Replying to Help out a fellow NSer

So I'm going to Verbier (Switzerland) this season and I'm sending off application forms to bars and restaurants to get a job.

If you guys could help me out it would be awesome.

This one application form has a page at the end where you fill in the gaps.

I'm filling it out then I thought  - Hey NS has a pretty great sense of humour, 100,000+ minds are better than one, so if you have the time fill it out (or a part of it) and give me a few more witty comments to put in, you will basically be getting me a job because it says at the top - please fill out the following.........be original.


I thought I'd apply for a job at the pub because.................................................................and everyone tells me that.........................................
When I was born my....................................named me....................................but everyone calls me...................
I was born in............................on............................so that makes me..........................
Apparently I can..............................................................which normally gets me a job anywhere.  When I grow up I want..............................................................I've been skiing since.............................and it all started when.............................................The thing I love most about it is.....................................
My perfect day would start with a............................................and finish off with.................................
I spend most of my time.........................................and my favourite words are........................................
My Idea of hell is................................................and one thing that drives me mad is.................................
But then I think of...............................................and everything is cool again.
If I could do one great deed for the world it would be....................................
I would like............................................to be played at my funeral. Some words I live by are....................................................I would like to thank.........................................................

cheers guys