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I am considering converting to Norse Religion

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PacificRimJob
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http://badassoftheweek.com/norsereligion.html

I cant wait to get to Valhalla... Its going to be so righteous...
Jul 13 2009 4:49PM
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Kajex
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haha i tried that for awhile, like totally serious into it. really cool stuff, but some of the people here in the states that practice it are kinda weird.  this one chick at my college found out i was into asatru and kept inviting me to blots with her group, who she just knew from online.  i duno seemed sketch, im sure it coulda been chill though.  religion just isnt my thing i guess.
Jul 13 2009 5:00PM
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Blurst
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what an incredible religion
Jul 13 2009 5:01PM
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PacificRimJob
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where did you get your chainmail, and your viking longship? and how many neighbors did you pillage? please tell...
Jul 13 2009 5:01PM
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SteezyOhio
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finally, ive found my calling
Jul 13 2009 5:04PM
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Hannah.
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change your name to thor.
Jul 13 2009 5:04PM
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PacificRimJob
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no way. I'll change it to Odin though, if you change yours to Freyja...

that way we can have some totally sweet viking got sexytimes...
Jul 13 2009 5:07PM
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PacificRimJob
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god*
Jul 13 2009 5:07PM
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Kajex
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every self respecting viking makes his own chainmail, obviously, mine in particular came from the pull tabs of beer cans.  and i raided up and down the mighty delaware river on a sweet flatbottom canoe...  at least until i got pulled over by the park rangers.
Jul 13 2009 5:10PM
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PacificRimJob
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seems to me like aluminum wouldnt do very much justice against an attack from another viking... i'd want a more competent metal to build my chainmail out of...


Jul 13 2009 5:13PM
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Kajex
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i considered it, but i figured it'd be light enough to outmanuever other vikings.  anyway i have given up my raiding ways.  its sad, i wasnt lying about canoeing the delaware, and i have a 325$ ticket and a record to prove it haha.
Jul 13 2009 5:18PM
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PacificRimJob
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you definitely dont have the cajones to be a real viking warrior... trivial things like park rangers should not stop your pillaging ways...


Jul 13 2009 5:19PM
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Kajex
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guess not. but to be fair this was the monster of all river police.  the front of his canoe was like 4 feet off the water and my aluminum armor wouldn't have been much of a match for his sidearm haha.
Jul 13 2009 5:23PM
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PacificRimJob
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specifically why I say you should have a much more competent metal to protect you from counterattacks...


Jul 13 2009 5:26PM
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Kajex
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true, so good luck in your journeys, and if you discover a way of making bulletproof chain mail, maybe i'll give it another go.  hopefully before ragnarok.
Jul 13 2009 5:29PM
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PacificRimJob
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I suggest going back to the basics... get yourself super amped up.. drink a lot of red bull and miller high life... then go out and try to chop at things with butterknifes, baseball bats, and other dull objects, so that you can get better at dishing out blunt force trauma...
Jul 13 2009 5:38PM
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neutralzombie
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say whats up to thorr n don't get lost on your way to yaggdrasil homie
Jul 13 2009 5:41PM
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PacificRimJob
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Hell yes. I love my old threads...
Aug 22 2011 8:29PM
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ski-or-die
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Aug 22 2011 8:48PM
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theline
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i'm enjoying this. thank you.
Aug 22 2011 8:51PM
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tronned
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fuck yes.
Aug 22 2011 8:53PM
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tronned
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yesssssss.
Aug 22 2011 8:56PM
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bikerocker
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I remember this one. I'm a little sad you never followed through.

Your life could have looked like this:

Aug 22 2011 9:05PM
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Lax_Bro40
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So you plan on dying in battle?....
Aug 22 2011 9:13PM
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PacificRimJob
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Dude... all winter I worshiped Ullr... I grew a super rad beard, drank a shitload of miller high life, slayed and pillaged other people's mini fridges, and I also shredded lots of gnarly slopes. Super fucking norse yo.


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Aug 22 2011 9:13PM
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andstuff
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I lost at the rainbow bridge caption.
Aug 22 2011 9:56PM
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ski-or-die
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and that is why you will never reach Valhalla
Aug 22 2011 10:07PM
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andstuff
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"That's just how it goes sometimes."
Aug 22 2011 10:29PM
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Smuffy
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i played thor in my fourth grade play /CLAIM

i transferred to this hippy school called waldorf in 3rd grade and each year you study mythology culture from a different part of the world. 4th grade is devoted to norse mythology and it was THE SHIT! the myths are so intense. basically, loki and thor are the shit, and norse myths kick ass. i wanna be a viking
Aug 22 2011 10:37PM
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