swear


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*Warning! I'm a old school skier as well, you'll find me in the steeps, trees and powder.
Feb 20 2004 1:18PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
i like the big bushy beards, or iannick b style moustaches. Jon Symms has the right idea
Feb 20 2004 3:05PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
TAK is all about the moustache.
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''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim
Feb 21 2004 11:13PM
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lotus
Posts: 0 - Karma: 10
quotei find no guy with a mustache attractive......./qoute
hehe, oh so true.

personally i dont like any facial hair on a guy.

Feb 21 2004 11:40PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3392809.stm

HARRR!!!
Feb 21 2004 11:52PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
i hate skid stashes. They are those kids that never shave, but it isnt a real moustache.
Feb 22 2004 1:13AM
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Aprogressivone
Posts: 263 - Karma: 20
i have a nice clean thin mustache with a nice cool looking gotee. . .2 much facial hair is bad. . .but none is like a pussy abercrombie model. .a nice clean look is okay. . .but i have seen some grimey ass looking dudes with a mustache and they give them a bad names. . thinking dirty ass white boy looking wigger kid with some crooked ass stache and this evil yo boy look in his eyes. . i hate that shit.


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Feb 22 2004 4:12PM
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TheSignal
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
I have a beard which also includes a moustache.



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Feb 22 2004 4:58PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i have a gotee. but iv never met anyone who wasnt over the age of 50 with just a plain mustasche
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
Feb 22 2004 5:27PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
and by gotee i mean soul patch. man im dumb.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
Feb 22 2004 5:33PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
WWII Poster




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haha.. duty
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Feb 22 2004 5:43PM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
i feel some dookie coming on...
ill give you ^ a hitler biatch
grrrrrrr



Holla!
Mar 3 2004 2:37PM
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Aprogressivone
Posts: 263 - Karma: 20
man so i was walking through school and saw that evil looking wigger kid with a mustache. . .he looked at me and had this grimey look in his eyes. . .i was like OMG. . .so I went home and cut my mustache off leaving the gotee and beard part on the chin. . .I feel free, its so much better. . .


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Mar 3 2004 4:20PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
you all hate moustaches so damn much and yet you all have almost brought this thread to its 2nd page of responses. ahhh only the master that is helmutjr could spawn such a thing. and in case you were wondering, moustaches do rock, sillypants


Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
Mar 3 2004 10:10PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
I know this guy who grew a moustache and he looks like 6 years older
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Mar 4 2004 2:32AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Mustaches are dirty. As for the skids vid, it's rad. That huge wooden rail, down to flat to huge down is located at SFU. I was sure it was unslideable. Proven wrong once again.



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WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 4 2004 3:03AM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
haha. moustaches are cool!




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
Mar 4 2004 4:10AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
i feel like i need to someting... it doesnt pretain to moustaches... but facial hair.. yes.

I FUCKING NEED A BEARD MORE THEN ANYTHING EVER.... the 3 things i think about in like are girls, skiing and my beard to be.... i could give a fuck if girls dig it or not, im just gonna grow the biggest gnarliest powder beard anyone has ever seen.... i mean... im 19 now, i can get stubble my whole face over... i say another year and i'll be able to grow the burliest thing anyone has ever seen... i can not fucking wait....

wow

beards are so dope its silly

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Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Mar 4 2004 3:17PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
i agree, as soon as i can, im gonna grow a big bushy woodsman beard
Mar 4 2004 7:21PM
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EricPollardKillsIt
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
don't you already have one around your vagina?


...with my balls in your mouth.
Mar 4 2004 10:10PM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
pencil thin moustaches are the cat's pajamas
and handlebars are the bee's knees
riddle me that duuuudez



Holla!
Mar 4 2004 10:16PM
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