Replying to Valentines day ideas for us shallow pocket guys?

With valentines day comming up what are some good things to do without spending much cash. Besides gift wrapped genitals, which may already be part of the plan. so far Im getting a single rose (which color?), and maybe some chocolet (kind?), and I want to do something romantic but im not really sure what. and getting my parents out of the house is like pulling teeth. maybe cook some dinner, although im a horrid cook. any ideas?




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