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Anyone see bruno at midnight?

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blong131
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im almost pissed i went to the midnight showing. while i couldnt stop laughing, i dont even know if i can say i liked it. it was absolutely absurd. i dont know how cohen got away with that, he crossed so many lines. if you didnt go see it, i can promise you youve never seen this much gay shit in your life. i dont even think im a homophobe, but literally theres dicks waving around on screen the entire movie

i guess i dont even know what to say about it. i just came out shocked. but props to him for doin all that
Jul 10 2009 9:03AM
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OhMyBosh
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The fact that people would get offended by this stuff is whats funny.
Jul 10 2009 9:04AM
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blong131
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its not that im offended, i just didnt know what to say after i went at midnight to pay 8.50 to watch 1.5 hours of dildos dicks and man ass...and an excersise bike modded into some kind of homo ass pounding machine haha
Jul 10 2009 9:20AM
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Malcolm
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hahahaha i havnt seen it yet
Jul 10 2009 9:24AM
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samwise
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This thread is already ten times better than the "Bruno Hype Thread." No doubt I'm goin to see that!
Jul 10 2009 12:32PM
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Aton.Jones
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i saw it at midnight. some parts i was laughing so much and other times it was just ridiculous. i liked borat better but this was in similar style and still very good. just that some parts were absurd. Im remembering scenes from it now and still laughing at them.
Jul 10 2009 12:48PM
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PappaG
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For those that are planning on seeing this, find the oldest person in the audience and sit next to them. Then videotape their expression during the meatspin. Post results here for instant internet fame.
Jul 10 2009 12:55PM
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J-Evs
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did he seriously interview a real terrorist? It looks extremely funny
Jul 10 2009 1:00PM
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killabees
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why would anyone waste there time.

BRING ALI G BACK!

Jul 10 2009 1:02PM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahah im planning on seeing this just too look at the peoples reactions
Jul 10 2009 1:09PM
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kool.aid.man
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I saw the first press showing of it. The meatspin part was epicly funny. People watching was pure greatness during that scene. Another great part was the swinger party. People were just like WTF.


Jul 10 2009 2:30PM
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Big_Spence
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Jul 10 2009 2:34PM
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TheHamburglar
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I just saw bruno and it was fucking craaaazy, not in a good way, he took it too far with this movie imo, half was super funny and the other half was suuuper gay, Im kinda in shock right now
Jul 10 2009 9:20PM
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Mooserz
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my girl just texted me. she was watching bruno

"Ive never seen so many dicks in my life"
Jul 10 2009 9:21PM
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TannerBalls
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The worst part is when Bruno gets raped by that black guy.
Jul 10 2009 9:43PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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oh shit   i'm supposed to see that with my entire family
Jul 10 2009 9:54PM
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Otter.
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^ ur fucked haha have fun with that
Jul 10 2009 9:57PM
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AMD_5
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so better or worse than Borat????

should I go see it or wait for the DVD?
Jul 10 2009 10:04PM
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TeamJones
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I just got back from watching it...awful movie. I should have walked out and seen The Hangover again.
Jul 10 2009 10:28PM
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no_steeze
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i can't wait, i'm seeing it next week
Jul 10 2009 10:35PM
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Relish_man
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haha, i hope you moms there andrew. youll have to tell me about that one... your dads probably gonna find it funny while your mom freaks out, gonna be sweet.
Jul 10 2009 10:39PM
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BootySpunk.
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No torrents up yet :( I wanna see this so bad
Jul 10 2009 11:09PM
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14.
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Jul 10 2009 11:10PM
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assface
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right when i saw the trailer i knew it looked too gay for me. im still going to watch it though
Jul 10 2009 11:26PM
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easy_cam_steezy
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much worse than Borat
too much dick floppin around
only a few funny scenes

total waste of money!
Jul 10 2009 11:53PM
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tomahawk
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I bet bruno wears american apparel throughout the entire movie
Jul 10 2009 11:54PM
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TannerBalls
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was the really brunos butthole?  That was worse than 2 girls one cup
Jul 11 2009 12:06AM
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Mavrck
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hahaha I saw the 7:00 tonight. I knew I was on for the ride when the opening seen is a techno song with things like "taint" and "black guys" flashing up on the screen. I died laughing at some parts but I completely agree with the thread creator I don't think I liked the movie it was hilarious and sick (like sick mind not sick cool) and awkward. I'm never watching it again but I'm glad I saw it. I recomend everyone to go see it but I can probably gurantee you won't watch it again.

