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Moon_Park
Posts: 413 - Karma: 110
So I'm going to Verbier (Switzerland) this season and I'm sending off application forms to bars and restaurants to get a job.

If you guys could help me out it would be awesome.

This one application form has a page at the end where you fill in the gaps.

I'm filling it out then I thought  - Hey NS has a pretty great sense of humour, 100,000+ minds are better than one, so if you have the time fill it out (or a part of it) and give me a few more witty comments to put in, you will basically be getting me a job because it says at the top - please fill out the following.........be original.


I thought I'd apply for a job at the pub because.................................................................and everyone tells me that.........................................
When I was born my....................................named me....................................but everyone calls me...................
I was born in............................on............................so that makes me..........................
Apparently I can..............................................................which normally gets me a job anywhere.  When I grow up I want..............................................................I've been skiing since.............................and it all started when.............................................The thing I love most about it is.....................................
My perfect day would start with a............................................and finish off with.................................
I spend most of my time.........................................and my favourite words are........................................
My Idea of hell is................................................and one thing that drives me mad is.................................
But then I think of...............................................and everything is cool again.
If I could do one great deed for the world it would be....................................
I would like............................................to be played at my funeral. Some words I live by are....................................................I would like to thank.........................................................

cheers guys

Jul 6 2009 8:34AM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
thought I'd apply for a job at the pub because i love to go to pubs anyways and everyone tells me that i spend too much time drinking at them so i might as well work there.
When I was born my Grandma named me Grog but everyone calls me the Forty Killer
I was born in Ireland on St. Patty's Day so that makes me a raging alcoholic on every birthday because everyone just wants to get drunk. Apparently I can make the cleanest dirty martini which normally gets me a job anywhere. When I grow up I want to own my own pub where I will be known for having the best mixed drinks in the city. I've been skiing since i was 3, it all started when my dad slapped some planks on my feet when he was drunk and pushed me down our hill. The thing I love most about it is always being able to do my own thing. My perfect day would start with a shot of vodka and finish off with a 5th of rum. I spend most of my time skiing, swearing, or flirting and my favourite words are piss-off, ass hat, and a great phrase is "I don't give a SHIT!"
My Idea of hell is getting married and having to stay home with the wifey instead of going out, and one thing that drives me mad is bad food.
But then I think of my mother's cooking and everything is cool again.
If I could do one great deed for the world it would be changing the drinking age in the states to 18.
I would like Michael Jackson to be played at my funeral. Some words I live by are live like everyday is your last and drink untiI you fall over. I would like to thank my dad for giving me my first beer when i was 12 and teaching me how to make some awesome mixed drinks before i went off to college


haha i was bored soooo i thought id fill it out
Jul 6 2009 10:21AM
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Moon_Park
Posts: 413 - Karma: 110
nice u sir are my hero
Jul 6 2009 10:36AM
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lonewolf1666
Posts: 32 - Karma: 13

I thought I'd apply for a job at the pub because I like seeing girls everyday and everyone tells me that I'm Portuguese.
When I was born my snowman named me Jack but everyone calls me Clint
I was born in Hull on a metal bead or something like that so that makes me a person of course.
Apparently I can do a lot of things others can't which normally gets me a job anywhere.  When I grow up I want to be famous at doing what i do. I've been skiing since i was 15and it all started when.i saw tanner hall on TV and i said to myself i should do that. The thing I love most about it is the freedom you have.
My perfect day would start with a.nice snowstorm and finish off with me skiing somewhere.
I spend most of my time Bboying or doing graffiti and my favorite words are freedom and pandemonium.
My Idea of hell is that there is none and one thing that drives me mad is people who can't decide
But then I think of the things i love and everything is cool again.
If I could do one great deed for the world it would be to rid the world of poverty.
I would like conceited sorrows by dir en grey to be played at my funeral. Some words I live by are to fear death is to limit life. I would like to thank my friends and girlfriend.

pretty plain story
Jul 6 2009 10:45AM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
you are most welcome
Jul 6 2009 11:24AM
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