Replying to joke

any one have any good random jokes like:
why are gay people the 1st to leave at a hotel?
because they pack their shit the night before

why do black people always have sex on their mind?
because god put pubic hair on thier head


a priest and a rabbi are walking through the woods, they see a 13 year old boy. the priest says lets fuck him, the rabbi says out of what?

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'
-Shaniqua Bootycall