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Fucking bee's nest..

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hartig
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so i walked out my front door about 5 minutes ago, and i got attacked by a bee.. (not just stung, that fucker stayed on me for a while)

anyways, after i get that thing off of me, i turn around and there's this beastly bee's nest, which is the same size as the front light we have.

its in the shittiest location ever, i'll post a picture in like 2 minutes of where it is.

anyone have any suggestions on how to destroy it and not die in the process?
Jul 12 2009 1:03PM
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TZA.
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i remeber one time my dad or mom wasnt home and me and friend found a bees nest and we had a shit ton of smoke bombs , so we through a smoke bomb into where the bees nest was , we were standing too close i guess and then a shit ton of bees came and rapped us probably about 20 bites each it was horrible
Jul 12 2009 1:10PM
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TZA.
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o ya , just dont use smoke bombs they dont work
Jul 12 2009 1:11PM
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artfullydodged
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how did you not notice it when it was smaller?

anyways call up a beekeeper most of them take nests away for free cuz its like gold for them haha
Jul 12 2009 1:13PM
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theblacktaco
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unload some cans of raid on that bitch .... me and two friends all had a bottle and pwned a nest
Jul 12 2009 1:14PM
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908
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spray it at night with wasp/hornet killer, its probably a hornets nest. either way if you spray it at night they will all be in there so you will kill all of them
Jul 12 2009 1:14PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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get a plastic bag like carpenter bag and capture that shit. if its a real nice bees nest you could make some money off of it. i think some auctioneers buy them for display.
Jul 12 2009 1:22PM
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bobo25
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Spray the whole thing with a mist of cold water, wait about a minute, then spray it with, bee/wasp/hornet killer ( whatever they are, there is a product to kill them). the water keeps them from flying, do it at night or at dawn, and then wait 12 hours and come back and spray it again. try to get inside the nest with the spray and the water if you can. you"ll know it worked if theres a shitload of dead bees on the ground below it about a day later.
Jul 12 2009 1:22PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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that takes to fuckin long. just go all out and beat the shit out of it. and have it all video'd just incase somethin bad/cool happens and post it on here..
Jul 12 2009 1:27PM
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no_steeze
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just toast the damn thing with a flamethrower, then you'll have angry hornets on fire and it would be totally badass
Jul 12 2009 1:29PM
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bobo25
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or you could do this and get your shit wrecked by angry buzzing stingy things. your choice, this would be far more hilarious for us however, as long as you video tape it
Jul 12 2009 1:31PM
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beezey
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fire! or there is a smoke to knock bees out then you put it in a box and put it in a neighbors lawn haahah!
Jul 12 2009 1:38PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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just get a sweatshirt on, some jeans. some rubber boots duct tape the places where they could get in then just put on a bandana or 12 and a beanie then go at it
Jul 12 2009 1:39PM
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hartig
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you can see the wasp in that last picture.. its straight up black
Jul 12 2009 1:47PM
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hartig
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i have to say, this past friday i went to my friend's house with some buddies of mine and we lit a couch on fire that was infested with bees.. it was in our fort in the woods

it was pretty intense
Jul 12 2009 1:48PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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I clearly see now that your only option to get rid of this is a bow and arrow. good luck rambo
Jul 12 2009 1:49PM
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hartig
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thats what i was thinking
bow + fire arrow = win
Jul 12 2009 1:51PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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how did you not notice that in its early stages? thats right in plain view.
Jul 12 2009 1:52PM
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ParkLife01
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at night when there all asleep get jumper cables attach to nest ...and your car ...and fry the shit out of them...while your safe in your car wit da windows up and the vents closed....

Jul 12 2009 1:53PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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probably one of the most retarded ideas here. jumper cable clips are way too strong and would crunch right through the nest. and if you even get a ladder out to do this why not just thunder punch the nest and be on your way.
Jul 12 2009 1:55PM
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hartig
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the thing is, we use our front door about 3 times total in a month
Jul 12 2009 1:56PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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o i see, then it wont matter if you shoot a flaming arrow and that overhang porch thing burns down... but really to get rid of it. just go out all decked out in sweatshirt and jeans like i said above with the biggest stick you can find and just keep poking at it.

