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Hey All You Fuckers.

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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
I, Sam Caylor, Beefy Tits, Cake Tits, Pie Tits, have proof, that i can ski. SO FUCK ALL YOU HATERS.



°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Feb 9 2004 2:06AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
sweet dude, i dont care

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 9 2004 2:09AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
and plus i cant really tell whats goin on there

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 9 2004 2:10AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
unless thats a zero spin, that picture just proves that you cant


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
dinomytE'
Feb 9 2004 2:37AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
actually i think it would be the worst if it was a 0, if it was like a 1440 then it would say something

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 9 2004 2:42AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
SAM RETURNS... WITH A VENGEANCE
Feb 9 2004 4:10AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
heh, yeah im just going to slowlly back away from this one
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Feb 9 2004 4:12AM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 32
clearly photoshopped.



it's all very exciting.
Feb 9 2004 4:12AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
ya... without a doubt cko... without a doubt.

-Pat Melvin
WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh
Feb 9 2004 8:15AM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
fuckin' gay photoshopped
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-4FRNT skis
-David
Feb 9 2004 8:42AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
did you land?

Coming Soon...
Feb 9 2004 10:02AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
fat man flying thru the air.........not very safe


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 10:06AM
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LINEskier03
Posts: 347 - Karma: 10
god damn you are fat


CO is where its at bitches
Feb 9 2004 10:11AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
^^^hahahaha

fuck a book
Feb 9 2004 11:22AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
I respect sam more then most people on this site. He is more mature then most of you, and can actually hold a conversation. Id much rather be with a guy like sam then some super skinny LITTLE boy, like most of you. You guys need to get over your ego's and stop making skiing about who's the best. Are you guys the type that go on the hill and try to out ski eachother? Are you constantly concerned with how good you look skiing? Are you trying to be better then everyone else? Skiing is about going out there, skiing hard, and having fun. I could care less about what other people think of me when im skiing, and I really dont give a shit if Im better then everyone else. Get over yourselves, and maybe skiing will be fun again. Attitudes are what ruins the sport, and those attitudes are caused by insecure scared little boys.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Feb 9 2004 11:25AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^God, calm down....everybody respects Sam... too bad that's not him. But DAMN, Moseley has REALLY let himself go...
Feb 9 2004 11:28AM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
^nicely put
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Get over it

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
Feb 9 2004 11:29AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
sorry, I think I got a little overly excited lol



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Feb 9 2004 11:30AM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
'So will you be sending the check to the orphanage now sir?'


PH represent
Feb 9 2004 11:36AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Very nice Sam is that the kicker that u hit a the campus

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
Feb 9 2004 1:19PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
BEEFCAAAAAKE!!!!



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 9 2004 1:30PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Not bad, who cares if you can ski your Sam you are part of NS.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Feb 9 2004 1:30PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
fatty fakie 1








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IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
Feb 9 2004 2:35PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
the temp out there is really 20 below but due to sams insane amount of body fat hes able to rock a t shirt and break a sweat


Fuck You
Feb 9 2004 10:40PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
like a walrus or sea lion in antartica?

-Pat Melvin
WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh
Feb 9 2004 10:42PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
you guys are fuckin stupid! 'photoshopped'? who the fuck would photoshop sumthin that small?! id personally put myself 18 feet higher..


- - -
- sasha

- defying the laws of gravity
Feb 9 2004 11:49PM
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//d-lite//
Posts: 1784 - Karma: 9
SAM IS A PUISSY





d i n o m y t E
Feb 9 2004 11:55PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yes pat, less like a sea lion and more like a bull walrus though


Fuck You
Feb 10 2004 12:01AM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
Sam... i think that bigsky girl is hiting on you.... you should go for her... shes hot. ;)




Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Feb 10 2004 12:36PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
way to go sam!
180 to me



'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis




~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Feb 10 2004 12:42PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
^ she may be hot and all.... but sam calls people 'fucking jews' all the time... and thats kind of lame when your trying to 'hold your own' in a conversation...
Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Feb 10 2004 12:42PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
^^^^^^^^shut yer mouth ya fucking jew!!!!!
btw, why should we all respect sam? hes just a poor lost little boy


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
dinomytE'
Feb 10 2004 1:08PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i like sam. he is a nice boy...and yea im with dave sam...go for bigskygurl

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Feb 10 2004 1:19PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Sam, thats sexy. I always knew you had it in you.
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'Shut up norton!'
-Kevywevy

'Its the Smell.'

'Tight, tight, crevice.'

'Haaappy H-H-aawwwwnakUU! Miiiirry ChRIStMasss! kWAanzaa!'
-Vern Fonk
Feb 10 2004 3:00PM
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Scharff2003
Posts: 656 - Karma: 14
i dont care
Shit I mean Fuck I mean Damn
Feb 10 2004 3:05PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ive never doubted/heard anyone doubt sam being a skiier....and i think strode420 put it the best...
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Feb 10 2004 4:25PM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
wow your high in the air!

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Feb 10 2004 4:36PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i havent seen sam on in forever, maybe im just not observant
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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult
Feb 10 2004 5:10PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
man life sucks...the fat kid always gets the girl.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Feb 10 2004 7:21PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Im just waiting for sam to turn 18, im counting the days....



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Feb 10 2004 7:43PM
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SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
Ok.
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You Dropped Your Pocket!

Mont Tremblant '04
Feb 10 2004 8:14PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
^^^
ASS



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Feb 10 2004 8:20PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
i can ski too





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Feb 10 2004 8:31PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
he ate shit pretty bad on that 180, had to get his ass bandaged up b/c he seemed to puncture it with his binding...heres a pic he sent to me.






****

--DEFY SKEEZ-- im huked up

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Feb 10 2004 8:36PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
ha
Taste Death. Live Life.
Feb 10 2004 8:50PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
hahahaha
Feb 10 2004 9:25PM
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562056961108
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dude sam should go on atkins
CANDY BAR!
Feb 10 2004 9:30PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
christine (bigsky_gurl) called my cell today. w00t.


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Feb 10 2004 9:51PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
you know how guys say, 'fat girls need lovin too'? well girls also say, 'fat guys need lovin too'? pass me a cheese burger.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Feb 10 2004 10:06PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i have your cell phone numer sam. I'm just waiting for the right time to call.

Coming Soon...
Feb 10 2004 10:25PM
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