just soooo many sick....sick....HILARIOUS parts.

cools story: when he was at the swingers house I see three silohettes stand up in the isle and start heading towards the exit. it was like a 10 year old kid and his grandparents....best part was the kid kept turning around as he was walking out to see the crazy kinky swingers giant tits.HAHAHA

no child under 18 should have been in that movie. I don't even know if I should have watched it and I'm soon to be 20 hahaha
Jul 11 2009 12:17AM
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RcppF
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wow
sooooooo fucked on sooooo many levels
i saw his dick, one too many times
Jul 11 2009 12:19AM
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bradcoffey
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i thought it was going to be better than it was. i saw borat the day it came out and that was so much better.
Jul 11 2009 12:25AM
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Scolson
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1 dick in the entire movie.  And the movie is hilarious, seriously, go see it.

And tell your girl not to fucking text during movies.

Jul 11 2009 1:42AM
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carbon.pulse
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I saw it a couple of days ago. Seriously funnny movie but at the same time it was just to gay to take in. Some parts were funny as shit but other parts were just too gay. 30 seconds of him swinnging his dick around was way to much haha. Definately worth seeing sitting next to girls.
Jul 11 2009 2:45AM
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K2skipunk
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i went and watched it while i was super blazed, and i didnt find it that funaay, i just found it over the top and that he had gone too far. i couldnt believe they let that shit be shown in a move theatre,

i still laughed the whole time.
Jul 11 2009 4:01AM
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wh@t
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Jul 11 2009 4:10AM
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carbon.pulse
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Yea funny guy. Came out in NZ on July 8th, saw it that night, and it is July 11th here now so I would class that as "a couple of days ago".
Jul 11 2009 4:56AM
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wh@t
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yeah i kinda figured with the flag icon. but hey, not everyday you get to post teh o rly owl these days. sorry, i had to.
Jul 11 2009 5:00AM
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SUPREMExDIPSET
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Jul 11 2009 5:25AM
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prontocuts.com
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Jul 11 2009 9:34AM
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michelle
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I'm still kind of in shock of what I just saw, and I saw it last night.

There's really no way to describe it except that it was so fucked that you can't help but laugh. There were some funny parts, but most of it was just like "WHAT THE FUCK" and your only reaction was to laugh.

I can't believe he got away with making/showing this film either, haha.
Jul 11 2009 10:05AM
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TannerBalls
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i heard bruno ran around and through poop at people then he JOed himself on the queen of england
Jul 11 2009 10:39AM
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Yeezus
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i heard that there were dicks flying around everywhere.
Jul 11 2009 11:00AM
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Dan.
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the only parts that wasn't hilarious was the debating between palestine and israel, but that got good when he sang "don't shoot each other, shoot a christian", and the execution of the finale. other than that, the movie was hilarious.


Jul 11 2009 1:42PM
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Mr.Plank
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I assure you my reaction is the same as any others.


What. The. Fuck.
Jul 11 2009 1:46PM
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Jul 11 2009 1:49PM
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Delphi
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just saw it.........worst movie I have ever seen, legitimately. I thought nothing would be worse than Borat, but I was wrong. Stick with Ali G.
Jul 11 2009 2:20PM
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johnnypsunami
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worst movie you could EVER see with your family.
Jul 13 2009 9:17PM
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Holte
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Meh, I thought it had some pretty funny parts, but I do feel robbed of ten bucks.
Jul 13 2009 9:43PM
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Twinjibber77
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Bigger Ali G. movie.
Jul 13 2009 11:00PM
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TheButterHashira
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I saw it sunday afternoon. I thought it was awesome. He gets the best reactions from people. If you didn't like borat you shouldn't have wasted your time, but I thought some parts were funnier than borat, yet onthe whole borat was better.
Jul 13 2009 11:03PM
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Twinjibber77
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Bigger Ali G. movie.
Jul 13 2009 11:07PM
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FUUUCK
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funniest movie I've seen in so long. so you see his dick like twice? big deal, you see two dicks in the hang over too.

it's unlike anything you've seen, completely tops borat in it's fucked upness.
Jul 14 2009 8:29PM
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