ex. get the stick and spear it through, run away and come back an hour later. take said stick and thrust it into the hole hoping to detach it from the ceiling.
Jul 12 2009 1:58PM
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mike91129
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Bow and arrow, fuck their shit up real bad
Jul 12 2009 2:01PM
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VTtreeskier
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Spray, run, repeat
Jul 12 2009 2:05PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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lame
Jul 12 2009 2:08PM
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yojimbo
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blowtorch the fucking thing. its so flammable it will just explode and all them wasps will die instantly. and if not they've fly around flaming till they die so you can just run.
Jul 12 2009 3:32PM
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=Carson=
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Liquid Nitrogen freeze them, then put rope around all of thier necks and unfreeze them then you have alot of new pets to walk
Jul 12 2009 3:36PM
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gmack24
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raid that shit and run, I would light it on fiya too
Jul 12 2009 3:41PM
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TheTristanator
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catch a bee. freeze it. tie a string around it. let it thaw out. pet bee :]
Jul 12 2009 3:52PM
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Swaggermager
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Ok.. here is what you do:

Go to rebok ans get shoe waterproofer.( the most flammable shit ever) And get a lighter. Go onto a ladder and light the lighter and spray the waterproofer into the flame and that shit will go flame on.
Jul 12 2009 3:54PM
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MACAQUE
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Firecrackers or bottlerockets. Do it.
Jul 12 2009 4:13PM
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benJAHmin
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bahahahaha
Jul 12 2009 4:14PM
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sammiedee
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roman candles
Jul 12 2009 4:24PM
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7-3instacall
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just burn it down

Jul 12 2009 4:29PM
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Aaaron.
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it's right by your door.
at like midnight, open the door, unload some raid on it, then walk back into your house.  i would make sure the light above your door is off though....
Jul 12 2009 4:49PM
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R-B-B
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keep the light on so you can watch them all burn to death
Jul 12 2009 6:00PM
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sammiedee
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as a serious solution i would just get decked out in thick clothes, boots, sweaters, goggles, gloves, hats, tape all the cuffs so its one big piece of a suit then attack the nest with a can of raid in each hand
Jul 12 2009 6:12PM
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NW_Rider
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get up to it and spray chloriseptic all in it. It will make em all go numb and just fall, then you can knock it down, open the hive and get em all out. Then force them to watch a series of propaganda videos that proclaim you as the leader of all and train your new bee army. Then have them go around stinging people you don't like and doing your dirty work for you.
Jul 12 2009 6:13PM
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hartig
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best idea by far!

going to take care of it tonight with an entire can of raid.
should be intense.

will post pictures of their dead bodies tomorrow, muahahaha
Jul 12 2009 6:19PM
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the-big-lepowski
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or maybe not.  How many beekeepers keep wasps?  and if these bees were honeybees, then they probably wouldn't have atacked you as aggressively.  I had eleven stings when I tripped on a ground nest of yellow jackets.    And those suckers actually chase you
Jul 12 2009 6:48PM
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Phantom
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yeah just raid that shit at night when they're all asleep.
Jul 12 2009 8:51PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Super Soak their asses. Then run. And get it all on video.
Jul 12 2009 9:08PM
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PacificRimJob
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No no no... SUPER. SOAKER. FLAME. THROWER.

If you do it, you will be sweet to the omega maximum.

Jul 12 2009 9:17PM
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sarahskis
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/\ WOW
Jul 12 2009 9:20PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Haha thats sick, if you were dumb you could fill a super soaker with gasoline (Probly better if it was flammable and not explosive) And then tape a lighter to the tip and then tape the lighter so it stays on. Then spray away
Jul 12 2009 9:28PM
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Slinger1x1
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who gets killed by bees?
fuck bees
Jul 12 2009 9:32PM
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PacificRimJob
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You do it with Vodka or isobutane-propane.

Vodka is way cheaper, and last longer though.

Jul 12 2009 9:33PM
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Peter.
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just run up to it with a bunch of friends with cans of raid in your hands, have one kid knock it down with a shovel or something, then spray it and run like the wind
Jul 12 2009 9:34PM
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Hannah.
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Jul 12 2009 9:34PM
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Abc567def
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Jul 12 2009 9:55PM
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14.
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just assk them nicely to take their nest elsewhere.


if that doesnt work call batman
Jul 12 2009 10:05PM
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