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Ultimate Speech Fails

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specialh
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Post 'em.

My friends said to his gf the other day "I will be caming."

I laughed.
Jul 9 2009 9:29PM
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Cudder.
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my parents made me go to some horse thing i have no idea why neither of them like horses it was like a comity and the guest speaker said "im so hairy to be here" the funny part was that he must of been looking at someone in the crowd and said the wrong thing me and my mom still laugh about it and its been almost a year.
Jul 9 2009 9:32PM
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specialh
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i had an incident I forgot to tell:

I was in science a few years ago and this kid was giving a speech on Portuguese Manawars or wtvr. He was like, " So when they get older, they loose the testicles." Everyone laughed...still do to this day.
Jul 9 2009 9:36PM
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EAST~COAST
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all of obamas speeches
Jul 9 2009 9:37PM
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Cudder.
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haha this girl in my science class farted maddd loud and she turned around and said whoops funniest thing of my life. i laughed the rest of the day my teachers got pissed
Jul 9 2009 9:38PM
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martin.
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There was this really nice girl Jaime who was running for class president last year. She was talking about how she was friends with a lot of people and how she knows everyone, which was kind of true. So in the midst of making her point...she says this

"You know, I know a lot of you....I get around."

dead silence.

followed by one concealed snort/laugh.

followed by everyone laughing at her.

hysterically.
Jul 9 2009 9:43PM
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skrilla_MAC
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Woord Son!!!!!!!!
Jul 9 2009 9:46PM
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K2theExtreme
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big dude in my bio class was high as fuck doing a power point presentation in front of the class, and he couldnt control his hands, skipped trhough 12 of 15 slides, and all he said that anyone understood was, "well, bescially it gives/means you have small balls", i think it was klinefelters or something like that, the class couldnt stop fucking laughing.
Jul 9 2009 10:50PM
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Uncle.Badness
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back in like 7th or 8th grade some kid asked what an orgasm was(meaning organism) in science.
Jul 9 2009 10:53PM
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Slinger1x1
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i was young and playing duck duck goose at day camp. i thought i would be creative, throw everyone off, and not do goose but something the rhymes with ducks. "duck, duck, duck, FUCK"

it just slipped out of my mouth. i felt so terrible because i was little and cried that night and told my mom what had happened cuz i felt so bad, hahaha
Jul 9 2009 10:58PM
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Delphi
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in second grade, we read this book called "There's a hole in the Dike." The kid reading it couldn't really spell, so he kept saying "There's a hole in the dick."

Also, my football coach was talking to us at half time and he says "Everyone thinks we have a chink on our team"........dead silence due to the fact that there was ONE asian kid on the team. He goes on to say "Uhhhh, I mean, a chink in our armor." I had to try incredibly hard to stifle my laughter.
Jul 9 2009 11:00PM
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Ian.Ham
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Obama is one of the best speakers of all presidents, and dont even talk after Bush bumblefucked every single speech he did for 8 fuckin years!!!
Jul 9 2009 11:45PM
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sniche
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hahahahahaha still funny both ways....a hole in the dike
Jul 9 2009 11:48PM
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Tinga
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sitting in chemistry lecture and my teacher was talking about molecule geometry and she was refering to ball and stick models and totally said "ball and dick models"
Jul 9 2009 11:50PM
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skier_boy26
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Jul 10 2009 12:11AM
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lloyd_christmas
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that is too classic.  just too classic.  that's all i have to say.  wow.
Jul 10 2009 12:49AM
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Bangor
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The first time I ever got drunk was with a couple friends, and we woke up with epic hangovers the next morning........ when asked if he was still drunk and/or ok to drive, my buddy screams "I AM SO NOT SOBER......................................... FUCK!!!!"
Jul 10 2009 1:02AM
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