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If you were a fish, what fish would you be?

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PeterWojnar
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I would be a gnarwhal.
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Jul 10 2009 11:04PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
Picasso Triggerfish also known as the Humuhumunukunukukuapua'a
Jul 10 2009 11:05PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
i believe a Narwhal and its a mammal. 
Jul 10 2009 11:07PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
Semen!
Jul 10 2009 11:08PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
i agree, goldfish because they are good while being a couch potato and watching your favorite cartoon.
Jul 10 2009 11:10PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
You're too smart for the internet. Get out.
Jul 10 2009 11:14PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14

plankton

and i would get that damned krabby patty recipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

Jul 10 2009 11:15PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Jul 10 2009 11:17PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
You, sir, have a big head.
Jul 10 2009 11:24PM
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Cortez
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Jul 10 2009 11:27PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
i would be a jewish dad turned dolphin
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Jul 10 2009 11:28PM
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Beefcake
Posts: 378 - Karma: 10
the golden trout is i would be. tis the most magestic of all the trout.
Jul 11 2009 1:04AM
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Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
shazam

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Jul 11 2009 1:05AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Jul 11 2009 1:06AM
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K2theExtreme
Posts: 107 - Karma: 23
someone photoshop about an 8inch penis with some balls, fins, gills, and a bigger hole
Jul 11 2009 1:27AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
I would be one of them fish they got down round the bottom of the ocean with the light, angler fish. yeah. thats it. or perhaps a shark. no.. definitley a shark.
Jul 11 2009 4:16AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
coy. those lazy bastards.
Jul 11 2009 4:23AM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
Hold on let me take a picture
Jul 11 2009 4:50AM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
Mandarin Dragonet. They are seriously the craziest looking fish in the world.

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Jul 11 2009 6:14AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
i also might be a gay fish
Jul 11 2009 6:18AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
was gonna say it goddammit
Jul 11 2009 6:25AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
haha i love that episode
Jul 11 2009 6:32AM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
cat fish they are radd
Jul 11 2009 6:52AM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
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A fucking minnow
Jul 11 2009 10:35AM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
id be a fish, that no one bothers. idk wat they are. one of those that live in the corals
Jul 11 2009 10:44AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
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Jul 11 2009 11:04AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
If you haven't watched planet earth, you wouldn't understand. But a great white shark for sure. They're a giant swimming muscle that nothing fucks with. Awesome.
Jul 11 2009 11:32AM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
humuhumunukunukuapua'a, bitch
Jul 11 2009 11:51AM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
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Jul 11 2009 11:55AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
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i would take over the world
Jul 11 2009 11:56AM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
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Jul 11 2009 2:40PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
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Most badass sea creature out there.
Jul 11 2009 2:44PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
blowfish
Jul 11 2009 2:45PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
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Jul 11 2009 2:53PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
haha you would
Jul 11 2009 2:54PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
lol  who would want that
Jul 11 2009 2:59PM
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erichkuss
Posts: 839 - Karma: 12
[IMG]fishingtalks.com/components/com_joomlaboard/uploaded/images/Cat_Fish.jpg[/IMG]
Jul 11 2009 3:06PM
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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
either a great white or a barracuda.BADASS
Jul 11 2009 4:18PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721
Viperfish is it? They have huge ass teeth
Jul 11 2009 4:30PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Id be a dolphin, dolphins are steezy and they do flips and shit and go surfing and do cool stuff even though their a little girly, but what can you do.
Jul 11 2009 4:45PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
a dolphin is a mammal, not a fish. you and the thread creator need to go back to second grade ha
Jul 11 2009 4:46PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Its a marine mammal, it swims, im allowed to be a dolphin ok.
Jul 11 2009 4:48PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
just sayin, its a mammal not a fish. and dude youd be flipper, everyone remembers flipper
Jul 11 2009 4:50PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7840 - Karma: 22,124

probably an eel

Jul 11 2009 5:24PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
probably an angler fish. They pwn H-Core

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Jul 11 2009 6:56PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Harsh dude.... It swims in the water. I'm using fish in the NS sense of the word, not the scholarly and actual sense of the word. Just think about all the other things on NS you'd have to correct... thug... gangsta...
Jul 11 2009 7:24PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
this is true. imagine if a cambridge university english professor came uppon this website. he would probably explode
Jul 11 2009 7:46PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
owwwnnnnnnnneeedddddd
Jul 11 2009 7:48PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
laaaaaattttttttteeeeeeeeeeee
Jul 11 2009 8:54PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
an own is an own. you can call it out at anytime. also, everyone knows that whales are mammals. this kid deserves the humiliation of an owned call out.
Jul 11 2009 9:00PM
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